Top kek amirite. I'm rite.. The 42 Ways To Type Laughter 1. haha = I' m acknowledging that you' said something you perceive to be funny, though I don' t find it
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Top kek amirite

I'm rite.

The 42 Ways To Type Laughter
1. haha = I' m acknowledging that you' said
something you perceive to be funny, though I
don' t find it particularly funny myself.
2. haha. = I am weary and loathe to laugh, but
here, you have forced it upon me; OR: I hate
you.
3. haha! = I am pleasantly surprised to learn
you are capable of modest humor.
4. ha ha ha = Very funny, you ******* asshole.
You piece of **** .
5. ha = I am actually the most furious I have
ever been in my entire life.
6. ha. = I knew it. I knew it. It is very tiring to be
right about everything, but I live with it.
7. ha! = Clever little joke, sonny!
8. HA = Vengeance and/ or justice has been
served appropriately.
9. hah = of the way toward
typing the most tepid indication of appreciation
there is, I became too bored to continue.
10. haahhaa = I am disgusted with (but not
surprised by) humankind.
pickup artist who is pleased to have recently
discovered Reddit.
12. hehehe = I just said something intended to
be mildly sexual, but now I' m realizing it was
maybe not clear that it was mildly sexual, so
maybe I' ll quickly also type the laughter of a
cartoon villain wearing an eye patch???
13. heh = I have never experienced mirth, nor
do I expect to.
14. heh heh = I am cautiously optimistic about
my own evil plans.
15. muahaha = I am very optimistic about my
own evil plans, and possibly an actually bad
person.
16. mwahaha = I am very optimistic about my
own evil plans, and possibly an actually bad
person, and not a great speller.
17. heehee = I have done something mildly
transgressive.
18. teehee = I have done something mildly
transgressive and I think it' s adorable.
19. hahaha = That was funny! I legitimately
laughed, or at least smiled, and I am slightly
happier now than I was before you just said
that.
20. ahahaha = Like "hahaha," but less
concerned with appearances.
21. hahaha = Like "ahahaha," but less
concerned with appearances.
22. gahaha = Like "bahaha," but less concerned
with appearances.
23. hahahaha (etc.) = What you just said was
really funny. OR: What you said was only kind
of funny, but I want to have sex with you.
25. HAHA = I made an audible
sound at this!!
26. HAHAHA = I am IRL laughing so much!!!!!
27. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc.) = I am starting
to panic that I may never stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!
28. lol = I feel nothing. I want this
sentence/ conversation to be over but lack the
wherewithal to end it directly, with purpose; I
want to admit to a feeling but lack the
conviction; I want to tell you how you' hurt me
but want more to pretend I am invincible; I want
to laugh, , but do not remember
how; OR, maybe: that was funny, whatever.
29. Lol (sent from iphone) = The above, but
with an added element of Autocorrect shame. I
did not mean to be so formal; I wanted it clear
how little I cared.
30. fol. = Like "ha." but sadder. Angrier.
31. lobol( etc.) = I am so right
32. lollollol = I feel beneath my skin surface a
brimming hysteria, an existential query both
exhausting and frantic: what am I doing here?
The things that amuse me now are so different
from anything I could have imagined as a young
child. Partway through typing I realized the
absurdity, the smallness of that which made me
lol, and so I held my finger firm upon the "l" key
for a while, and I wondered what would happen
if I held it there forever.
33. LOL = I briefly, but not disingenuously,
chuckled.
34. / L. O. L. = I want nothing more than to
cry. OR: I made ajoke and I' m your dad.
35. laiz = I am Gazetting/ texting with two to four
other people at this time; each of them is
significantly more interesting than you.
36. luiz = I am Gazetting/ texting with five to
seven other people at this time; each of them is
significantly more interesting than you.
37. lmao = That is the dumbest thing I' ever
heard.
38. lmfao = That is the dumbest ******* thing
I' ever heard.
39. Ambo = I' m neither laughing nor happy, but I
am arguing a point I' m pleased with in my role
as a person who works on the internet.
40. rofl = I am an extraterrestrial who learned to
approximate human language by scanning
millions of pages of AOL chat logs collected in
the early .
41. roflcopter = I am a police officer working
the undercover teen chatroom circuit.
42. = Sometime
between 2000 and 2004 I was a starred internet
forum poster, and someone I chatted with
regularly - someone a little older, whom I
looked up to, someone with lots of x' s in his/ her
username - used this word, and I was
overcome by impossible coolness. I am now
grown, and quite serious, and typically hyper-
articulate. But sometimes, when I find
something a little funny, I indicate pleasure with
an improbable portmanteau like this one, and I
feel again that I am young, and excited, and
waiting to get online.
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#6 - crilleballe ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
#3 - internetexplain ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
lel = I chuckled retardedly for a second , I don't know why I did , it wasn't even funny , it was just so bad I had to chuckle like the retard the OP was.

top lel = Same as lel but with more cynicism

kek = I got it mate , you're ******* retarded , I acknowledge that you tried to be funny , but by god were you pretentious , your comedic abilities are so sad I don't want to hurt your feelings by posting a negative reply , but I'm also too much of an asshole not to leave some kind of cynical remark

top kek = kek with that extra bit of "I don't give a **** "
#12 - notreposter (06/18/2014) [-]
how about ehueheuheuheuehueheuheuehue
#8 - Shadow Guardian (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot about huehuehue.
#1 - racistwaffle (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
= thumbed into oblivion.

dont kill me
#16 - docvolto (06/18/2014) [-]
LOL XD = I should kill myself
#15 - sirham (06/18/2014) [-]
axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
#10 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
WHAT ABOUT **** OFF YOU PIECE OF **** ILL STRANGLE YOU
#9 - billybong (06/18/2014) [-]
where would a lolocaust fit in there?
#7 - withstrangeraeons (06/18/2014) [-]
lol
#5 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
HiHi is the ham radio version of HaHa and goes back to the beginning of ham radio
#4 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Lol
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