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#1 - Sworley ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
#27 to #1 - zerith (07/24/2014) [-]
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#23 - senseii (07/24/2014) [-]
Also a perfect combination for beer drinking.
Also a perfect combination for beer drinking.
User avatar #57 to #23 - fightexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
Yet you post a picture of Marshall with a girly drink? Meant to be funny and ironic?
User avatar #59 to #57 - senseii (07/24/2014) [-]
Unrelated gif. I just find Marshall hilarious.
#55 - fightexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
Half Irish, Half German master race reporting in well, 100% American. Dad's whole side of family traces to Ireland, Mother's parents emigrated from Germany at a very young age.

It's like I was born to do nothing but drink whiskey and beer. Became a lazy ass engineer, so I think the above content is pretty accurate
User avatar #115 to #55 - gameless (07/25/2014) [-]
Then this question for you: When you say I will do this perfectly tomorrow will you do it tomorrow or the day after tomorrow? Or the day after that?
#107 to #55 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
>Innis & Gunn

The taste force is strong with this one, kudos man
#28 - crazyolitis (07/24/2014) [-]
I do wonder what the stereotypes are for all European countries. Does anybody wasnt to know.
I do wonder what the stereotypes are for all European countries. Does anybody wasnt to know.
User avatar #32 to #28 - crazyolitis (07/24/2014) [-]
Well jeez people, just asking a simple question...
User avatar #69 to #28 - genericnewfag (07/24/2014) [-]
english people have bad teeth
manx people are inbred
scottish people will stab you and the severity of the incident depends on which part of scottland they're from
welsh people are sheep shaggers
irish people are lazy alcoholics
User avatar #96 to #69 - listerthepessimist (07/24/2014) [-]
English and bad teeth, stereotypes confirmed
User avatar #38 to #28 - ivoryhammer (07/24/2014) [-]
As an American, most Europeans kinda mesh, as a racist, drunk people.
User avatar #47 to #38 - bramy (07/24/2014) [-]
Well Europeans see Americans like the how Americans see the southern states which is basically drunk, Rednecks, racist and cocky.
#45 to #38 - wisely (07/24/2014) [-]
As a European, Americans seems stupid, ignorant and fat.

Also your Prez is ******** retarded.
User avatar #72 to #38 - mrnoodlez (07/24/2014) [-]
They seem to me like fart smelling eco hippie pacifists that contrarily make nothing but offensive comments to non Europeans because they think that they are some sort of master race that everyone needs to bow to. They can't make up their minds between protecting the environment or protecting humanity.

For example: "Oh my Gods for which I does not believe in, humans needs for stopping this war so all of humans can live together for peace and environment is so precious and all animals needs to be the protection, but humans is all needs to die and burns in hell. Even childrens."
#41 to #38 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Yet, we ended slavery before you did, hell even Russia did (even though they're not in europe)
User avatar #53 to #28 - grandmabetty (07/24/2014) [-]
From an Englishman's point of view...
English people are a bunch of whingy, complaining *****
Scottish people are racist dumbasses
Welsh people are all bitchfighting pikeys who **** farm animals
Northern Irish people are all homosexual terrorists
Irish people are lazy drunk priests
French people are smelly, hairy old men with no fashion sense outside Paris
Spanish people are lazy, sweaty, loud party animals
Portuguese people are lazy, loud football hooligans
Germans are psychopathically OCD with no sense of humour
Dutch people are all so liberated they're stoner retards
Belgian people are ******* boring
Swiss people are noise pollution-intolerant eco-freaks
Italians are sleazy pasta-eating pusballs
Swiss people are racist muslim-hating pricks
Romanians are all dirty immigrant gypsies
Greeks are unemployed criminals
Cypriots are all at war with eachother like sissy girls
Russians are arbitrary, hostile, gay-hating bitches
Polish people are exploitable manual labourers
Ukranians are indecisive with no mental capacity to run a country
User avatar #54 to #53 - grandmabetty (07/24/2014) [-]
Swedish* not Swiss
User avatar #30 to #28 - bramy (07/24/2014) [-]
This is coming from a dutchmen.
The dutch are either Tall or High
British people are all posh
Scottish people wear kilts everywhere
Welsh... no idea they're the welsh
Irish are drunks
Germans are either smart or always mad
Belgian people love comics and waffles
French are pussies (duh)
Swedish and Norwegians are hot
Romanians is gypsyville
Greeks are cheap
Russians are Drunks
those are all I know
#34 to #30 - baconofdoom (07/24/2014) [-]
As a Welshman I can confirm that I 			****		 sheep.
As a Welshman I can confirm that I **** sheep.
#70 to #34 - doubletapman (07/24/2014) [-]
I also confirm this
#66 to #34 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
as a brazillian i can confirm i have a big dick
#91 to #66 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
The only thing you can confirm is sucking at the only thing you do all day you goddamned hue-monkey.
#60 to #34 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Welsh are ************* , longbow-inventing, football-loving celtic-speaking wankers.
User avatar #46 to #30 - Encarna (07/24/2014) [-]
As a Scotsman.

British != English
Scottish people are angry, drunk and racist individuals.
English people are similar but they're quieter about it.
Welsh are sheep shaggers.
Irish are drunks who are mostly happy about everything except religion.

That's just in my experience I really shouldn't be speaking for an entire culture.
User avatar #49 to #46 - kristovsky (07/24/2014) [-]
The realities of the British people

English: Drunk, angry, racist
Scottish: Drunk, angry, racist
Welsh: Drunk, angry, Sheepshaggers
N. Irish: Drunk, angry, throwing molotov's at R. Of. Ireland
User avatar #43 to #30 - alstorp (07/24/2014) [-]
As a Swede I can confirm.
User avatar #36 to #30 - jcbstj (07/24/2014) [-]
welcome to funnyjunk, where russians are europeans but portuguese and spanish are not
User avatar #37 to #36 - bramy (07/24/2014) [-]
Well I left Spain and Portugal out cause I don't know any stereotypes from them as majority of the european countries, but I put in Russia because a part of it is in Europe.
User avatar #48 to #37 - senseii (07/24/2014) [-]
Spanish people are loud as **** . Though that's not really a stereotype.
User avatar #83 to #30 - samlusiewski (07/24/2014) [-]
I thought the stereotype for Greeks was that they were just broke as **** .
For the French, you forgot arrogant
User avatar #42 to #30 - baditch (07/24/2014) [-]
Welsh are sheep ******* .
User avatar #39 to #30 - processing (07/24/2014) [-]
The Scottish, Welsh and Irish are posh? Well...
#35 to #30 - kuwaitnigger (07/24/2014) [-]
welsh are sheep shaggers
User avatar #33 to #30 - crazyolitis (07/24/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#50 to #28 - brisineo (07/24/2014) [-]
From an American point of view   
Brits criticize everything and can't into guns (we feel pity for them)   
Scotts are angry tribals who wear kilts   
Irishmen are drunk leprechauns who live in nice cities   
Germans are either mad scientists or nazis   
Belgians make good food   
French are wimps but generally hate everyone   
Swedes and Norwegians are arrogant pricks who brag too much and don't get enough sun   
Danish hate the Swedes   
Greeks can't into money   
Romania is full of dark misty forests where the gypsies stalk you and your wallet   
Swiss make good tools.  Also pretty mountains.   
Dutch are freakishly tall   
Italians have the Pope but don't care about it as much as other places   
Spainiards are greedy   
Russians are commie drunks who can't drive   
   
And we all know about the Welsh and their sheep
From an American point of view
Brits criticize everything and can't into guns (we feel pity for them)
Scotts are angry tribals who wear kilts
Irishmen are drunk leprechauns who live in nice cities
Germans are either mad scientists or nazis
Belgians make good food
French are wimps but generally hate everyone
Swedes and Norwegians are arrogant pricks who brag too much and don't get enough sun
Danish hate the Swedes
Greeks can't into money
Romania is full of dark misty forests where the gypsies stalk you and your wallet
Swiss make good tools. Also pretty mountains.
Dutch are freakishly tall
Italians have the Pope but don't care about it as much as other places
Spainiards are greedy
Russians are commie drunks who can't drive

And we all know about the Welsh and their sheep
#89 to #50 - testaburger (07/24/2014) [-]
Denmark mentioned
Swells with pride
**** Sweden
User avatar #80 to #50 - anatidaephilia (07/24/2014) [-]
The danes are spot on.
#103 to #50 - sevillano (07/24/2014) [-]
As a spaniard, we stopped being greedy just two centuries ago, now we're just poor.
#8 - almostninja (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't get it please help
#9 to #8 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
retard
User avatar #12 to #8 - leonhardt (07/24/2014) [-]
Germans are perfectionists.
Irish are lazy.
User avatar #58 to #12 - fightexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
Irish would have taken over the world, if God hadn't invented whiskey
#29 to #12 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Im German and French, so Im always in a battle with myself whether to fight the guy and kill his family or run away, as well as having to do something and decide whether or not I'm going to **** it later
User avatar #21 to #12 - mightypower (07/24/2014) [-]
Hey hey hey we are not lazy..you fu-. Ah I am not arsed arguing.
User avatar #90 to #21 - wimwam ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
You are not arsed arguing? Cot damn, lazy enough to leave out any grammatical sense
#18 to #12 - monkeymanone (07/24/2014) [-]
i thought it was nazi purism/irish lazy
User avatar #44 to #18 - Encarna (07/24/2014) [-]
German != Nazi
User avatar #19 to #18 - leonhardt (07/24/2014) [-]
Point is Irish are lazy.
User avatar #51 - wcpapier (07/24/2014) [-]
half german/irish?

note to self: do not start a drinking contest with this man
#56 to #51 - fightexplain (07/24/2014) [-]
Can confirm, you will lose

Quote from new(ish) friend the next day after the bars "I've never seen someone so unaffected by straight whiskey." He stopped drinking an hour before bar close, and I still had to carry his ass back to his apartment
User avatar #31 - littlejessicaxox (07/24/2014) [-]
Hey, this is my exact nationality! My mum is Irish and my dad is German and I'm English.
#79 - homestuckrocks (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #82 to #79 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Germans are notorious perfectionists and the Irish are notoriously lazy.
User avatar #2 - enigmaticspirit (07/24/2014) [-]
Why is there always a bunch of top gear content? I mean it's ok I guess, but I don't understand the following. It's like MLP to me: Not bad, not great, but has a ******** of fanboys.
User avatar #22 to #2 - Gandalfthewhite (07/24/2014) [-]
i might like it more if Clarkson wasn't just a big pile of wank, and that irritates me too how everyone fanboys over him
#65 to #2 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Because this is the internet, son. Welcome to our club, where people get high on anonimosity
#87 to #2 - therollingstones (07/24/2014) [-]
Its a show about cars. If you don't own/are not interested in car things then this show obviously won't be super entertaining. Give it a few years and it might become relevant to your interests
#111 to #2 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Don't you ******* compare MLP with Top-Gear, you little **** !
Top Gear is in fact great and I'm not even especially interested in cars.
Best tv-show imo.

MLP is bad, but probably not the worst.
The fandom is the worst cancer ever though.
<-- Describing pic of how annoying it is.
#109 to #2 - gave (07/24/2014) [-]
The way I see it is this;   
   
Pony fan boys are annoying because (atleast many of them for most part) sexualize content that wasn't meant to be and find message and content that simply doesn't exist to the point where they base their lives off of something meant for children.   
   
Top Gear fans however watch a show, that, while very humorous in many instances, also provides a hell of a lot of knowledge that pertains to a very major subject, enter the car, one of the most important inventions the world has ever seen.
The way I see it is this;

Pony fan boys are annoying because (atleast many of them for most part) sexualize content that wasn't meant to be and find message and content that simply doesn't exist to the point where they base their lives off of something meant for children.

Top Gear fans however watch a show, that, while very humorous in many instances, also provides a hell of a lot of knowledge that pertains to a very major subject, enter the car, one of the most important inventions the world has ever seen.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Conemen (07/24/2014) [-]
Have you watched Top Gear?
User avatar #4 to #3 - enigmaticspirit (07/24/2014) [-]
Well considering that I have any opinion of it whatsoever I think says yes, a few episodes.
User avatar #16 to #4 - apurpleliger (07/24/2014) [-]
This is probably a pretty obvious response so sorry if it sounds like I'm talking down to you, but you really have to be a car person to enjoy the show.

The interviews are like 5 minutes of an hour long show, if you're enjoying the rest of it because of the cars you're more likely to enjoy the non-car parts. And even then generally half the interview does have something to do with cars.
User avatar #92 to #16 - masturbakor (07/24/2014) [-]
im not really a massive car person. if people ask me what car i do my driving lessons in, my response is usually "i'unno a silver one." but i still enjoy the show.
User avatar #114 to #92 - apurpleliger (07/24/2014) [-]
It does help to like cars though, if you're not someone who enjoys the humor at least.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Conemen (07/24/2014) [-]
Hm, not for everyone I guess.
#7 to #5 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
I feel the same as that other guy. I have watched some of it, and don't really like it that much, but don't hate it either. It is a thing, therefore it is not for everyone.
#6 to #2 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk where nothing funny gets posted.
User avatar #11 to #2 - subtard (07/24/2014) [-]
The big difference is nobody masturbates to fan-made porn of jeremy clarkson
User avatar #25 to #14 - theexplodingcheez (07/24/2014) [-]
this reaction picture is so hot right now
User avatar #112 to #25 - newforomador (07/24/2014) [-]
I like it's not being completely overused, but fits in a lot of situations.
User avatar #113 to #112 - newforomador (07/24/2014) [-]
I like that*
#20 to #11 - silverhellion (07/24/2014) [-]
thanks for the idea chucklenuts.   
   
rule 34 must be upheld.
thanks for the idea chucklenuts.

rule 34 must be upheld.
#24 to #20 - thewulfman (07/24/2014) [-]
Is that Rule 34 of Ed from Cowboy Bebop?
Is that Rule 34 of Ed from Cowboy Bebop?
User avatar #85 to #24 - blokrokker (07/24/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link
Not much, but there's some.
User avatar #81 - iamkagji ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
As half German, quarter Scottish and quarter Irish, I can confirm this
User avatar #71 - slenderwolf (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm Irish, German, English, and Mexican. People try to guess my race and I get everything from Asian to Indian to other Indian
User avatar #76 to #71 - MrsMcDowell (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm 25% Polish, 25% Irish, then a whole mess of other things. But people mostly guess I'm Irish because I'm a freckled red-head.
User avatar #77 to #76 - slenderwolf (07/24/2014) [-]
I've got the Mexican pigment, black hair, damn near black eyes, and darkish skin, but white facial features so it throws people off
User avatar #78 to #77 - MrsMcDowell (07/24/2014) [-]
That sounds intriguing.
User avatar #67 - nsfwcontent (07/24/2014) [-]
Quick question... What the hell does kek mean?
User avatar #68 to #67 - Mozzak (07/24/2014) [-]
Translated from orcish in World of Warcraft - it means "lol"
Why it got popular nowadays, I do not know.
User avatar #73 to #68 - thatnerdyguy (07/24/2014) [-]
I always thought it went
lol > lel > kek (because k is right next to l on the keyboard)
User avatar #61 - sammiemoore (07/24/2014) [-]
I am Irish and German as well. And I can honestly say that it's true. I'm a perfectionist, but lazy. I put off things, but when I do end up doing them, it drives me nuts until its perfect. Best part about my split genes, is I look Irish. Red hair, green eyes, freckles and pale skin. While my mom and sister, blonde hair, blue eyes, lol.

And I know. "Cool story bro". Just figured I'd share.
#75 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
I love how Americans are suddenly listing their ethnicities. Having a great-great-great-grandfather who went to Germany once doesn't make you German. You'll always be dirty yanks.
User avatar #106 to #75 - hellboundstrength (07/24/2014) [-]
non of us are really " AMERICAN" america is really just europeans who "discovered (stole)america" and any other ethic that later moved here so it makes sense that we say what we are racially
#110 to #75 - tasomo (07/24/2014) [-]
We do it because America is a massive melting pot of cultures so background helps establish a root since as a nation we're damn young. Europe is so fixated on its stance as the Old World that it refuses to adjust and change. There HAS to be borders, there HAS to be a clear definition between these stereotypes because the otherwise it's just a bunch of white people complaining about darkies invading them.

"What's that? America has racial tensions? PFffft, that's nothing compared to all these Muslims that just moved in that I'm too scared of to actually try and require they integrate within my culture. I'll just keep re-electing government officials who will grant them more and more privileges so I can complain about it on the internet. ******* America and its open immigration policies. Americans don't know **** about racial tensions...try being all white for thousands of years and then someone with a tan moves in next door!"
#10 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
**landartheconqueror rolled image** mfw i'm irish on my dad's side and german on my mom's side
#17 to #10 - gameless (07/24/2014) [-]
You mean this is your face.
#40 - bagpipe (07/24/2014) [-]
**bagpipe rolled image**
#105 - dawgfan (07/24/2014) [-]
Half German and Half Irish right here.

I'm a drunk NAZI
User avatar #104 - flaminggodzilla (07/24/2014) [-]
<German & Irish, I love to do things perfectly as well. However, I am a procrastinator..
#102 - Orc (07/24/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I'm 100% AMERICAN
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