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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - applescryatnight
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im about to start a dnd group in a week or two.
we just finished deciding the characters (im the dm)

1- a super genius inventor who transferred his body into that of a cyborg minotaur with 4 arms and a cybernetic eye that has improved darkvision
2- a lemure demon that is basically a human flavored pudding monster
3- a selkie, seems normal enough
4- a slyph that can fade in and out of air, looks like the guy from "wolf among us", worships loki, and killed his entire clan. (serisouly, this guy couldnt choose if he wanted a weeaboo ninja, a fairy, a werewolf, or a viking)
5- a pokemon. this asshole wouldnt budge. not just any pokemon, he wants to be mewtwo combined with dragonite. otherwise known as barney the psycic dinosaur.

this game is gonna be ******* retarded and im gonna love it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - caffeinecommissar
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Sounds more like a game of Mutants and Masterminds to be honest.
#6 to #5 - applescryatnight
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the premise of the game is that people are being abducted across multiple dimensions, so i allowed everyone to pick and design their own race.
the game itself will be pretty much dnd with a lot of homebrew.
its not based on superheros, but i swear every second i think about it, it sounds more and more like im assembling a team of really poorly thought out supervillains.
User avatar #9 to #6 - caffeinecommissar
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Well, DnD (or Pathfinder) is pretty much the "default" RPG, so I'm not exactly blaming you for the choice, just thought the premise of the game would be better suited for MaM.

Regardless of that, good luck with the game.
#7 to #4 - anon id: 4a57c2c2
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***** at that point you might as well just start you're own RPG in GURPS.
User avatar #12 to #4 - rockmanfan
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kill them all. TPK dragon fight
#13 to #12 - applescryatnight
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oh trust me, im gonna be tossing digestive end product at them at every turn.
first major boss- giant sea cucumber made of pure evil and hatred
second major boss- based on the premise of pudge from dota 2, a giant butcher/ surgeon that abducts one of the party members of a "routine checkup"
third major boss- an archangel in the form of a dragon. this one is gonna be fun.
final major boss- they are gonna teleport into a sea-cucumber god, where they are forced to fight versions of themselves at multiple different levels, once they do that they have to fight the sea cucumber god and save the world.

pic related, the sea cucumber. OF DOOM.
#69 to #13 - warzon
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Then have them fight iron man.
Then have them fight iron man.
User avatar #16 to #4 - possiblydominator
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Either homebrew out the ass or do GURPS
#17 to #16 - applescryatnight
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most of the homebrew is already ready. i was considering gurps, but it would be way more planning.
User avatar #56 to #4 - kerfufflemachtwo
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The retarded ones usually are the best.

Especially if you're running it. You get to intense bodylove with everybody. That's your job.
#57 to #4 - anon id: 13f8d076
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I'll give you three sessions before you want to strangle everyone in you're group. you'reself included
I'll give you three sessions before you want to strangle everyone in you're group. you'reself included
User avatar #67 to #4 - warzon
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And a normal fighter for flavor
Who turns out to be the king of this horrifc place.
#72 to #4 - hypotheticals
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I demand up dates and I'm subscribing for the hope of updates don't let me down dude
User avatar #73 to #4 - darkjustifier
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I always say changeling, wether they think it's an elf or not I dont care I say changeling soI can be whatever i want or I can be an elf
#88 to #4 - shatt
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>mfw "barney the psyichic dinosaur"
#99 to #4 - anon id: 234fbb18
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Think about you're life for a second and realize your pathetic. I am just curious about what you're sex life is like. lol
#101 to #99 - applescryatnight
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nice try faggit, we're all virgins on funnyjunk
#100 to #4 - hazardpay
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"Barney the psychic dinosaur" why did you even try to make him budge, thats fantastic!
User avatar #8 to #4 - nikolaier
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post results
#25 to #4 - cantfindaname
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**cantfindaname rolled image**

"barney the psycic dinosaur"
User avatar #2 - beyondthebatman
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I really want to start playing D&D but I don't know where to start.
#30 to #2 - cancerlobster
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I think some of these guys play D&D, though I don't have an account myself. Hopefully it helps.

roll20.net/
#50 to #2 - zerocaliber
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I suppose I could DM a group for those who are interested. 3.5e.
User avatar #51 to #50 - arkanios
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Can I tag along too? I used to be in a group that came from Funnyjunk, but the DM just stopped calling me and the others for meeting and the game died.
#52 to #51 - zerocaliber
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Sure, and everyone who is interested, send me a PM and we can hopefully work out a time.
User avatar #55 to #52 - beyondthebatman
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Alright this sounds awesome!
User avatar #98 to #2 - alucord
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Im intrested.

Only played once, no idea whats going on.
User avatar #104 to #2 - ilovetocuddle
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also have interest in this
User avatar #10 to #2 - checkemtrain
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same
User avatar #14 to #10 - yunogasaii
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same
we should all start a DnD group together
User avatar #26 to #14 - plokix
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if FJ would play DnD I would love to know what would happen and what for chars the community plays.
User avatar #22 to #14 - zeref
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can i come?
#23 to #22 - yunogasaii
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User avatar #42 to #23 - tastycrisps
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I wish to join
User avatar #48 to #42 - thetrollathon
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can I come?
User avatar #49 to #48 - tastycrisps
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lets do this
#53 to #49 - hitlerslostchild [OP]
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May I partake?
I've only played like 3 times
User avatar #59 to #53 - lastsensei
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Well, I always wanted to play, but I haven't play a single time in my whole existence, dunno what's worse, haha
#60 to #59 - zerocaliber
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Hey fellas, I'm willing to DM a game for you guys to learn the ropes and give you an introduction into the world of tabletops. Those who are still interested, send me a PM and I will pass you a campaign join link on Roll20. First come first serve.
User avatar #80 to #60 - assassindash
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Is there a place online I can play DnD without it being some bulldigestive end product MMO?
#81 to #80 - zerocaliber
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Everything you need to play the base game can be found here: www.d20srd.org/.
User avatar #84 to #81 - assassindash
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Wait, I take that back.

It seems this is just a site that gives instructions and history. I can't play this! I can only USE it to play!
#85 to #84 - zerocaliber
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That gives you the basic rules. If you want to actually play, join a group on a tabletop map software like Roll20, which is free.
User avatar #103 to #85 - assassindash
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So I ask for a site I can play on, and you give me the instruction manual for how to play, and then when I correct you're help, you tell me to join a table top group with map software, and tell me its free..... But you don't give me a link to the software like you did before?

I don't understand....
#105 to #103 - zerocaliber
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roll20.net/ which was already linked in an earlier comment.
User avatar #83 to #81 - assassindash
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I give you my thumb for showing me this.
User avatar #90 to #14 - pokemonstheshiz
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this is a good idea
I would want to play that
#20 to #2 - qwertywtf
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I'd be down for that
User avatar #32 - scandaldog
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what's D&D?
User avatar #77 to #32 - krobeles
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Were you born yesterday? Welcome to the internet and life in general.
Cudos on being able to type English within you're first 24 hours of life. Much impressive.

Pro Tip: Dont look directly at the big glowey thing in the sky. Its called the sun. It'll hurt if you do. Also, women are sexual objects made for the amusement of the male master race. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
#74 to #32 - anon id: 60cfbe8f
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Pathfinder
#43 to #32 - theseriousjoker
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#44 to #43 - scandaldog
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#45 to #44 - theseriousjoker
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Anytime
Anytime
User avatar #62 - heartlessrobot
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>No bard trying to have sex with everything
Not a DnD group.
#47 - eeveefan
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User avatar #61 to #47 - reginleaf
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reminds me of the floating disk rule bending

floating disk is a level 0 spell in 3.0-3.5, with a thickness of 0 (about 1 ft diameter iirc). It's supposed to be used to carry things, but it works like a horizontal super guillotine since 0 force to rip through any non-magical defenses.
#86 - redzeopoweranger
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**redzeopoweranger rolled image** my D&D character
User avatar #15 - furrynomous
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How I miss playing DnD. Got a bunch of Pathfinder books, good grasp of the rules, but no one to play with.
#18 to #15 - anon id: 21a44877
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I wonder why, furrynomous, I wonder why...
User avatar #19 to #18 - furrynomous
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You hurt my feelings anon
#24 to #19 - justakewldewd
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Have you happened upon Roll20? My internet sucks, can't use it. Maybe you'll have more luck.
User avatar #28 to #15 - siveon
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Like justakewldewd said, you could use roll20.net/

The most sought after thing on that site is a well-versed DM looking for a group. And perhaps I might be the first player? *hint* *hint*

Though I would have to read up on Pathfinder. I know nothing about it. :/
User avatar #54 to #28 - kerfufflemachtwo
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www.d20pfsrd.com/home

Here ya go. Pathfinder rules and stuff.
User avatar #33 to #28 - furrynomous
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I did end up on Roll20 once, but the map tools seemed pretty damn complicated
User avatar #38 to #33 - siveon
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Well, if you ever get it to work (wiki.roll20.net/Main_Page#Roll20_Documentation), I wouldn't mind an invite.

User avatar #40 to #38 - furrynomous
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I'll try to remember you if I ever decide to sit down and figure out how it works.
User avatar #41 to #40 - siveon
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I dunno though, looks pretty simple to me: wiki.roll20.net/Roll20_Crash_Course#Designing_The_Tabletop
(video)

Even comes with built-in pathfinder rules for the map. Hell, if I bought the book I might try it myself.
#63 to #41 - furrynomous
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"the book"
User avatar #64 to #63 - siveon
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Oh. s.

The, books.
User avatar #65 to #64 - furrynomous
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Had I bought the French edition (I'm in Quebec) it would have been like 1.5X the cost and they're already pretty expensive :U
User avatar #68 to #65 - siveon
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So your telling me THIS (paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/products/beginnerbox) isn't enough?

Please for the love of...whatever good gods are there in Pathfinder, LEARN TO USE ROLL20. Pen and Paper is freaking expensive, apparently!
User avatar #75 to #68 - furrynomous
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You could probably get the basics in that box but you'd be missing on a looooot of extra stuff too.
User avatar #76 to #75 - siveon
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Well if I ever do find a dedicated group, I could build myself over time.

That is, if I even like GM'ing. Or hell, if I can find a group at all. The city is not really a great place to meet people.
User avatar #31 to #28 - furrynomous
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Pathfinder is pretty much an updated version of DnD 3.5 rules
User avatar #34 to #31 - siveon
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Oh that does help. If TOEE (and patches) could be depended on.
User avatar #35 to #34 - furrynomous
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TOEE?
User avatar #36 to #35 - siveon
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Temple of Elemental Evil. It's a Computer RPG made in 2003. You may know the title from the module of the same name.

There were plenty of bugs and it did suffer from a pretty bad story, but the combat was said to be a nice recreation of the 3.5 system. Like I said, I did add in a few mods to fix the negatives.
User avatar #37 to #36 - furrynomous
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Can't say I know the names of any modules for DnD beside the classic Tomb of Horrors. I prefer self-created campaigns to pre-made stories.
User avatar #39 to #37 - siveon
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Most people do, it seems.

But the game (with mods) is decent enough.
User avatar #46 to #15 - MrDeadiron
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Play with me on roll 20.
User avatar #66 to #46 - furrynomous
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You got a group? Or are you asking me to make one?
User avatar #71 to #66 - MrDeadiron
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We got a group
User avatar #87 to #71 - furrynomous
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Serious adventure or people trying to do do handstands on the head of a lich lord?
User avatar #89 to #87 - MrDeadiron
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I guess it's a mix between the two. We adhere to certain rules, but if you come up with something really creative we won't try to hold you back.
User avatar #91 to #89 - furrynomous
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I'd have to be there once just to see how you guys play
User avatar #92 to #91 - MrDeadiron
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Thatd be kewl. Are you interested in a rules lawyer game or more silly?
User avatar #93 to #92 - furrynomous
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I can do both, used to play silly with my friends
User avatar #94 to #93 - MrDeadiron
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We're not rules lawyers.
User avatar #95 to #94 - furrynomous
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Then we can do silly :U
User avatar #96 to #95 - MrDeadiron
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Give me yo skype so I wont forget.
User avatar #97 to #96 - furrynomous
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Sent in PM
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#3 - dogsonalog
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Is this supposed to state the number of players or their attitudes? I played once with friends, the whole thing was practically Monty python.
#1 - anon id: 4c134ff5
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yes
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