Too much badassery in one post. . we grizzly heartening his melamine ofthe Upper 1 Missouri River. tn thegreeny bythe bear, he mun and his knife until it died.
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Too much badassery in one post

we grizzly heartening his melamine ofthe Upper 1
Missouri River. tn thegreeny bythe
bear, he mun and
his knife until it died. Hews left fer dead 200 miles
l =" freer the hm settlement. He had a hangen leg, nuts .
l,. 9 exposing his hare ribs, and festering wounds He
j regained consciousness, set his leg, used maggots tn
3": -"sir eat his dead flesh, and brawled his war haakon
civilization river weeks. He survived nu mats, berries,
fl and even erased wolves awayfrom a earless
i we en he returned hame, he gm his rifle banned
dtl continued his
Virgil
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User avatar #2 - herpitydorp (08/19/2014) [-]
If you read the story about the russian and the bear as if the bear were a large hairy man, it turns into a really kinky hardcore gay porno.
#10 - skorve (08/19/2014) [-]
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
#9 - lean (08/19/2014) [-]
Hugh Glass is sometimes reported as the man responsible for the Ka-Bar's name (USMC knife). According to the story the Onion Cutlery co of New York received a letter extolling the virtues of their work. Said trapper claimed to have killed a bear with their knife, but only k a ba r were legible in that part of the letter.
User avatar #4 - kolmar (08/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
About that President Andrew Jackson part... I really don't think that qualifies as "badass" since all he does is NOT get shot and then beat some guy with a cane. Not really badass to simply beat a man with a cane.
#3 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
The dog just played fetch with the grenade....
#1 - ezombio (08/19/2014) [-]
That kid's arm has been deeper inside a live shark than anyone else's ever has before.
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