Too much GTA. . I' ll start with a post from that thread: too much GTA eon my way to work a motorcycle in front of me to speed up because I want it idealize wha
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Too much GTA

I' ll start with a post from that thread:
too much GTA
eon my way to work
a motorcycle in front of me
to speed up because I want it
idealize what the **** I' m doing and pass him to make it look like I wasn' t about to murder him
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User avatar #6 - helterskeletor ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (11 replies)
this kind of faggotry is why they blame school shootings on video games you impressionable bitch.
User avatar #1 - DarkLogic (08/12/2014) [+] (22 replies)
I once tried to slice a guy who came round a corner suddenly after leaving the house for the first time in s few days. Most of that time was spent playing COD so it kind of kicked in like a instinct.

I didn't have a knife though so I kind of swooped it around and tried to play it off as a dramatic attempt of scratching an itch.
#5 - samoaspider (08/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
My deepest darkest dream is to kick a random cyclist off bike like in GTA and walk it off like nothing happened.
#14 - meincraftz ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
after playing the whole ''The walking dead'' series in one night, i saw the time ticking while talking to people and also the options.
#22 - DrollHumor (08/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
After playing Nether for way too long, I was walking across campus and I saw a small paper box on the ground beside a building.

My brain told me it was 12 gauge ammo and that I needed to pick it up.

I had to stop and pick up a student council button out of the box to justify my sudden beeline for it.
#37 - haloforlife (08/13/2014) [+] (14 replies)
>Be playing gta online   
>4 people in a car try to kill me   
>kill the driver with G36C ( orwhat ever it's called in gta v) and pick the rest off with heavy sniper    
>get two stars on me   
>police want to arrest me for defending my self   
>think 						****					 I'm back in the uk   
>MFW   
 yeah we're not allowed to defend our selfs it sucks, literally if you push an intruder with a knife down the stairs you can get arrested too
>Be playing gta online
>4 people in a car try to kill me
>kill the driver with G36C ( orwhat ever it's called in gta v) and pick the rest off with heavy sniper
>get two stars on me
>police want to arrest me for defending my self
>think **** I'm back in the uk
>MFW
yeah we're not allowed to defend our selfs it sucks, literally if you push an intruder with a knife down the stairs you can get arrested too
#19 - uncanny (08/12/2014) [-]
A friend of mine and me were spamming league of legends during the glory days of bronze and we were doing it until about 3 in the morning when we finally decided to go to sleep,we both for some reason crashed on the floor and then an alarm went off around 12 o'clock and we both woke up,my friend for some reason turned to me really lazily and said "Joe,go kill gangplank and turn off the alarm" Me being half dazed i respond with "Dude what?" And for some reason he got really angry and he said "JOE,GO KILL GANGPLANK AND TURN OFF THE ALARM." And i got really scared and did,All in all i'm now terrified of when my friend sees a GP get off on low hp.
A friend of mine and me were spamming league of legends during the glory days of bronze and we were doing it until about 3 in the morning when we finally decided to go to sleep,we both for some reason crashed on the floor and then an alarm went off around 12 o'clock and we both woke up,my friend for some reason turned to me really lazily and said "Joe,go kill gangplank and turn off the alarm" Me being half dazed i respond with "Dude what?" And for some reason he got really angry and he said "JOE,GO KILL GANGPLANK AND TURN OFF THE ALARM." And i got really scared and did,All in all i'm now terrified of when my friend sees a GP get off on low hp.
#27 - zarkaronx (08/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Be me
>I own a German Shepherd dog
>She always wakes me up by licking me in the face on the weekends
>New MW3 just came out
>No-lifeing the **** out of it for the week
>After hours of game play I go to bed
>Wake up to my dog jumping onto my bed to lick me in the face
>I wake up to a sudden fear for my life as my hands race towards my dogs neck
>I snap it before I realize what just happened...

>TL;DR You know you play too much CoD when your dog jumps on your lap and you snap its neck
>MWF
User avatar #44 to #36 - zarkaronx (08/13/2014) [-]
Of course I did not, who would do such a thing
#41 - sohisohi (08/13/2014) [-]
Murder
User avatar #38 - mudkipslayer (08/13/2014) [-]
One time on the school bus, I saw a deer just chilling near the sidewalk, and immediately went for my backpack to shoot it anf skin it. It was an automatic thought after playing red dead for so long.

Another time I stopped in front of my door as I was leaving the house so I could save the game. Fallout 3 really got to me.
User avatar #71 - nahsahsenn (08/13/2014) [-]
holy **** im not the only one
>get gta5 midnight release
>skip classes 3 days straight playing the whole time, only break to sleep or microwave ****
>day 4 must go to class
>feelsbatman.jpg
>pull out of driveway, drive short distance to the end of street
>no stop *****
>no blinker
>hitting 90 going through a reasonably shallow but still dangerous turn
>see pedestrian riding bike
> ************ .gif
>about to hit cyclist when reality hits me
>no gta for next 3 days
User avatar #69 - questionman (08/13/2014) [-]
played skyrim for too long and stole half a bed of lavender before i realized what i was doing
User avatar #60 - YllekNayr (08/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Played Minecraft for many hours one week, go to cafeteria, see all the walls divided into square meters.
User avatar #47 - imagnetsux (08/13/2014) [-]
play sims for about 12 hours

try to ultra-speed through boring tasks
User avatar #42 - hattheifbatman (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I once got into Tom and jerry then we got am hamster
User avatar #3 - playercz (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When I played alot of splinter cell chaos theory versus and then went out, everytime Ive seen somebodys back, I was like "yeah nows my chance" and then i realised this is not a game and felt bad.
User avatar #87 - the one and only (08/13/2014) [-]
>play GTA
>having fun
> think to my self, "hmmmmm I should go get food"
>drive out of drive way, was on the right lane.
>car oncoming in my lane "da fuq?"
> go on left lane to avoid him, yell out, "you ******* cunt!"

I live in australia... we don't drive on the right lane... :/
User avatar #85 - polkmn (08/13/2014) [-]
When I play an emulator on 3x speed for a long time I notice I'm speed walking to the kitchen or bathroom on my breaks.
User avatar #39 - perform (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I've played TF2 for 38 hours straight before, rotating between mainly King of the Hill and Capture the Flag. I finally went to sleep after a while and I woke up to go to the theater. To get to the theater, I have to cross this little wooden bridge over a river. And I could have sworn I saw my health and ammo on the bottom right of my peripheral vision.
User avatar #35 - thevoid (08/13/2014) [-]
More than once I've had the urge to punch the person walking towards me after a recent GTA V marathon
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