Hello fellow funnyjunkers,
First things first: A happy new year to you all from Australia.
So y'know how there are retorts for the over-weight? Like: "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned" etc.
Well I'm 55kg (5'6 for perspective) and so far as I'm aware there are no retorts for the overly skinny.
I would be eternally grateful if you could comment (and like) this post such that I may learn some snappy retorts for the overly skinny.
I'm getting tired of my usual reply: "If you want my comeback, you best be scraping it off your mothers teeth!"
Many thanks and much love,