To do list. . Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other. Major in philosophy.
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Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet Berthe all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name tcr Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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Submitted: 07/13/2014
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#5 - bloodrider ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
My first name is already Simon   
MFW
My first name is already Simon
MFW
User avatar #4 - whichever (07/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Change every answer to A.
Some people will just check all Cs no matter what.
Add a couple answers that are different (a few Bs or Ds somewhere)
#3 - ritzrules (07/14/2014) [-]
MFW my last name is already Simon
MFW my last name is already Simon
#2 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
i tried the sneeze one on my fiancé, and he says a slurred "fahkyew" when he sneezes. so it kinda came out as "PIKA PIKAAA-AAAAHHHHHKKKyou."
#1 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Go into the store, ask what year it is, when they tell Scream "Yes!" and run out, all the time calling out for the Doctor to tell him it worked. "Doctor, Doctor! It worked!"
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