To Do List. . Wear shirt that mfg-' s "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. Major in philosop To Do List Wear shirt that mfg-' s "Life " Hand out lemons on street corner Hire two private investigators Get them to follow each other Major in philosop
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Wear shirt that mfg-' s "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet mordre all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name tcr Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I think the one about going back in time would work better like this...

Run into store and yell what date is it? wait for answer, say damn, run out angrily.
Exactly one year and one day later return to the same store, yell what date is it?
Scream excitedly "It worked! it really worked!" leave happily skipping down the street.
User avatar #43 to #4 - greenstrongworld
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Make sure the employees are consistently there. There's a Mac's (convenient store) near my old school and it's the same old gypsy dude that works there every day for the past 3 years. My best friend and I wanted to do this but we never got to it. Now I don't even remember his name.
User avatar #32 to #4 - paintplayer
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Assuming the same people would be there shopping on the same day at the same time
User avatar #36 to #32 - molestedbeggar
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(10/08/2013) [-]
you're doing it more for the people who work there.
theres a chance then/
User avatar #6 to #4 - daffyduckyo
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(10/07/2013) [-]
You should wear the same clothes and hairstyle though
#18 - zarcos
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(10/08/2013) [-]
All of these things are super autistic.
#20 to #18 - koeln
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I think you need to google what autism really is...
Or did I miss something? Its misused so much on this site. Is it the new OCD? Honest question...
User avatar #41 to #20 - symmiie
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(10/08/2013) [-]
You have missed nothing. He's just being a faggot edgy.
#17 - optimussum
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I did the first one at London MCM Expo earlier this year.
User avatar #21 to #17 - dubii
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(10/08/2013) [-]
fair play sir, nice hair too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - optimussum
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Thanks

I grew it myself
User avatar #9 - CrabFace
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(10/07/2013) [-]
>end up buying ****** horse
>"oscar takes the lead takes last place"
#5 - pappanoodles
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(10/07/2013) [-]
I'm working on becoming a doctor and then change my last name to banner
User avatar #12 to #5 - Cipher
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(10/07/2013) [-]
My last name is King, I wanna be a doctor so people refer to me as Dr. King
User avatar #44 to #5 - greenstrongworld
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(10/08/2013) [-]
And change your first name to something close to Bruce. Like Bruce.
User avatar #15 - biggrand
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(10/08/2013) [-]
> need 3 people
> all dressed like future people
> two run in and ask what year it is
> look at eachother and say "dude!" then run out and away
> third guy is "future cop"
> " did you see two guys ask what year it is?"
> "****!"
> run out

feel free to use pyrotechnics in back ally for interesting sounds
#13 - secretdestroyers
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User avatar #8 - reican
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(10/07/2013) [-]
To do:

Find out what the fox says.
User avatar #37 to #8 - molestedbeggar
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(10/08/2013) [-]
the sounds in the song are based on actual fox calls.

"gekkekekekekekow" being a call "gekkering" foxes gekker when fighting over territory
the "aooooeoooaoo" howl type thing is a mating call.
and others that i cant be ****** to list.
User avatar #19 to #8 - zarcos
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Fox Calls
User avatar #33 to #19 - reican
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(10/08/2013) [-]
WA-KAKA-KAKA-KAKA-KAKA-KOW!
User avatar #29 to #19 - theturtletorres
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Holy ****, the Vixen one gives me chills.
User avatar #42 to #29 - stupidaccounts
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I heard it once while taking a stroll through a forest near evening, on my way home.
It was terrifying. The air was filled with calming forest noises, such as the faint gurgle of water, the chatter of squirrels, and various other noises; and out of effing nowhere,
this damn sound.
Nightmares, man.
Nightmares.
User avatar #25 - coolioplasm
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I wanna do the second one, but instead with 2 assassins
User avatar #11 - memescomefromb
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Regarding the horse race one

My Wife knows everything versus My Wife knows nothing
User avatar #16 to #11 - fuckberries
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I think the end makes the whole video