Title. . Cops: Meth suspects threw toilet at imagined attackers Three people In Florida were so high on meth that police say they Imagined their home was under  Title Cops: Meth suspects threw toilet at imagined attackers Three people In Florida were so high on meth that police say they Imagined their home was under
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#1 - anonimperiumreturn
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(08/29/2014) [-]
#3 to #1 - anon id: e45dce8d
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#5 - olelicious
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User avatar #6 to #5 - negatrom
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How do you do my fellow avengers?
User avatar #2 - Lintutu
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but of course, where else?
#9 - mymommasallama
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meth stories? im from texas so ive got a few
>hanging out with some friends who i regularly inject joint marijuanas with
>arrive at a friend of a friends house to chill and play vidya
>walk into room to discover they had been rolling bowls of meth
>things get real uncomfortable as we, the muggles to their meth wizardry, sit down and try to make conversation
>typical meth-head **** ensues, 90mph talking and so on
>after a long silence one meth-head looks at me and says, "thanks ************"
>just a bit confused i go, "uhhh for what?"
>"i saw you over there with your phone skimming all our debit cards"
>"yeah i saw you point it at me, now my account is short $100"
>try to explain that my current flip phone could not possibly do anything close to that
>meth head hissyfit ensues.
>leave only to find out he somehow got my number and started blowing up my phone.
>decide its time to have some fun
>text him 16 digit numbers followed by 4 digit over and over
>the calls stopped immediately

from what i heard (needless to say i didnt come around that bunch anymore) he flipped **** and started rampaging in his front yard breaking things, only to have the cops called and get tased.
meth is a hell of a drug kids.
User avatar #11 to #9 - sirfapaton
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Got more?
User avatar #13 to #11 - mymommasallama
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that was probably my wackiest one, i have a couple more though
>driving through my little town on a normal day
>see a truck with a tail light out
>close in to see they are smoking dope while going down the road
>mind you a meth pipe is usually kinda small, this thing was almost the length of your forearm
>get behind them and start following
>pull up my phone and talk into it periodically like a radio
>at this point i see them scrambling all over the cab of the truck
>i see the giant dope pipe fly out of the window
>finally, after circling the same block 4 times they pull over
>the guy gets out and yells, "WHAT!?!? WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!?!?"
>i just smile and say "tail lights out"
>casually drive off

that one earned me a reputation as an undercover cop in the meth community for a while maybe still, i dont exactly check up on them . gotta love meth logic.
i got one more in mind if'n ya want it
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirfapaton
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Go on
#15 to #14 - mymommasallama
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this ones not as funny as the last two, but ok kinda gotta set this one up. there was this shady smoke shop connnected to a gas station where i would get smokes and beer at, respectively.
>i walk out of the smoke shop, and stop by my car before going into the beer store
>guy walks up asking for change as im sitting there
>i say no, think a sec, then say, "actually man im about to get some beer in that store, ill get you one too. i just only have a card on me"
>his eyes light up, "thats cool, i can pay with the cash i have then you can swipe for the rest"
>i inquire as to what he wants to buy
>he wants to buy a meth pipe
>i tell him, as nicely as possible, i do not want that showing up on my bank statement i know it wont say "meth pipe" but everyone knows what little glass "incense oil burners" are for
>methrage activate
>he cannot comprehend the fact i would get him beer or food, but not a dope pipe
>he yells at me in his enraged tweekbabble as i drive off
>hear a *thunk*
>he somehow produced a full 20 oz soda and hurled it at my car across the parking lot

TL;DR wouldnt swipe my card so a methhead could get a dope pipe. meth head loses **** and throws soda
pic related. more or less what i saw
#16 to #9 - flipped
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#12 - pensketch
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I love how the guy in the middle shows no shame "Damn straight, I'd do it again too, If the bastards had the balls to **** with me again"
User avatar #7 - pootington
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There's no sense in just flipping **** like that
User avatar #8 to #7 - hor
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There actually is. It's called stimulant psychosis. A mix of sleep deprivation and over-stimulation brought on by a stimulant binge(staying up for days by redosing multiple times on stims) can induce a psychotic/delirious state, causing hallucinations, delusions, paranoia, and so on.
User avatar #4 - xwhitewingx
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Jail Inmate Died From Eating Cellmate's Drug-Soaked Underwear


***** crazy.