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tattie:
my switch teacher accused me of plagiarism; an essay I write
about my {awn lite
my friend get accused of plagiarizer in high because she used the
were! "sweets" Instead at "candy" and our teacher thought that the ward
sweets was "ted advanced tar cur vocabulary"
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#4 - sinery (08/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I once got accused for plagiarizing because I used semicolons and dashes appropriately.
I once got accused for plagiarizing because I used semicolons and dashes appropriately.
User avatar #1 - ishallsmiteyou (08/11/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I got accused of plagiarism because I used quotes from Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Why? IT WAS A BOOK REPORT ON THE DARK TOWER. Teachers are dicks.
#18 - mattdoggy ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Mfw teacher failed me for stealing someone else's work because the language was too advanced   
>mfw i wrote the paper five feet in front of her over a two hour period
>Mfw teacher failed me for stealing someone else's work because the language was too advanced
>mfw i wrote the paper five feet in front of her over a two hour period
#21 - daemascus (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
So I did an AP english course last year.   
World of difference from normal english, 						****					 was hard.   
Scrape by with a c+ first tri   
Decide to hunker down and do well   
work my ass of on the first essay assignment of the tri   
pour at least 15 hours into this thing   
pour another 10 hours editing and rewriting    
MFW myy teacher refused to input the A I earned until I turned in the next essay
So I did an AP english course last year.
World of difference from normal english, **** was hard.
Scrape by with a c+ first tri
Decide to hunker down and do well
work my ass of on the first essay assignment of the tri
pour at least 15 hours into this thing
pour another 10 hours editing and rewriting
MFW myy teacher refused to input the A I earned until I turned in the next essay
User avatar #19 - CallMeCrisco (08/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
On maybe the second day of Spanish class one year I was chewed out and told I shouldn't use online translators... I didn't, but I did look up some words I didn't know.

I love being punished for taking the initiative to learn...
User avatar #33 - pickaxe (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I didn't have any accusations of plagiarism,but I had a bunch of unqualified ******** .
I remember getting into 11th year after pretty much straight A's in english I'm bilingual
But then that man came.....Goddamnit....at first I didn't have anything against him.He was oblivious regarding the mockery from the classes more obnoxious students,and he seemed a bit slow,but bearable.

Then I got my first exam back....He scolded me for making up words like "eerie","misty" and some more ,the list goes on,but I can't remember all of them .

I ended up walking into the neighboring classroom and brought back a dictionary.
I searched for every single word he marked,and whenever I found one,I rubbed the dictionary in his face,literally
#23 - digitalfruit (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My 11th grade english teacher told us a story about his friend in college who wrote an essay of some kind and ended up failing the course he wrote the essay for. So he took the course again the following year and ended up using the same essay, because he thought it would be pointless to write another, and got sued by the school for plagiarizing his own essay.
#34 - forsthe (08/11/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I have a doozy of a story about a teacher accusing me of plagiarizing.

>Have to do a critical essay for a final in a high school English class
>Assigned seating in the computer lab puts me beside this white stoner kid, who shows up to the essay high as ****
>I'm writing intently, after copious amounts of preparation
>Stoner kid copies my essay word for word very discretely without me noticing
>A week later, the teacher pulls me out of class to inform me I failed the essay because I copied it from the kid beside me
>I flip out, and ask her if it's because I'm a visible minority I'm native american and really look like it.
>She looks at me aghast, and yells "No, it's because you copied (Stoner Kid) word for word. I'm very disappointed. You're lucky you're not getting expelled."
>It's a dick move, I understand, but I was livid. I worked hard as **** and got a 0%
>I leave class to go tell a counselor, enraged
>He freaks out, knowing I'm a 3.8 GPA student, and calls the principle.
>Counselor has my back because he's bro-tier
>Teacher ends up getting a report filed on her from the principle, and has to take a leave of absence for the duration of the report
>I receive a mark of 100% on the essay, the stoner kid gets a mark of 0% and had to retake the course again

The teacher didn't get fired, but she had to go on a leave for two weeks. They couldn't really prove that her accusation was driven through racist motives, but native people aren't really treated too well in my school and area so I still have speculations.
#3 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I plagiarised a **** ton at the Uni. Never got caught.
User avatar #22 to #3 - demented (08/11/2014) [-]
You see you're the kind of dickless chumps that make me sit through a week at the "Academic Fidelity Council" to prove that I do my own work after someone cheated off of me. Cheat all you want in highschool, if you cheat in the world of actual academia go die in a hole. . Someone plagiarized a large portion of a term paper for a study I did and I got to spend an extra month reworking the study and paper.

TL;DR Go **** yourself
#35 - cattbutts (08/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I've always been a great writer. I couldn't tell you how I do it because I honestly have no idea. I could type up a 4 page essay in an hour in a wide range of vocabularies. English classes in highs school are a breeze for me. So, being the entrepreneur I am, I started selling essays to my classmates. Cheap at first, just a few dollars for a 2 page essay. Soon more and more people wanted to getting into the essay ring so I started hiring other people that I trusted could write within a certain vocabulary to pick up some slack for me. Of course, I got 50% of the money because I edited most of the essays myself.

Last year in 11th grade, I made around 700-800 dollars at the head of a plagiarizing empire. Over the summer, I've met with people and told them to spread the word that I'm passing on my possession to a friend of mine because I didn't want to risk my scholarship with it.

You don't have to believe me, I just wanted to tell my story.
User avatar #69 - hattheifbatman (08/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What if you plagiarize but re write so it doesn't look plagaurized
User avatar #78 to #69 - critality ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
That's called writing
#61 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#63 to #61 - leonhardt (08/11/2014) [-]
maed dis 4 u bby
#36 - strelokkk (08/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
MFW reading the comments. Most teachers are ******* cunts and won't allow you to bring exterior knowledge. Smartest students don't always have the best grades.
#105 - rossdabigboss (08/12/2014) [-]
my stats teacher in college thought I had cheated when i took a 10 question online quiz in 3 minutes and got them all correct. I met with her in person upon her request. She gave me a similar quiz which i finished in 2 minutes and got 10/10 questions correct.

>mfw i actually did cheat on the first quiz
User avatar #25 - captainprincess (08/11/2014) [-]
Here you have it folks
Education goes seriously awry when people are taught not to be too smart
#15 - tarmorman (08/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Let's just all agree that public school teachers are some loudmouthed ******* cunts.
User avatar #13 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
I got accused of plagarism when I made a powerpoint on retro items for design tech class in year 9. My dad watched me make half of it, so when my dad picked me up during school a couple of weeks later (I had a doctor's appointment) the teacher saw him and came through as I arrived and told him I'd plagarised because she didn't understand half the words I used. My dad took one look at her and said "My daughter's vocabulary is above that of the average mind's." and then took me to the doctor's. I got ice cream after.
User avatar #8 - thenewgizmobox (08/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i remember i got caught for plagiarizing an essay, not because they found where i got it from, but because someone else plagiarized it first.
User avatar #86 - uzimakelover (08/12/2014) [-]
I got accused of plagiarism because my dick teacher believed I didn't know what "prolonged" means.

It's a 2nd tier word. I should know what it means.
User avatar #110 - youngneil (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
One of my sisters got a C on an essay she wrote about her experience with having cancer. The note the teacher wrote on the top said "Beautifully written, excellent grammar and sentence structure. Points were taken off because it was too cliche"
They had to write about a life changing experience. She framed that page of the essay.
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