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So ml Ne been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I' d share.
2 Where I togethere are thousands ercrers that show up every single night.
2 They hang around for like at hours at night, then take off, and show upthe next night.
2 Was reading up on crews because **** it, interested.
2 ' re smart as **** .
2 They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on howthee' re treated.
2 A wild idea appears.
2 I start trying to piss group ercrers that hang out in the trees nertwerk-
2 I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can.
2 Meanwhile, the grass crews across the street, just chill bythe mcdicks.
2 Everytime I go to mcd' s, I get extra large hies, and feed the grass crews.
2 They start to like me, while the tree crews hate my **** .
2 Tree crews throw nuts and trate **** on me all the time (i dodge bird **** like I dodge wrenches now)
2 Grass crews still super bros, and feller me when I walk into mcd' s.
2 I seenthis up fer a few more weeks, and I' m noticing a in the crews.
2 Grass crews new feller me across the mad to make sure I get backto work safe.
2 Tree crews getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait fer me to walk out.
2 I' created a great war between two formerly friendly nations.
2 World War Crow commences-
2 I am fueling it with french fries.
2 Both nations now jockeying fer position near my work.
2 Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly ever me and threw nuts and rocks at me.
2 After a few days of tense , all goes calm.
2 I expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there' s nothing.
2 I walk out from the covered entry way and look up.
2 All across the trees surrounding my building are crews. More than there have ever been before.
2 I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm mes}
2 I hear one squawk as one ofthe tree bros flies wt and drops a rock on my shoulder.
2 All hell breaks loose.
2 Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown.
2 No wonder they call it a murder (huehue)
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2 I sit and watch as literally " crows charge at each ether.
2 bird carcasses falling left and right.
2 Sit in awe of what Ne created.
2 Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins.
2 Only crossbred left.
2 Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me.
2 Has big scar across left eye. Gives no ***** .
2 I stand, and all the crossbred look up to me.
2 I march across the street, and into mods, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow.
2 Cashiers face-
2 I order 12 XL french mes, and celebrate my grand victory with the crossbred-
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#6 - adamroth (08/10/2014) [-]
i want this to be true so badly
#1 - gemli (08/10/2014) [-]
The 1 crow nation before the fight
#3 - thearcher ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
You could say he made them his...."Crow-nies"....
#2 - jokervsbatsy (08/10/2014) [-]
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#8 - wonderwalrus (08/11/2014) [-]
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#7 - monkeysinabox (08/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - lotengo (08/11/2014) [-]
Imagine feeding all the crows, so all the crows defend you.

You can hang out at the mcdonald parkinglot pissing people off and as soon as some guy tries to kick your ass he'd die in a black sea of crows coming at him
#5 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
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#4 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
i am retarded mfw i see you
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