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my switch teacher accused me of plagiarism; an essay I write
about my {awn lite
my friend get accused of plagiarizer in high because she used the
were! "sweets" Instead at "candy" and our teacher thought that the ward
sweets was "ted advanced tar cur vocabulary"
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User avatar #5 - ishallsmiteyou (02/23/2014) [+] (33 replies)
I got accused with plagiarism by my English teacher last year. The reason? I used lines from Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Why? IT WAS A ******* BOOK REPORT ON THE DARK ******* TOWER. I almost got expelled because of it.
User avatar #1 - nyawgga (02/23/2014) [+] (40 replies)
English class IS a ******* joke

you spend 4 years learning how to read books and come up with theories on **** that doesn't matter, when nobody will give a **** in the end anyways.

We should be learning about rocketships and advancing humanity. Not why the walls are ******* blue.
User avatar #12 - mrnpc (02/23/2014) [+] (27 replies)
>Be me
> in high school
>teacher wants us to write an essay
> I get assigned "why pot is bad"
>tell her writing negatively about pot is against me personal beliefs
>she won't budge on it
>write paper on why pot is good, turn it in
>teacher goes *******
>tell her I am Rastafarian
>tries to give me zero
>tell her my religion is protected by constitution
>Send me to office
>tells principal I disrupted her class and promoted drug use
>I tell the principal that she is infringing on my right to practice my religion by forcing me to portray my holy sacrament is immoral.
>This gives the principal pause but I keep pushing
>Tell him this is a civil rights *********** waiting to happen
>a bead of sweat rolls down his forehead
>He says the 10th amendment gives him the power to do what he wants
> I counter that the 10th amendment applies to powers not prohibited by the constitution, and religious infringement is prohibited
> I tell him the point of the essay was unfair and discriminatory.
> He caves, I walk out
>see teacher, smile and wink
>principal calls her in, they start yelling
>Teacher gives me 100 but hates me all year long
>hfw
#11 - HopingPanda (02/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I remember in grade 9 when I wrote an English essay about some 						********					, my teaching took me aside to ask if I had 'something to tell her'.    
   
Turns out some Asian prick borrowed my idea and I was blamed. Gee, I wonder why right? Anyway, skip ahead a couple of years and he fails high school and I get dux.    
   
						****					 that cunt.
I remember in grade 9 when I wrote an English essay about some ******** , my teaching took me aside to ask if I had 'something to tell her'.

Turns out some Asian prick borrowed my idea and I was blamed. Gee, I wonder why right? Anyway, skip ahead a couple of years and he fails high school and I get dux.

**** that cunt.
#32 - mattdoggy (02/23/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>be 4th grade   
>having to write a short essay to use in a speech contest   
>can pick any topic and being a nerd back then i chose space   
>i wrote a beautiful intro and an ok main body with a strong finish   
>i turn it in on the last possible day to submit it   
>when it came time to present our speeches i didn't get a chance to go up   
>i ask the teacher why she forgot my name and she said i cheated and copied the paper   
>i told her i did it all on my own and she told me i was in trouble, getting a zero, and going to have my parents called   
>when my mom came to pick me up she backed me up the i wrote it all on my own and brought along a dozen pages of failed speech intros i was working on   
>the teacher didn't believe her either and gave me a zero along side keeping me from recess for a week   
>i hated her for the rest of my time there at the school and did everything i could to spite her
>be 4th grade
>having to write a short essay to use in a speech contest
>can pick any topic and being a nerd back then i chose space
>i wrote a beautiful intro and an ok main body with a strong finish
>i turn it in on the last possible day to submit it
>when it came time to present our speeches i didn't get a chance to go up
>i ask the teacher why she forgot my name and she said i cheated and copied the paper
>i told her i did it all on my own and she told me i was in trouble, getting a zero, and going to have my parents called
>when my mom came to pick me up she backed me up the i wrote it all on my own and brought along a dozen pages of failed speech intros i was working on
>the teacher didn't believe her either and gave me a zero along side keeping me from recess for a week
>i hated her for the rest of my time there at the school and did everything i could to spite her
#24 - dmxking (02/23/2014) [-]
My 6th grade teacher once accused me of plagiarism for using the word 'advocate' in my homework.
My 6th grade teacher once accused me of plagiarism for using the word 'advocate' in my homework.
#52 - voltblack (02/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
A cool story by your bro approaching

>be me in computer class, 10th grade
>teacher is a complete asshole to everybody
>made the class write a 2 page essay regarding BYOD Policy.
>due by the end of the period
>wasn't so bad compared to the rest of the stuff we had to do, I just ******** a couple of things here and there
>Some people finished, one was one of my friends (we'll call him A) who is a good informative writer
>I sit behind him, so I saw he was actually typing and not copy and pasting random crap
>Before he turned it in, Mr. Asshole McGee made him read it aloud to the class
>A doesn't object, begins reading aloud, but midway through, the teacher interrupts him.
>little side-note, right before we were assigned the essay, teacher said that it was rude to interrupt to another student.
>straight-up accused A of plagiarism
>A insisted that he worked on his essay, and that the only resource he used was the textbook we were given
>teacher still stands by his word saying that A copy and pasted
>entire class starts to go on A's side, saying that we all saw him type his essay
>teacher attempts to recover saying that he wasn't accusing him of plagiarism
>class' face when
>A tells the teacher to put the essay in turnitin.com (it's a website some of my teachers use to find out if a student copied or not)
>teacher just says whatever and tells A to continue reading.
>A gladly does
>midway through, teacher tries to be so fahnney and pretends to go to sleep
>stops A once again and asks if A is done yet
>A just stops reading and goes to sit back down
>class' face when, again
it sucks because no matter how many complaints go towards the teacher, he still doesn't get fired.
User avatar #45 - pickaxe (02/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>be me
>Year 11 basically college
>English
>New teacher,he seems kinda' confused,not really cut out for the job
>brush it off
>Not a single test below B+ yet,scored above 100% in finals
>simple test:Write an atmospheric scene alternative continuation
>get test back
>D-,because I "made up words" "eerie","dusk","fog","murky","sullen",the manner of speech "seeing as","trepidation",the list goes on
>Get a dictionary
>look up every single word and manner of speech
>Literary rub it in his face every single time I show it to him
>He tries to brush me off in favour of other sudents
>keep on shoving it in front of him
>Get scored back up to A


I'm usually rather quiet,even more so back then,but seriously,how the **** did someone like him get to teach advanced english to a college class.
User avatar #44 - howunexpected (02/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I used German words in my history essay on the Wehrmacht and my teacher failed me because he "never taught us the proper words for the German armed forces and their ranks"
I was born and lived in Germany until I was 12.
#9 - infinitereaper (02/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>taking a statewide test needed to graduate highschool (I forget which)   
>English test commence   
>Latin roots, word meanings, reading comprehension, definitions, grammar, a lot of stuff I was never really taught in class.   
>I've failed every foreign language class I ever took   
>I contantly fib, mess up my words when I talk, mispell, misgrammer and make mistakes in the only language I know (english)   
>complete the test to the best to my abilities, including a half assed essay.   
>later I found out I scored perfect   
>perfect   
>the bitch lady who handed my mother the grades and my test scores still had the gall to call me stupid   
>what the 						****					 is a preposition?   
>there is a Poe in me yet
>taking a statewide test needed to graduate highschool (I forget which)
>English test commence
>Latin roots, word meanings, reading comprehension, definitions, grammar, a lot of stuff I was never really taught in class.
>I've failed every foreign language class I ever took
>I contantly fib, mess up my words when I talk, mispell, misgrammer and make mistakes in the only language I know (english)
>complete the test to the best to my abilities, including a half assed essay.
>later I found out I scored perfect
>perfect
>the bitch lady who handed my mother the grades and my test scores still had the gall to call me stupid
>what the **** is a preposition?
>there is a Poe in me yet
User avatar #8 - married (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My uncle used to tell me that im retarded and I dont know it becasue everyone else at my school is retarded so everyone seems normal to me.
It was ****** up.
that ****** me up.
#121 - mapleknight (02/23/2014) [-]
I got accused for plagiarism because I said "satire" in an essay over a book.   
That teacher was as dumb as a 						*******					 box of rocks.
I got accused for plagiarism because I said "satire" in an essay over a book.
That teacher was as dumb as a ******* box of rocks.
#25 - kanyesfishsticks (02/23/2014) [-]
I once got accused of plagiarism. But I PAID for the essay, therefore I owned the copyright. I got expelled from Harvard and now I'm homeless.
#140 - thelastelephant ONLINE (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me   
>Retaking a class   
>Essay assignment: 2,000 words "Why do we play games?"   
>Aim to improve from last semester's essay   
>Spend six hours 						************					 a paper and submit online   
>Prof calls me up to the front of the room after class   
>Gives me a 0, tells me I "self-plagiarized."   
>MFW I realize I accidentally submitted the paper from the previous semester instead of the one I spent six hours on   
   
 Is it really plagiarism if you submit something you wrote before?
>Be me
>Retaking a class
>Essay assignment: 2,000 words "Why do we play games?"
>Aim to improve from last semester's essay
>Spend six hours ************ a paper and submit online
>Prof calls me up to the front of the room after class
>Gives me a 0, tells me I "self-plagiarized."
>MFW I realize I accidentally submitted the paper from the previous semester instead of the one I spent six hours on

Is it really plagiarism if you submit something you wrote before?
#137 - spidahridah (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In 8th grade, my final exam essay was basically just me writing down the Oblivion main quest line.
In 8th grade, my final exam essay was basically just me writing down the Oblivion main quest line.
#119 - slimeywaffles (02/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I go to an International School. My English teacher last year always questioned my papers because she thought they were too advanced for me to write (like vocabulary or simply using "whom" correctly.) She thought English wasn't my first language because I was quiet. I wish I said something but I didn't want to assume anything wrong. Never got an A that year because of her racist ass.
I go to an International School. My English teacher last year always questioned my papers because she thought they were too advanced for me to write (like vocabulary or simply using "whom" correctly.) She thought English wasn't my first language because I was quiet. I wish I said something but I didn't want to assume anything wrong. Never got an A that year because of her racist ass.
#113 - missylyn (02/23/2014) [-]
I got accused of plagiarism when I was a freshmen in high school. I forgot to put quotes around one of the statements from the book. They tried scaring me into thinking my future was over because of one little mistake, little did they know later my dad would come into to talk to them and he was gonna 						*******					 rage in their faces and I wasn't going to get in trouble. Pissed them off big time.   
GIF for the win
I got accused of plagiarism when I was a freshmen in high school. I forgot to put quotes around one of the statements from the book. They tried scaring me into thinking my future was over because of one little mistake, little did they know later my dad would come into to talk to them and he was gonna ******* rage in their faces and I wasn't going to get in trouble. Pissed them off big time.
GIF for the win
User avatar #80 - bloodygod (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Be me 2nd year of university, had a humanities class didn't care about much. I got C+ on most of the essays we had to do, I start to realize I can bump my GPA up just by writing a good essay if I put some time into it, essay topic given to us " Objectification of women in the mass media". I knew there were a lot of articles for this topic, so I put all my time into it write everything cite everything get a good picture for the topic of the essay. I check on different plagiarism checker sites just to be sure I wouldn't be accused of plagiarism--> 100% clean. I turn the paper in. Tutorial leader before giving it back to us tells me the professor has my essay... wtf.jpg I want to see my grade, go to the professor tells me I plagiarized.... Now yeah I understand if I stand by my word and they are able to accuse me of plagiarism I get expelled but if I say I am guilty I get 0 on the paper and we move on, too pissed to take the smart way out stick to my resolve. I ask him for proof that I plagiarized it... doesn't have any tells me to come back the next day...
#134 - damnfaithlessdogs (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
In 4th grade my ELA teacher gave me a 0 on my project because she lost it. She flat outtold me she lost it. What's so bad is that I worked really hard on that poster.   
It stills hurts, deep, deep down inside
In 4th grade my ELA teacher gave me a 0 on my project because she lost it. She flat outtold me she lost it. What's so bad is that I worked really hard on that poster.
It stills hurts, deep, deep down inside
User avatar #53 - BlizzXonetwothree (02/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I've got a story, not really about plagiarism, but similar. I hate showing my work when doing math, and I always have. I used to be a pretty bright kid, top of my class and all that, and the teacher knew I was good, so she let me get away with not showing my work. For a while that year, however, we had a sub. The very first math assignments we did for her was something with long division, and I did it no problem. After I turned it in, she called me over and accused me of having my parents do the homework, because I got all the answers right but didn't show anything. Luckily my buddy was there to vouch for me, and said I totally could do it in my head. Not satisfied (maybe with good reason) she then has me do a big problem, but I wasn't allowed to show work and it had to be done in under a minute. I did it with ease in less than thirty. She then did the problem herself with showing the work, and it took her much longer than a minute. I didn't have to show my work ever again in that class.
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