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User avatar #46 - delphine ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
OOOOR we could promote the **** out of contraceptives and offer free birth control to anyone, and educate people on how to use them effectively, specially teach about reasons that can render the BCP to be ineffective (the reason I happened was because my mother went on antibiotics and didn't realize it negated her pill) so there are fewer unwanted pregnancies in the first place.
User avatar #81 to #46 - I Am Monkey (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't want to know how you found out that spoiler part.
User avatar #84 to #81 - delphine ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Well now I'm going to tell you anyway (ha!)



Mom told me. (she wanted me, just not until she'd finished her graduate degree) My mom's a good mother, and actually educated me on contraception and being safe before I was old enough to be sexually active. She didn't let me to be thrown into the world unprepared. BCP works almost 99.99% of the time if used correctly. The only reason they say it works PART of the time is because people use it wrong. It won't work if:

-You're on antibiotics
-You've either vomited or had diarrhea the extra acid in your digestive system prevents it from absorbing the hormones in the pill

-You don't take it at EXACTLY the same time every day. Hormones flush out of your body within 24 hours. If you wait too long to take it, you will ovulate.
-You take it with grapefruit again, acid won't let your body absorb it right


And now if you ever become a woman or have a gf on the pill, you will know how not to get pregnant.
#59 to #46 - sgtxrootbeer (01/18/2014) [-]
well, i really don't think that my tax dollars should go to some couple who are like a pair of rabbits. if they wanna **** , let them. they will not **** on my dollar. these are recreational drugs, therefore i refuse to pay for it
User avatar #75 to #59 - delphine ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
The difference is that recreational drugs to not produce new humans. People are going to **** whether you want them to or not. Would you rather pay for their birth control or pay for the welfare that they and their child will probably need, plus money for schooling? (schools get a certain amount of money for each child that attends their school. it's more than birth control and it comes from our tax dollars)
#79 to #75 - sgtxrootbeer (01/18/2014) [-]
the problem is this faggy couple is spending my tax dollars. i dont mind them doing stuff, its that they are practically stealing money so they can **** and raise a child they prolly never wanted
User avatar #86 to #79 - delphine ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
So how would you suggest solving the problem? You're going to pay for them no matter what.

Personally, I'd be all for sterilizing criminals and drug addicts so they don't bring any innocent kids into the dysfunctional lives they've chosen, but society frowns on that idea.
#91 to #86 - sgtxrootbeer (01/18/2014) [-]
make them pay outta pocket for birth control, if they need wellfare, they dont get it. (they can go to charity, but not the forced collection of the goverment)

ZERO goverment assistance. charity? maybe, goverment? no!
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