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The gif is 300 seconds long and the "special" prize is a message that red "You have wasted 5 minutes of your life.

Th-... Thank you so much. You saved 5 minutes of my life. Thumbs up, man.

Thanks for taking one for the team and saving me 300 seconds of my life

Thank you though.

why did you have to spoil it for everybody

I could have *********** in that time.

By jove! You're right!

We need a pun thread

"Spag Bol". That sealed the deal right there.

About the bag thing, its pretty much the same reason Walmart hires old people and physically and mentally disabled people to work as greeters. The government gives them subsidies to help pay their wages as a part of a program to give work to them, as they would have a near impossible chance of getting a job elsewhere.

Normally the "bagboys" are normally between 14-20 and need work experience. Government helps pay the salaries for these teens so that they can get help starting work and getting experience. (at least back in my home state, Virginia)

Also, kind of on the same page, some grocery stores will take old peoples groceries out to their car for them.

I worked as a cook in a 4 star hotel in the Netherlands. There the waiters had to grate the cheese for the carpaccio. IMO thats the way it should be in an upper middle ***** restaurant.
But suddenly the manager decided the waiters got enouh to do and then i had to put the cheese on. Very dissapointing, because i dont know how much cheese a customer wants on his dish.


We dont have the people pack the bags for u. Thats probably just to create jobs

in Switzerland, things like chees and extra ****** etc are on the tables, so every costumer can use how much they like

I dont think we can do that here.
The healthcodes for restaurants in our country are exremely strict.

We are not allowed to serve certain types of food (like raw meat (carpaccio), raw fish, cheese) above 7°C
Its sucks balls because cheese platters and carpaccios have a lot more flavour to them when served at room temperature.


So putting cheese on the table where it can get a decent temperature is a no go here.
We have to settle for pepper and salt on the tables.

It is a professional courtesy type of thing.

In their defence : I suppose the bag thing creates new job opportunities, no? Just hire any ******* 16 year old to do that. He's happy, customer's happy, all is good.

i understand it creates jobs but its a useless job, its not needed for the supermarket to function. If its tip based i can understand. But here we would never have a supermarket hire extra people that they have to pay just so u dont have to pack your own bags.

More employees means more salary for the store to pay. Resulting in higher prices. Thats never gonna happen here.

Hey, I live in France and God knows people would laugh at the idea as much as the two of us do. Thing is, it's a job : it might be just as useless as walking around in a hot-dog suit waving a big arrow to the nearest joint but it's a job. You won't get paid much, but you will get paid!

/b/ hasn't had interesting greentexts since 2008, so I doubt that.

I meant I saw a screenshot in the 4chan section of fj.dont remember what date it had on so...

Yes. It is from a thread on /b/

That's the one thank you mate

there is always more cheese at olive garden

I don't like you. You're an annoying prick, and this image pushed me over the edge. **** off.

To edgy for this picture ****** ? Deal with it.

dear jesus how is this possible