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#18 - evilstats

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(10/19/2013)[-]

#20 to #18 - QuakinDuck

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(10/19/2013)[-]

The gif is 300 seconds long and the "special" prize is a message that red "You have wasted 5 minutes of your life.

#21 to #20 - evilstats

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(10/19/2013)[-]

#33 to #20 - ishimaru

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Th-... Thank you so much. You saved 5 minutes of my life. Thumbs up, man.

#76 to #20 - swimmingprodigy

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(10/20/2013)[-]

Thanks for taking one for the team and saving me 300 seconds of my life

#64 to #20 - evilstats

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(10/19/2013)[-]

why did you have to spoil it for everybody

#34 to #20 - kennyh#139 on contentRank#139

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Thank you though.

#78 to #18 - mondominiman#118 on contentRank#118

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(10/22/2013)[-]

I could have masturbated in that time.

#1 - evolutionotaku

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(10/18/2013)[-]

I think this is a sign.

#6 to #1 - mildly

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(10/19/2013)[-]

By jove! You're right!

#10 to #1 - JudasLitl

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(10/19/2013)[-]

#45 to #1 - HarvietheDinkle

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(10/19/2013)[-]

We need a pun thread

#13 - konamicode

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(10/19/2013)[-]

#11 - Shawksta

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(10/19/2013)[-]

>3 People have died

#17 - skaife

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(10/19/2013)[-]

I can respect his devotion to a well cheesed meal

#15 - MasterManiac

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Hmm... this seems strangely familiar...

#35 to #15 - ishimaru

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(10/19/2013)[-]

"Spag Bol". That sealed the deal right there.

#2 - largeheadphones

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(10/18/2013)[-]

I hate it when the waiters stop before I say when, I wanted more cheese dammit.

#25 - jakekel

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(10/19/2013)[-]

>HFW

#14 - kirkbot

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(10/19/2013)[-]

I will never understand why in America, the waiters have to grate the cheese for you and there's people in malls that have to pack the bags for you

#36 to #14 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

About the bag thing, its pretty much the same reason Walmart hires old people and physically and mentally disabled people to work as greeters. The government gives them subsidies to help pay their wages as a part of a program to give work to them, as they would have a near impossible chance of getting a job elsewhere.

Normally the "bagboys" are normally between 14-20 and need work experience. Government helps pay the salaries for these teens so that they can get help starting work and getting experience. (at least back in my home state, Virginia)

#37 to #36 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Also, kind of on the same page, some grocery stores will take old peoples groceries out to their car for them.

#40 to #37 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Some grocery bangers work for tips only. It's an easy job and usually they end up making over minimum wage, but it'll never beat "bathroom attendant" for best tips-only job in the world.

#41 to #40 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

You're right, I can't go into a bathroom and not give the bathroom attendant a dollar.

But I've never heard of baggers being tipped before, what stores/state would that be?

#48 to #41 - kirkbot

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(10/19/2013)[-]

we don't have bathroom attendants either

#51 to #48 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

They're mainly at airports or really high class restaurants. We don't have them in daily life.

#53 to #51 - kirkbot

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(10/19/2013)[-]

in Germany there are attendants even in the ********* of toilets like on highway reststops

#57 to #53 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Those might have just been homeless people.

#59 to #57 - kirkbot

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(10/19/2013)[-]

nope. This is what they usually look like

#61 to #59 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

I think she's just there to scare the **** out of you if you're constipated.

And she really looks like she's going to have brunch at a cafe.

#62 to #61 - kirkbot

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(10/19/2013)[-]

it does look like that. Needless to say I was very confused when I saw one of those the first time. Especially when I din't know that I was supposed to pay her. Her gaze haunts me to this day

#65 to #62 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Do also they have like little mints and cologne and stuff?

Really though, being a bathroom attendant has got to be a ****** job.

#66 to #65 - kirkbot

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(10/19/2013)[-]

no, they just sit there and stare at you. On their table is a small plate where you put some coins in. I think what they are supposed to do is clean the toilets once you0re done

#67 to #66 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Really? The bathroom attendants in the airports back home will give you a spritz of cologne and some small talk.

#68 to #67 - kirkbot

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(10/19/2013)[-]

they don't get payed by the owner of the place. The only money they get is those tips

#42 to #41 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(10/19/2013)[-]

They're all over US military bases at our commissaries. I figured they might also be at other stores, but now that I think about it, I haven't seen any. But then again, I've never seen 2 women get married both wearing a wedding dress, so I haven't seen everything.

#43 to #42 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Now you have. And awww, they're adorable. They look so happy together.

I wanna see their honeymoon... For researching science.

#44 to #43 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(10/19/2013)[-]

I'd come to their wedding, if you know what I mean.

Like, I'd like... Attend.

#47 to #44 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Oh yeah, well I'd to convince them into a nice threetiered marble cake.

You know what I'm saying?

I'd make them reconsider their own seating plan.

#50 to #47 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Gross, they are lesbians. You'd catch their gay. Plus they have cooties. That's why I only **** dudes, faggot.

#56 to #50 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Bro, don't lie. You're so gay for gay chicks. Me on the other hand, last night at the clan meeting I sucked more dicks than I could keep track of, and then we went to burn a cross on some homo's lawn.

#58 to #56 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Sick night bro. I once got bukkake'd on by the winning football team, then cheered up the losers by having them do it too! It took months to wash it out of my hair! Then we all lynched some faggots to end the night. ******* sick night bro.

#63 to #58 - TastyBurger

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Yeah, this one time I got some faggot and tried to suck the gay out of his dick. Needless to say it worked, and that ex-fag and I have been living together in San Francisco for two years now.

#72 to #63 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(10/19/2013)[-]

Lol. That story is so good it made me want to suck your dick just to say "congratulations". If we don't keep these faggots down they're gonna gay up the whole planet.

#26 to #14 - lotengo#105 on commentsRank#105

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(10/19/2013)[-]

I worked as a cook in a 4 star hotel in the Netherlands. There the waiters had to grate the cheese for the carpaccio. IMO thats the way it should be in an upper middle class restaurant.
But suddenly the manager decided the waiters got enouh to do and then i had to put the cheese on. Very dissapointing, because i dont know how much cheese a customer wants on his dish.

We dont have the people pack the bags for u. Thats probably just to create jobs

#39 to #26 - kirkbot

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(10/19/2013)[-]

in Switzerland, things like chees and extra spices etc are on the tables, so every costumer can use how much they like

#46 to #39 - lotengo#105 on commentsRank#105

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(10/19/2013)[-]

I dont think we can do that here.
The healthcodes for restaurants in our country are exremely strict.

We are not allowed to serve certain types of food (like raw meat (carpaccio), raw fish, cheese) above 7°C
Its sucks balls because cheese platters and carpaccios have a lot more flavour to them when served at room temperature.

So putting cheese on the table where it can get a decent temperature is a no go here.
We have to settle for pepper and salt on the tables.

#22 to #14 - vapaus

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(10/19/2013)[-]

It is a professional courtesy type of thing.

#19 to #14 - graboidzero

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(10/19/2013)[-]

In their defence : I suppose the bag thing creates new job opportunities, no? Just hire any ******* 16 year old to do that. He's happy, customer's happy, all is good.

#54 to #19 - lotengo#105 on commentsRank#105

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(10/19/2013)[-]

i understand it creates jobs but its a useless job, its not needed for the supermarket to function. If its tip based i can understand. But here we would never have a supermarket hire extra people that they have to pay just so u dont have to pack your own bags.

More employees means more salary for the store to pay. Resulting in higher prices. Thats never gonna happen here.

#77 to #54 - graboidzero

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(10/20/2013)[-]

Hey, I live in France and God knows people would laugh at the idea as much as the two of us do. Thing is, it's a job : it might be just as useless as walking around in a hot-dog suit waving a big arrow to the nearest joint but it's a job. You won't get paid much, but you will get paid!

#16 - AWalrusFirst

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(10/19/2013)[-]

#71 to #16 - thelegitmetalhead

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