Tis true.. . prd I ll why are man always spitting all over the ? thy man create more arriva than women and need to get rid it? are they marking thair terretory? yeah niggers
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #6 - subtard
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This one time i hocked up a massive amount of phlegm from my throat but was on a bus so i couldn't spit it out. So i just held it in my mouth for like 10 minutes. During that time i was still producing spit, but it got really white and foamy because it was there for so long. It got to the point where every cubic millimeter of my mouth was filled with spit and phlegm.
When i spat it out on the ground it looked EXACTLY like an egg on a skillet because of the yellow phlegm and the white spit. I still laugh about it to this day.
User avatar #7 to #6 - popnotes
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Jesus christ
#13 to #6 - anon id: 732a5767
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User avatar #14 to #6 - sweetdickwilly
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One time I hocked something up during gym and walked off to go spit it up but it grossed me out so much that I threw up.
User avatar #25 to #6 - defeats
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Ever been so lazy when slightly ill and just spit it into a glass on your bedside table or something? Then see how much you gathered up over the day.
When I last had bronchitis, a few years ago now I was in my bed coughing all day and night, when I started to get better I was coughing up a lot of phlegm. I couldn't be bothered getting up every 2 seconds to spit into the sink, so I just spat it into a glass beside me. It was great (since I didn't have to move) and disgusting.
#33 to #6 - iNirvana
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#85 to #6 - rustybutttickler
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User avatar #87 to #6 - factori
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One time i did that and swallowed it
User avatar #39 to #6 - lamadrama
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Similar happened to me but I swallowed.
#47 to #39 - feupy
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User avatar #61 to #39 - becauseoprahsaidso
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"...I swallowed"- lamadrama
#67 to #6 - homelessgus
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you simultaneously made me laugh and gag at the same time idk whether to thumb you up or down
User avatar #11 to #6 - iviagic
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Damn. I'm eating eggs you mother ******.
#8 to #6 - ietam
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Wonderful . I really needed that image in my head
#15 - mrheisenberg
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I spit because for some reason I have this rooted belief that if I swallow the spit produced in my mouth when I am smoking a cigarette, I will get stomach cancer.
I spit because for some reason I have this rooted belief that if I swallow the spit produced in my mouth when I am smoking a cigarette, I will get stomach cancer.
#22 to #15 - ihateemo
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i spit when i smoke too
User avatar #26 to #15 - guardianatreyu
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You could still get cancer either way.
User avatar #31 to #15 - jokekill
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I do the same thing

I heard swallowing it gives you stomach ulcers
#37 to #15 - anon id: deac033c
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k.
User avatar #53 to #15 - thespartanpony
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i rarely smoke cigarettes, but when i do i do the exact same ****. i feel you man
User avatar #73 to #15 - fuzzysixx
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Smoking does not make me need to spit at all. I blame filters for spit!
User avatar #19 to #15 - rebby
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so throat/mouth cancer doesnt bother you but stomach cancer does?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mrheisenberg
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Ikr?
#83 to #19 - anon id: 476a9778
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At least he will only be getting 2/3 cancers.
#28 - misanthrizzle
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They're gifts, you see
They're gifts, you see
#59 to #28 - runapuff
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Why.
#91 to #28 - saltyfries
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#36 to #28 - MasterManiac
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Everyone's FW
User avatar #71 to #36 - majormayor
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This picture has been posted so many times it doesn't need the caption anymore!
#69 to #28 - thehumor
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User avatar #74 to #28 - Draserszes
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**** you that made me gag.
#76 to #28 - trollzorr
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#80 to #28 - anon id: 54fcafc4
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#64 to #28 - coolnamestaken
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#50 to #28 - mydogpikachu
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#44 to #28 - narflarg
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#40 to #28 - negan
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#48 to #28 - ZenMacros
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I've seen two live autopsies and they didn't phase me one bit. I can look at the most graphic gore pics and videos and keep a straight face without even trying.

But this. This kind of **** is ******* nasty and makes me cringe and wanna ******* puke.
#52 to #28 - dehnoobshow
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I have no idea why. But I'm both disgusted and turned on.
I have no idea why. But I'm both disgusted and turned on.
#45 to #28 - pwnfrnzy
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I just got back from the bathroom because of this .gif.   
   
**** you.
I just got back from the bathroom because of this .gif.

**** you.
#60 to #28 - wuggum
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#78 to #28 - Lintutu
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that made me feel really disgusted
#41 to #28 - gummybearwarrior
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#72 to #28 - skiskis
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User avatar #43 to #28 - arziben
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I think I'm actually going to throw up...
User avatar #51 to #43 - mydogpikachu
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that made me sick to my stomach
#57 to #28 - mathiaslundem
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EFW
EFW
#38 to #28 - xfishy
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#30 to #28 - thebuttocksbrigade
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dude....



why?
#49 - mydogpikachu
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#16 - anon id: d83db787
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"Marking their territory?"
What the **** does Tumblr think men are?
#18 to #16 - anon id: de263a60
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rapists
#23 to #16 - gisuar
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well when i were just a little boy i thought something similar whenever i saw one of the "cool" old guys spit on the ground
#89 to #16 - astarothaufromage
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You really just want to find something to hate them don't you? This isn't saying men are animals it's just joking.
User avatar #21 to #16 - platinumaltaria
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All men are rapists, who constantly rape every woman on earth merely by existing...
#2 - anon id: dcb1c45a
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because swallowing a big glob of snot is pretty gross.

Also, don't spit on the sidewalk. Spit in the gutter.
User avatar #3 to #2 - demandsgayversion
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If you swallow it, it's not sloshing against your tastebuds on the way out
User avatar #4 to #3 - sciencexplain
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Most guys spit with their head facing pretty much perpendicular (but not meeting at a point) to the ground and do it pretty fast, so it usually can't be tasted and sometimes doesn't even touch the tongue.
#12 to #2 - boomerpyro
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i have pretty thick saliva, so i spit it out from time to time
User avatar #17 to #12 - luddethebunny
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drink more
User avatar #27 to #17 - peanutmonkey
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Hydration is key.
User avatar #65 - guardianranger
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Actually men open their legs to show dominance, and all men spit on the sidewalks so they can mark their territory. When a man is "Sneezing" he is actually smelling the air and clears his nose when he gets the whiff of another males spit, thus causing him to have to spit. As for the men who do not spit, it is because they are beta males and are not as aggressive as Alpha males. They tend to stay out of the territory that has already been claimed or "marked" By another male. As was said. Swallowing makes you gay because these men are on general gay males. Whom of which submit to any Alpha who comes their way.
#58 - squiblles
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#32 - internetnick
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Why do women complain so much?
#62 to #32 - anon id: 021f77e2
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Why do Funnyjunk users complain so much?
User avatar #70 to #62 - majormayor
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Why do people complain about people complaining so much?
User avatar #82 to #70 - yodaddysofat
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why ask why? drink bud dry
User avatar #86 to #82 - lavitts
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Why drink the bud dry?
#24 - diddlydiddly
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Das gay