Tis true.. . prd I ll why are man always spitting all over the ? thy man create more arriva than women and need to get rid it? are they marking thair terretory?
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prd I ll
why are man always spitting all over the ? thy man create
more arriva than women and need to get rid it? are they marking
thair terretory? what' s gating on?
They can' t ham use that' s gay
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Submitted: 06/20/2014
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User avatar #6 - subtard (06/20/2014) [+] (13 replies)
This one time i hocked up a massive amount of phlegm from my throat but was on a bus so i couldn't spit it out. So i just held it in my mouth for like 10 minutes. During that time i was still producing spit, but it got really white and foamy because it was there for so long. It got to the point where every cubic millimeter of my mouth was filled with spit and phlegm.
When i spat it out on the ground it looked EXACTLY like an egg on a skillet because of the yellow phlegm and the white spit. I still laugh about it to this day.
#8 to #6 - ietam ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Wonderful . I really needed that image in my head
#15 - mrheisenberg (06/20/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I spit because for some reason I have this rooted belief that if I swallow the spit produced in my mouth when I am smoking a cigarette, I will get stomach cancer.
I spit because for some reason I have this rooted belief that if I swallow the spit produced in my mouth when I am smoking a cigarette, I will get stomach cancer.
User avatar #19 to #15 - rebby (06/20/2014) [-]
so throat/mouth cancer doesnt bother you but stomach cancer does?
#28 - misanthrizzle (06/21/2014) [+] (27 replies)
They're gifts, you see
They're gifts, you see
#30 to #28 - thebuttocksbrigade (06/21/2014) [-]
dude....



why?
#16 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"Marking their territory?"
What the **** does Tumblr think men are?
#21 to #16 - platinumaltaria (06/20/2014) [-]
All men are rapists, who constantly rape every woman on earth merely by existing...
#2 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
because swallowing a big glob of snot is pretty gross.

Also, don't spit on the sidewalk. Spit in the gutter.
User avatar #27 to #17 - peanutmonkey (06/21/2014) [-]
Hydration is key.
User avatar #65 - guardianranger (06/21/2014) [-]
Actually men open their legs to show dominance, and all men spit on the sidewalks so they can mark their territory. When a man is "Sneezing" he is actually smelling the air and clears his nose when he gets the whiff of another males spit, thus causing him to have to spit. As for the men who do not spit, it is because they are beta males and are not as aggressive as Alpha males. They tend to stay out of the territory that has already been claimed or "marked" By another male. As was said. Swallowing makes you gay because these men are on general gay males. Whom of which submit to any Alpha who comes their way.
#32 - internetnick (06/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why do women complain so much?
User avatar #70 to #62 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Why do people complain about people complaining so much?
#24 - diddlydiddly (06/20/2014) [-]
Das gay
#68 - ComradeBritish ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Excess of phlegm or a bad taste in the mouth.
#5 - dameush (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
funnily enough.. it's actually illegal in my state to spit on a sidewalk iif a woman might walk on it..it's not enforced but it's on the books
#90 - astarothaufromage (06/21/2014) [-]
And if you look at the comments you see an awful lot of offended men who just want to believe every Tumblr user thinks of them like animals. Ironically somewhat of a certain little group of people who want to think all men think of them as objects.
#84 - Womens Study Major (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand why people spit, but once I had so much fluid in my throat it choked me and I had to spit out a big lump of jelly-like stuff.
#79 - cheezwizsammich (06/21/2014) [-]
**cheezwizsammich rolls 60**
#54 - Womens Study Major (06/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I do it because I use snus
User avatar #29 - doctorprofessornv (06/21/2014) [-]
Probably because people think swallowing snot is gross (ironically so, that's what you're supposed to do with it.)
User avatar #10 - zaywoot (06/20/2014) [-]
Couple of weeks ago I was waiting at a busstop, and two teenage boys was sitting on the bench and smoking while talking to a girl they knew, they must've been at most 17 years old... They just kept spitting and spitting, untill there was a ******* puddle, it was disgusting and you could see the other people wanted to say something... Then at last I "asked" them not to spit and they just looked at me like they've seen a ghost... Parents and generally people, because everyone has an impact on everybodys upbringing seriously need to get their **** together and teach their kids to behave...
User avatar #9 - PvtToucher (06/20/2014) [-]
It's a conspiracy against females, secret messages and such,.. usually says **** like, I'm not gonna tell you. You should know. **** .
User avatar #1 - jaevel ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
I spit sometimes becouse I find it easier than to swallow!
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