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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - omenaaa
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(08/19/2014) [-]
Obligatory plop.
#51 to #2 - squiblles
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Obligatory snakehat
Obligatory snakehat
User avatar #1 - ghostninjaguy
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(08/19/2014) [-]
he looks so scared
User avatar #6 to #1 - Zeigh
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If the proportions were reversed and you were smaller than the eye of a snake that was staring you down you would probably be scared ******** too.
User avatar #4 to #1 - captainprincess
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He probably is

Imagine you just got picked up by a creature twice the size of a mountain
Don't even pretend you're not this close to a heart attack
#56 to #4 - megusters
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Snake's fw
#7 - captainwow
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Jesus Christ, that middle comment is just so stupid.
#11 to #7 - anon id: 8b5e8363
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**anonymous rolled image** All I see are stupid comments.
#60 to #7 - anon id: 882f72b9
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#13
User avatar #101 to #60 - Lilstow
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this is an obviously harmless snake.
******* kill yourself.
User avatar #3 - webeballin
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(08/20/2014) [-]
Were you trimming the grass with scissors? How could you even see him?
User avatar #8 to #3 - lotengo
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you got a better way to trim your grass?
User avatar #44 to #8 - arreatface
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A chainsaw
User avatar #39 to #8 - ColorfulPenguin
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A shaving machine.
#71 to #8 - grandlordchicken
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(08/20/2014) [-]
I socially pressure my grass until it cuts itself.

Saves a lot of time in the long run.
#87 to #71 - atma
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please no
User avatar #72 to #71 - lotengo
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so you didnt train a chicken to eat grass?
#65 to #8 - anon id: a070131e
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I use a pizza cutter
User avatar #13 - I Am Monkey
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This one probably isn't venomous, but in snakes that are venomous; the babies are more dangerous, because they will strike more times than necessary and administer a larger dose because they don't know how to control it yet.
#91 to #13 - anon id: 9be43407
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You know, when their mouth is big enough that it's physically possible for them to bite. . .
User avatar #49 - mrlib
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(08/20/2014) [-]
He was found dead in his home 3 days later. Cause of death? 2 gunshot wounds.
User avatar #76 to #49 - themassivefail
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(08/20/2014) [-]
Skilled snake.
#37 - grimmwaters
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(08/20/2014) [-]
NOOOOO
PUT ME DOOOWNNN
User avatar #81 to #37 - faulther
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(08/20/2014) [-]
gotta love california kingsnakes! CA state reptile too!
#10 - itumblr
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User avatar #14 to #10 - amuzen
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Well if I was to young to speak and think for myself and the person who took me provided me a far better home and style of living than my birth parents could possibly provide then I'd probably be pretty grateful to be honest.

Really it doesn't make a lot of sense to compare animals to people though. That's like saying Oh my god you didn't ask your cat if he was willing to move you just moved with him, how would you like it if you just had to up and leave your home one day for reasons you dont understand
or
How would you like it if you were never let outside except to go to the bathroom and when you were someone kept you on a leash...
Really doesn't make sense.
User avatar #15 to #10 - jabsgreywarden
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I would be okay with this because my mother is a cold-hearted bitch and leaving without saying goodbye would be the best thing in the world. I await my kidnapping
User avatar #61 to #15 - hatemountain
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Send me your information in pm and a briefcase with money I don't care what currency as long as it's shiny and I'll think I can arrange a kidnapping in about 3-5 days.

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User avatar #53 to #15 - anonymoose
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k
User avatar #17 to #15 - hargleblarg
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I know the feeling, although emotional blackmail keeps me from up and leaving. Well that and the fact I can't walk very far, I'd make it down the road, fall over, then get dragged back.
User avatar #20 to #17 - tiagodisouza
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I'd push you m8
User avatar #22 to #20 - hargleblarg
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Oddly enough that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me.
User avatar #23 to #22 - tiagodisouza
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Me love you long time
User avatar #24 to #23 - hargleblarg
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You scare me sometimes, you know that?
User avatar #25 to #24 - tiagodisouza
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Yus but its ok
User avatar #26 to #25 - hargleblarg
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It's not ok, it's gay.
User avatar #27 to #26 - tiagodisouza
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ITS GUY LOVE, ITS ALL IT IS, GUY LOVE HE'S MINE IM HIS, AND THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT IT IN OUR EYEEEEEEEES
User avatar #28 to #27 - hargleblarg
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This is why we can't have nice things.
User avatar #30 to #28 - tiagodisouza
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this is exactly why we can have nice things, do you know where that songs from? Scrubs, look it up
User avatar #31 to #30 - hargleblarg
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Never seen Scrubs.
User avatar #32 to #31 - tiagodisouza
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(08/20/2014) [-]
you should but only like until season 3, after that it gets kinda dull
User avatar #33 to #32 - hargleblarg
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k
#42 to #33 - arreatface
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Better love story than twilight
User avatar #50 to #42 - hargleblarg
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You think this is good? You should see the stuff he says in private.
User avatar #19 to #17 - jabsgreywarden
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I would probably be able to make it to my stop sign before my mother grabbing my hair and dragging me back. I would just get up and leave, but I have nowhere to go. College, not able to be there yet. Friends are already gone to college or whatever. I have to stay at home until I get the chance of freedom.

Freedom.... something I have a "right" to receive, but know nothing of its ring..... I hate my life. Only a few more days until I get to feel the freedom I never experienced in life.
#41 to #19 - arreatface
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User avatar #16 to #10 - dafiltafish
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You don't get how reptiles view offspring, do you?
#35 to #10 - anon id: 820253d2
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By giant alien species .... **** I DONT CARE soaren thrrough space and **** .... I'll ******* do a Flip for em!!!
User avatar #57 to #10 - helgheimftw
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(08/20/2014) [-]
tumblr at it with the gay **** again
User avatar #69 to #10 - kaylakrusifix
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(08/20/2014) [-]
snakes don't really have parents.

Daddy ***** the Mommy, Daddy leaves after mommy is pregnant.
Mommy lays the eggs (unless she gives "live birth") and then ***** off.

#12 to #10 - fuckallyouniggers
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Don't you have anything better to do?
Don't you have anything better to do?
User avatar #34 to #12 - itumblr
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Not at 3 in the morning. **** Insomnia
#52 - garaichu
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User avatar #80 to #52 - priestoftheoldones
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I had two corn snakes who did this, it was cute.
#18 - artyomthebadass
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