Tinder. Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3QTjwYNtg8. I like being single. I have Tinder. I love Tinder, It' s an application for the phone which gives you pictu
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Tinder

I like being single. I have Tinder.
I love Tinder, It' s an application for the phone which gives you
pictures of the opposite sex in the neary::: Larra.
If you don' t like each other swipe left and if
yeu like each ether swipe right
If yen both like each ether epin up a conversation then
maybe you can meet up and get down to it
And the reason I like Tinder is because before Tinder I had to guess
how many wemen didn' t want to sleep with me
But now, thanks to Tinder, it will send a list directly to my pocket
You can even change the distance L, I can now find out how many
women in a particular reed: want nothing to do with me.
Now, whenever I go en the internet, on the porn websites, they are
like local sluts in your area want to do you.
And I' m like he they dont I. have checked thoroughly.
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Submitted: 07/30/2014
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#1 - gohex (07/30/2014) [+] (35 replies)
Completely honestly - this dude offered me a blunt in a tent in some flat in Edinburgh about 5 years ago. A friend of mine went to college with him and we hung out sometimes, then he got famous, and now he doesn't hang with any of us anymore. As expected with celebs I guess.
#4 - spidurman (07/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - lorppanaattori (07/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The first chick I met in person on tinder was a cute blonde i had fun with for a month or two

The second chick I met in person on tinder was the sweetest thing I've ever seen and now we're together.

Tinder is a working concept but you gotta go through some dirt to find the gold. 10/10 would recommend to any single person
#8 - Sworley ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - ipartywithpedobear (07/31/2014) [+] (21 replies)
I've been using tinder for about 2 months now.

I click yes on every girl, no matter what they look like, how old they are, or how far away.

one girl (nastiest girl i've ever seen, and i've had some pretty gnarly ex's) told me that she thought she could do better, that's the only person who clicked yes on me.



**** tinder.
User avatar #16 - vinexplain (07/31/2014) [-]
wow, conan sure looks a lot younger
#91 - howuncreativeofme (07/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Story time   
<last week, agree to meet up with a guy I've been chatting to on tinder for about 2 weeks   
<i find out too late that he's an absolute fedora-wearer in disguise who's entire language is from the internet; calling himself a "nice guy" in his description should have tipped me off - they almost always aren't.   
<entire date consists of him making sleazy remarks poorly veiled as a "compliment"   
<i repeatedly tell him in the nicest way possible that it makes me uncomfortable; he thinks the date is going great   
<slaps my arse in supermarket (his idea of a nice date was at the mall) and complains when i wont do it back to him   
<i pay for our meals and when i say its time for me to go home he asks for a lift   
<gets lost and makes me drive around looking for his house   
<asks when we'll see each other again;    
<						****					 how do i break this to autism 300   
<make up some story that i'm not looking for anything serious, i'm just having fun getting to meet new people (in other words, i want to keep tindering with others)   
<"						*******					 slut; you shouldnt be on tinder if youre not looking for real love; everyone is always friends zoning me"   
<i say i dont want to be friends   
<says he'll start to cry if i dont kiss him; wont get the 						****					 out of my car   
< i say no thats a terrible idea; "ok but can you suck my dick instead?"   
<						****					 no   
<this 'negotiation' goes on for half an hour in my car, he finally gets out   
< i nope the 						****					 out of there as fast as i can, all the while he is continuing to send me messages calling me a slut followed by apologies followed by claims of friend zoning   
moral of the story guys: careful who you swipe right to even if they seem good looking   
mfw i just wanted to have coffee with a new person
Story time
<last week, agree to meet up with a guy I've been chatting to on tinder for about 2 weeks
<i find out too late that he's an absolute fedora-wearer in disguise who's entire language is from the internet; calling himself a "nice guy" in his description should have tipped me off - they almost always aren't.
<entire date consists of him making sleazy remarks poorly veiled as a "compliment"
<i repeatedly tell him in the nicest way possible that it makes me uncomfortable; he thinks the date is going great
<slaps my arse in supermarket (his idea of a nice date was at the mall) and complains when i wont do it back to him
<i pay for our meals and when i say its time for me to go home he asks for a lift
<gets lost and makes me drive around looking for his house
<asks when we'll see each other again;
< **** how do i break this to autism 300
<make up some story that i'm not looking for anything serious, i'm just having fun getting to meet new people (in other words, i want to keep tindering with others)
<" ******* slut; you shouldnt be on tinder if youre not looking for real love; everyone is always friends zoning me"
<i say i dont want to be friends
<says he'll start to cry if i dont kiss him; wont get the **** out of my car
< i say no thats a terrible idea; "ok but can you suck my dick instead?"
< **** no
<this 'negotiation' goes on for half an hour in my car, he finally gets out
< i nope the **** out of there as fast as i can, all the while he is continuing to send me messages calling me a slut followed by apologies followed by claims of friend zoning
moral of the story guys: careful who you swipe right to even if they seem good looking
mfw i just wanted to have coffee with a new person
#99 - sandwichchaser ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
&lt;-----------Accurate representation of Tinder.
<-----------Accurate representation of Tinder.
#97 - sandwichchaser ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #20 - freshpound (07/31/2014) [+] (24 replies)
"The content's owner has disabled anonymous comments."
OP is **** .
User avatar #37 to #33 - schneidend (07/31/2014) [-]
Or, alternatively, express your feelings anyway and accept the consequences of your opinions being stupid or brilliant.
User avatar #103 - colincub (07/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Tinder?
Is that like grindr for straight people?
#111 to #103 - xchaosreaperx (07/31/2014) [-]
No, this is a straight man's grinder.
#87 - dtanobo (07/31/2014) [-]
Tinder is a mixed bag. I've encountered nice conversation but I once met up and saw this crazy as **** bitch from it. I hung out with her once and on the second date we got together (no sex). After that, she literally thought we were a thing and wanted complete and utter commitment to each other. I got rid of her straight after that. After 3 dates, she thought I loved her. It's a good app but be careful what you get into.
#67 - toolazytocare (07/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I used tinder for a little while, maybe three months, and I've met three girls worth anything, the others were just talking. I'm still dating my girlfriend and we are celebrating one month together (we talked for a few weeks before meeting, i live in Orlando, she lives about an hour away) so I thought the app was great, as long as you're good at talking and don't look like a twat. Pic related, is me
User avatar #90 to #67 - wrocky (07/31/2014) [-]
how come u have girlfriend and look like a twat?

i'm joking.. u luk lyk a twat.. jk
User avatar #34 - cards (07/31/2014) [-]
I downloaded Tinder around December. Got a few matches, some I talked to, some I avoided (Montana girls can get pretty gnarly).

Overall, never met any in real life.
User avatar #73 - cazabrow (07/31/2014) [-]
I find it hard to laugh at these jokes when they often come from good looking, relatively famous comedians.

User avatar #15 - mrgoodlove (07/30/2014) [-]
Tis guy has been on Conan a few times. Hilarious every time.
#89 - lolsrsslybro (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i had hotornot it's basically the same as tinder a while back when it still showed ratings. i downloaded it because i was curious to see my rating. i live in canada but i downloaded it while i was in hawaii so only people in hawaii would be rating me.

anyway, i made a lot of connections (when you find mutual attraction on the app) and every person who rated me 'hot' looked of asian descent. i could tell that some were latina/hawaiin but not one black/white person on the list.

i even tried the app again when i went back to canada and the same thing. i'd only make connections with asians/hispanics. i'm filipino (and i look a little bit hispanic).

now i'm not being racist but i'm just wondering, do white/black people find asians attractive at all?
User avatar #17 - chokinandtokin (07/31/2014) [-]
I saw this on the show. It wasn't THAT funny, it was a little awkward. His first appearance on the show was good though.
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