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I like being single. I have Tinder.
I love Tinder, It' s an application for the phone which gives you
pictures of the opposite sex in the neary::: Larra.
If you don' t like each other swipe left and if
yeu like each ether swipe right
If yen both like each ether epin up a conversation then
maybe you can meet up and get down to it
And the reason I like Tinder is because before Tinder I had to guess
how many wemen didn' t want to sleep with me
But now, thanks to Tinder, it will send a list directly to my pocket
You can even change the distance L, I can now find out how many
women in a particular reed: want nothing to do with me.
Now, whenever I go en the internet, on the porn websites, they are
like local sluts in your area want to do you.
And I' m like he they dont I. have checked thoroughly.
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User avatar #1 - gohex
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Completely honestly - this dude offered me a blunt in a tent in some flat in Edinburgh about 5 years ago. A friend of mine went to college with him and we hung out sometimes, then he got famous, and now he doesn't hang with any of us anymore. As expected with celebs I guess.
User avatar #94 to #1 - cdmin
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Completely honestly - i won the lottery and now i m a multi milionare.
User avatar #95 to #1 - cdmin
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(07/31/2014) [-]
Completely honestly - i am related to bill gates.
User avatar #96 to #1 - cdmin
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Completely honestly - i like to tell cool storys to my bros.
User avatar #86 to #1 - hankhillofthe
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I dunno, maybe being famous means you have a lot of **** to do/more responsibilities to take care of.
User avatar #120 to #86 - gohex
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Job's a job though. If you take your job so serious that you ignore friends completely - that's not cool.
User avatar #122 to #120 - hankhillofthe
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That's assuming the guy is ignoring him.

And hey, maybe they weren't the best freakin' friends in the world, y'know?

I'm just being Devil's Advocate. Or rather, Angel's advocate.

Let's not all assume that the famous guy is a douche because the underdog here is inconvenienced. He could've just forgotten about the guy, might live elsewhere, hanging out would be an inconvenience, things are getting in the way; anyways, why is OP so ******* important that a famous dude not hanging out with him anymore means he's a head-up-the-ass egotistical ********?
User avatar #123 to #122 - gohex
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"anyways, why is OP so ******* important that a famous dude not hanging out with him anymore means he's a head-up-the-ass egotistical ********?"

By OP I assume you mean me since I posted the original comment we're discussing. I'm not so important but a friend of mine became famous and stopped talking to his best pals and others.

It certainly seems like it's due to being famous - even if it's not the direct cause it is probably indirectly (meeting lots of cool new people, job requires not being seen with disreputable or even unknown or unnecessary people etc).
User avatar #124 to #123 - hankhillofthe
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I still don't see why we there's so much hate on the guy.

Sure, being famous doesn't automatically mean you can't keep in touch with old mates, but that definitely doesn't mean it doesn't get in the way at all, and never enough to keep you away from some people.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lyder
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lol.
User avatar #14 to #2 - gohex
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agreed
#3 to #1 - kennygomezfive
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That sucks bro, here have a gif of miku.
That sucks bro, here have a gif of miku.
User avatar #56 to #3 - chillybilly
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all of those unnecessary red thumbs
User avatar #85 to #3 - gohex
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I don't know who that is but thanks I think
User avatar #5 to #1 - arreatface
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xatabitcj
User avatar #9 to #1 - fkelly
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Di, did you take the blunt
User avatar #10 to #9 - gohex
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Nah, I thought weed wouldn't breed success. Clearly. Haha.
#19 to #1 - zerokylin
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Hopefully this at least gets a smile
User avatar #11 to #1 - tellingthetruth
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A tent in a flat...

Typical Edinburgh, eh?
User avatar #12 to #11 - gohex
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yeah dude haha, good night though.
User avatar #106 to #11 - turbodoosh
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That's true stoner logic right there
#32 to #1 - demigodofmadness
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I don't know who this guy is or how famous he is, but my uncle in law is semi-famous, and I see him at holidays only maybe.

It's not that he's just famous and doesn't want to talk to normal people anymore, or maybe it is he could be an ass idk, but my uncle in-law in order to remain relevant has to continually do shows and do work for his television series. Most of the time during a holiday my aunt will come stay with one of our family members and if he can make it he will, but typically he's got a show to do.

Point is, it's hard to make time for family, let alone old college friends you sometimes smoked dope with

Pic related, my uncle in-law Jesse James Dupree, a musician and Full Throttle Saloon co-producer.
User avatar #54 to #32 - coconuthat
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Your uncle has some glorious ******* hair!
User avatar #84 to #32 - gohex
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That's pretty cool mate. At the very least you've got a good story to tell at parties, even if he is a douche or not.
User avatar #126 to #84 - demigodofmadness
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Haha, yea, every once in a while someone knows who he is. I don't bring him up very often because I dont like to name drop. Only when it's relevant.
#71 to #66 - bann
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Damn, not bad
User avatar #7 to #1 - infinitereaper
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he's not even that funny
User avatar #13 to #7 - gohex
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he really just makes "I'm young! look at me I wank in the shower haha so outrageous but true!" jokes. Still - he's doing something right to be this big.
User avatar #64 to #13 - jacksipian
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I've never even heard of him, who is he?
User avatar #83 to #64 - gohex
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Daniel Sloss mate, Scottish comedian.
User avatar #100 to #83 - gitanisme
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I guess he's not famous anywhere outside the UK or Scotland.
User avatar #108 to #100 - Bruceman
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I'm Scottish and haven't heard of him
User avatar #109 to #100 - skarrer
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I'm Irish and the only thing I can truly pride myself on from my country is Dara O' Brien.
User avatar #121 to #109 - gohex
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Hell yeah he's awesome - one of my favourite comedians.
User avatar #116 to #100 - kampi
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He's known in Sweden, though. He's been at RAW comedy.
#4 - spidurman
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User avatar #6 - lorppanaattori
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The first chick I met in person on tinder was a cute blonde i had fun with for a month or two

The second chick I met in person on tinder was the sweetest thing I've ever seen and now we're together.

Tinder is a working concept but you gotta go through some dirt to find the gold. 10/10 would recommend to any single person
#18 to #6 - zerokylin
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You don't normally see sweet stories like this on FJ.. you get a thumb and a heart <3   
best of luck to you two.
You don't normally see sweet stories like this on FJ.. you get a thumb and a heart <3
best of luck to you two.
#52 to #18 - nachoiscool
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But how is he still on this site if he has a girlfriend?
But how is he still on this site if he has a girlfriend?
User avatar #57 to #52 - chillybilly
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You'd be surprised how many of us active users are in a relationship
User avatar #59 to #57 - nachoiscool
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yeah, of course there's always the whole "wizard" joke but I wouldn't be surprised to see most of the users in relationships. We aren't that bad...........hopefully.
User avatar #58 to #52 - chillybilly
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Jesus, anonymous users are thumbing everything down tonight
#8 - Sworley
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User avatar #21 - ipartywithpedobear
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I've been using tinder for about 2 months now.

I click yes on every girl, no matter what they look like, how old they are, or how far away.

one girl (nastiest girl i've ever seen, and i've had some pretty gnarly ex's) told me that she thought she could do better, that's the only person who clicked yes on me.



**** tinder.
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User avatar #27 to #21 - ronyx
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shieeet
User avatar #50 to #21 - nachoiscool
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alpha as ****
User avatar #22 to #21 - klaes
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I think putting a better picture of yourself up miiiight be a good idea. Either that or you're a lost cause
#26 to #22 - ipartywithpedobear
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Do i need a hair cut/ shave?

User avatar #61 to #26 - arrogant
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Maaaaaybe just trying looking like less of a rapist?
User avatar #62 to #61 - ipartywithpedobear
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Never.
User avatar #43 to #26 - whycanticaps
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you look a little intimadating in that picture, try to get one with you smiling or having a good time, people might open up a little more
User avatar #44 to #43 - whycanticaps
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intimidating* my bad
User avatar #28 to #26 - schneidend
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A haircut, maybe. You could also use a picture with better lighting, where you actually smile, and don't look like you're dispassionately watching the viewer die.
User avatar #31 to #28 - ipartywithpedobear
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That could work.

#72 to #26 - fistmyass
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Lose the hat? Let loose your lusciouse mane.
User avatar #63 to #26 - Doodly
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the half open drooling look isn't helping. i vote smile.
User avatar #51 to #26 - mrfartypants
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yes, and stop dressing like a emo fagget
User avatar #53 to #51 - ipartywithpedobear
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It's hard taking offense from someone named "mrfartypants"
User avatar #36 to #26 - klaes
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If that's the picture you're using take another one that has more of your upper body in it and isn't zoomed in too close to your face. Pictures that close up of anyone tend to look worse than a more zoomed out one would.

If that doesn't work, trim the beard down a bit. It's fine as long as it doesn't look unkempt
User avatar #41 to #36 - ipartywithpedobear
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thanks for the tips mate.
User avatar #55 to #41 - klaes
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Btw it's worth mentioning that you're not a lost cause. You're not ridden with acne and you don't look autism/10, so just take care of yourself and learn to take pictures and you should be fine
User avatar #104 to #26 - tsoper
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ay bby, u want sum fuk?
User avatar #105 to #104 - tsoper
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forgot the quotation marks.
User avatar #25 to #21 - exarzero
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USER RESULTS MAY VARY.
#60 - avatarsarefornoobs
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User avatar #16 - vinexplain
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wow, conan sure looks a lot younger
#91 - howuncreativeofme
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Story time   
&lt;last week, agree to meet up with a guy I've been chatting to on tinder for about 2 weeks   
&lt;i find out too late that he's an absolute fedora-wearer in disguise who's entire language is from the internet; calling himself a &quot;nice guy&quot; in his description should have tipped me off - they almost always aren't.   
&lt;entire date consists of him making sleazy remarks poorly veiled as a &quot;compliment&quot;   
&lt;i repeatedly tell him in the nicest way possible that it makes me uncomfortable; he thinks the date is going great   
&lt;slaps my arse in supermarket (his idea of a nice date was at the mall) and complains when i wont do it back to him   
&lt;i pay for our meals and when i say its time for me to go home he asks for a lift   
&lt;gets lost and makes me drive around looking for his house   
&lt;asks when we'll see each other again;    
&lt;**** how do i break this to autism 300   
&lt;make up some story that i'm not looking for anything serious, i'm just having fun getting to meet new people (in other words, i want to keep tindering with others)   
&lt;&quot;******* slut; you shouldnt be on tinder if youre not looking for real love; everyone is always friends zoning me&quot;   
&lt;i say i dont want to be friends   
&lt;says he'll start to cry if i dont kiss him; wont get the **** out of my car   
&lt; i say no thats a terrible idea; &quot;ok but can you suck my dick instead?&quot;   
&lt;**** no   
&lt;this 'negotiation' goes on for half an hour in my car, he finally gets out   
&lt; i nope the **** out of there as fast as i can, all the while he is continuing to send me messages calling me a slut followed by apologies followed by claims of friend zoning   
moral of the story guys: careful who you swipe right to even if they seem good looking   
mfw i just wanted to have coffee with a new person
Story time
<last week, agree to meet up with a guy I've been chatting to on tinder for about 2 weeks
<i find out too late that he's an absolute fedora-wearer in disguise who's entire language is from the internet; calling himself a "nice guy" in his description should have tipped me off - they almost always aren't.
<entire date consists of him making sleazy remarks poorly veiled as a "compliment"
<i repeatedly tell him in the nicest way possible that it makes me uncomfortable; he thinks the date is going great
<slaps my arse in supermarket (his idea of a nice date was at the mall) and complains when i wont do it back to him
<i pay for our meals and when i say its time for me to go home he asks for a lift
<gets lost and makes me drive around looking for his house
<asks when we'll see each other again;
<**** how do i break this to autism 300
<make up some story that i'm not looking for anything serious, i'm just having fun getting to meet new people (in other words, i want to keep tindering with others)
<"******* slut; you shouldnt be on tinder if youre not looking for real love; everyone is always friends zoning me"
<i say i dont want to be friends
<says he'll start to cry if i dont kiss him; wont get the **** out of my car
< i say no thats a terrible idea; "ok but can you suck my dick instead?"
<**** no
<this 'negotiation' goes on for half an hour in my car, he finally gets out
< i nope the **** out of there as fast as i can, all the while he is continuing to send me messages calling me a slut followed by apologies followed by claims of friend zoning
moral of the story guys: careful who you swipe right to even if they seem good looking
mfw i just wanted to have coffee with a new person
#113 to #91 - lewiskinnaird
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**lewiskinnaird rolled image** Thats very unsettling.
#102 to #91 - tsoper
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**tsoper rolled image** jesus christ thats bad
User avatar #118 to #91 - charmandur
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I'll give you an entire date consisting of me making sleazy remarks poorly veiled as "compliments"
User avatar #125 to #118 - howuncreativeofme
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just the once was enough but thanks for the offer
#92 to #91 - catburglarpenis
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I officially apologize for my entire gender.
User avatar #98 to #92 - howuncreativeofme
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that's ok, I've met much nicer, normal guys since the same way but jesus holy baby christ was this guy an eye-opener
User avatar #101 to #98 - catburglarpenis
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I've met all types of people in my day and I have to say that most guys are worse than they are better- and I honestly can't say the same for girls. Most the women I've dated just "wasn't a match" in one way or another and the breakup was mutual. It's the saddest thing when either partner doesn't get that fact.

I remember the exact moment I realized that I wasn't going to have a fun time with my ex girlfriend from Oklahoma. It was the day after we first had sex and I returned home after a 16 hour shift just to find her still there- in my barracks room- eating my cereal. If you don't have a life of your own, that's going to send me some red flags. I think you of all people will definitely understand.
User avatar #107 to #101 - howuncreativeofme
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yikes! that's clingy to say the least! haha yes I can definitely relate. I've never had a girl hanging in my barracks, or barracks to begin with, but I've definitely met some guys whose understanding was different to mine when it came to an appropriate time apart in between hanging out. my best friends are the ones who know that just because we havent seen each other in a week doesnt mean we're drifting apart - i just have stuff to do! any chance you're an only child? i find the ones who are clingy usually come from a family with lots of siblings
#99 - sandwichchaser
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&lt;-----------Accurate representation of Tinder.
<-----------Accurate representation of Tinder.
#97 - sandwichchaser
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