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Tinder Comp 5

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Does princess daisy '
crazy?
If by crazy you mean lift
weights and eat peanut
butter off the spoon then
lit hell yeah she does!
How crazy wud i be if I said
I want to lick peanut butter
off Mit butt while
simultaneously bench
pressing u’?
If you came anywhere near
licking my butt i would most
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Submitted: 09/08/2015
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User avatar #1 - rui [OP](09/08/2015) [+] (70 replies)
stickied by rui
Comment here if you want a mention in the next comp !
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User avatar #45 - rui [OP](09/09/2015) [-]
stickied by rui
Next Comp:
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Previous Comp:
/Tinder+comp+4/funny-pictures/5678677/
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#63 - ThatAnnoyingKid (09/09/2015) [-]
did i just get ****** john cena'd through a tinder comp
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#52 - moonmist (09/09/2015) [-]
Punch him in the what?

PUNCH HIM IN THE WHAT?!?!?!?!
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User avatar #68 to #52 - ltbuttstrong (09/09/2015) [-]
Punch 'Em In The Dick My guess
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#127 to #52 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
Punch him in this!
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User avatar #115 to #52 - shyyguy (09/09/2015) [-]
Probably butt.
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#2 - kristovsky (09/08/2015) [-]
TF2
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#96 to #2 - bronywiseman (09/09/2015) [-]
You beat me to it.
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User avatar #124 to #96 - trollzoll (09/09/2015) [-]
"You know don't say swears."
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User avatar #118 to #96 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
You didn't post a pony?
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#9 to #2 - xalidan (09/08/2015) [-]
I was thinking Speedwagon
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#18 - gantgant (09/08/2015) [-]
Things I Don't Like About Tinder (Part 1) They all make it look so easy
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User avatar #47 to #18 - donbionicle (09/09/2015) [-]
Last line of the second video, holy **** I love this guy.
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User avatar #71 to #18 - henrycolt (09/09/2015) [-]
This is one of the best channels on youtube right now
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#84 - twiceasfun ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
This type is actually kind of annoying as **** to deal with several times a day from guys that are actually serious **** meetme
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#126 to #84 - jettisded (09/09/2015) [-]
With a username like yours well shiet, I'd probably ask too
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User avatar #130 to #126 - twiceasfun ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Ask which one? If I want sex, why don't i, or am I a lesbian?
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User avatar #89 to #84 - spearmint (09/09/2015) [-]
Its strange whenever I actually try to have a little bit of chat with girls on tinder it doesnt really go anywhere. And a lot of my friends are like "Nooo you're using it wrong tinder is just for quick hook-ups".

Realise I sound like a massive m'lady hat-tipper but it's good to hear that not all girls are on there to just judge you on your photos for 5 seconds and then decide to either ignore you or pursue you.
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User avatar #94 to #89 - twiceasfun ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Most girls, of those I've talked to, on tindr or tindresque things aren't looking for a hookup. Pretty much the only people that say that's what it's for are those that are currently trying to get in my pants, even though I was always just trying to use it for it's intended purpose of meeting new friends.
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#105 to #94 - Elk (09/09/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Holy cow, shut the **** up.
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User avatar #106 to #105 - twiceasfun ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
No u
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#104 to #84 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (09/09/2015) [-]
So r u a lesbian or what?
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User avatar #107 to #104 - twiceasfun ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Yes
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#79 - therealchafrador (09/09/2015) [-]
Blur name on top, don't blur when she likes moment.
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#34 - fknparra (09/09/2015) [-]
The last one..
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#48 to #34 - Enternal (09/09/2015) [-]
here take this
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#64 to #48 - EnergizierAnon (09/09/2015) [-]
This one is better, except for the black border.
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#110 - arialynx ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Wisdom to live by, for real.
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#119 - zionsype (09/09/2015) [-]
>Mfw admin's thumb changing was all a distraction so we wouldn't notice the new stickies
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#65 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
And then they turn around and wonder why no one wants to have sex with them.
Gee, I don't know, probably because you're gonna blow your load in ten seconds then roll over and pretend to sleep, you lazy sack of **** . Neither straight woman nor gay man would ever want to **** someone like that. I know I wouldn't. Who in their right mind would want to invite a bloke over just to have him stain your sheets and sleep in your bed while you lie there horny as **** because they think three pumps is gonna do **** all? Convince me you're gonna put some effort into the fun stuff by putting some effort into the conversation at least. Communication is important in bed. How could anyone be convinced you're a good communicator with a line like, "Hey. U want sex?" You couldn't even type the ******* "YOU" you piece of hairy garbage. And don't tell me communication isn't important in bed. Who's getting off when the dumbass takes one look at your **** and starts pounding like you're late on the ******* rent? Not ******* you, that's for sure. Like hey asshole, you mind spitting on it at least? You're kind of tearing my **** up. And not in the good way.


tl;dr: straight man goes on random rant about people bad at sex/basic life skills (i.e. talking).
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#101 to #65 - foodyquest ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
**foodyquest used "*roll picture*"**
**foodyquest rolled image**Don't why so red thumbed your RIGHT here's a greenie
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#72 to #65 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
ur dumb
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User avatar #69 to #65 - mirukawa (09/09/2015) [-]
die
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#88 - secondfunction (09/09/2015) [-]
>a really fancy hat
say no more
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#77 - nagafever (09/09/2015) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** gay
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#60 - mathewwi (09/09/2015) [-]
Second One
Pointless Profanity Ep. 2
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User avatar #59 - dingdongz (09/09/2015) [-]
why would someone be on tinder and not want sex
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User avatar #3 - lecorbi (09/08/2015) [-]
the guy talked to Alex ruined an easy and already bad joke
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User avatar #40 to #3 - anusdestoyer (09/09/2015) [-]
I like "Unexpected John Cena" ;(
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#73 - spoopyskeleton (09/09/2015) [-]
I mean yeah, it's pretty funny.

But he's just setting up his own jokes, regardless of what they say. He's not really being "on the spot".
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#103 - majordegree (09/09/2015) [-]
Unedited version
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#87 - hwaraam ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Hmmm let me guess, she must be called... Rachel?
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