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alright boys, it' s the most basic time of the
year for us girls. I am seeking a companion
for one night of haunted houses and an
afternoon at the pumpkin patch the following
day. applications may be sent by email at
remember it' s not about quantity it' s about
quality, keep that in mind when submitting.
To whom it may concern,
My name is Spencer. and I am applying for the
position of Basic Fall Companion as listed in the job
posting on Tinder.
I feel I am an excellent candidate for this position
because I am a basic bitch with a spicy twist. In my
years of experience I have completed many fall
related activities such as haunted houses, hay rides,
pumpkin carving, and apple picking. I can also build a
fire for when evenings get a bit brisk.
Beyond the basic I feel that I am less than boring. My
hobbies include hiking and exploring, tinkering with
and building things, and spending time with my pets. I
am 6' 2" because sometimes that matters for some
Please see the attached resume for more information
about my qualifications and skills.
Should the companionship be offered I am ready to
make a counter offer of a day out hiking and a home
I am available for interviews by text at all hours of the
day. Thank you for your time and consideration, and I
look forward to hearing from you.
My objective is to obtain a companionship experience for the Fall 2017 haunted house and hay ride
season. I am available evenings and weekends through the lust snowfall. I am willing to relocate tor
experiences and available beyond pumpkin season as well it more opportunities arise.
As compensation, I am searching for a partner for Costume parties at the end of October. Costumes TBO,
SEPTEMBER 2006 - OCTOBER 2015
HAUNTED HOUSE EXPLORER, SPOON HOUSES INC.
I attended my hast haunted house in s"' grade at this haunted house under an old grocery store
in Des Monies and I promise! didn' t even soil myself at all seriously. Since then I have visited
many spooky establishments including sleepy hollow and the haunted forest. I have taken a
hiatus since high school because my friends are little batches.
OCTOBER IOM - PRESENT
BASIC FALL BITCH BUT A DUDE, EVERYWHERE All THE TIME
tam typically lewd wearing a band tee and a flannel. t drink black cotter: 10 months out of the
War but make an for spiced cider and the occasional pumpkin late. Did I mention!
wear a lot at "aren't? You wanna carve pumpkins and toast the seeds? I got you, Plus I will be
DECEMBER 2013 GRADUATION
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING, IOWA STATE UNIVERSITY
I am a fucking nerd bot I endor what I am doing and that' s what really matters right? If you want
to know more I can talk nerdy to you until you reach a lull on (lime! mathematical knowledge.
it that doesn' t interest you I know how to shut up about it we (.9
Appreciation for good music. Into alt will but .
always looking for something new a
tan drink an Irish Car Bomb in " seconds
I can cook pretty well. Specialty: Carbonate q
I can In most things which comes in handy
Equally good at going out and getting In as
staying in to cuddle and watch movies
Great beard. Willing to trim but not shave clean
I was a sheltered child and am lust starting to get out and see the world but now that I have. Ican' t stop.
I have done yearly camping and hiking trips to national parks for the past three years. I went to Australia
but winter. Going to Thailand for spring break because " cheaper and only slightly more dangerous.
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Hello Spencer, thank you so much for taking the time
to submit your extravagant and detailed resume. It is
by far the best one I' ever seen. I am pleased to tell
you that you have gotten the position.
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