Timeout Changes a Man. From imgur... >Going shopping with friendsfor a "personal massager" as a gag birthday gift >Standing there inspecting sizes and shapes as if works of art > Timeout Changes a Man From imgur >Going shopping with friendsfor "personal massager" as gag birthday gift >Standing there inspecting sizes and shapes if works of art >
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - I Am Monkey
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(03/13/2014) [-]
>Going shopping with friendsfor a "personal massager" as a gag birthday gift   
>Standing there inspecting sizes and shapes as if works of art   
>Manager thinks we're just dicking around and calls security   
>Asked to leave   
>Leave   
>Go to the dollar store and buy a pack of fake mustaches/eyebrows   
>Come with world's worst disguises   
>Purchase giant black dildo looking thing   
>Walk out directly past the manager and nod to him approvingly   
>HFW
>Going shopping with friendsfor a "personal massager" as a gag birthday gift
>Standing there inspecting sizes and shapes as if works of art
>Manager thinks we're just dicking around and calls security
>Asked to leave
>Leave
>Go to the dollar store and buy a pack of fake mustaches/eyebrows
>Come with world's worst disguises
>Purchase giant black dildo looking thing
>Walk out directly past the manager and nod to him approvingly
>HFW
User avatar #16 to #3 - whyyounonumbers
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(03/13/2014) [-]
hrw

"Those boys ain't right"
User avatar #5 to #3 - Lintutu
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you got kicked out of the sexy store for just browsing??
User avatar #7 to #5 - I Am Monkey
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(03/13/2014) [-]
It wasn't a sex shop, it was a appliance-type store that had them in the back of the massage chair section.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Lintutu
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you still got kicked out for browsing?
User avatar #9 to #8 - I Am Monkey
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I think they probably just get kids in there all the time laughing at them and not buying anything.
#12 - tiddycats
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Looks like he needs a Mexorcism
Looks like he needs a Mexorcism
#1 - kittyhatesyou
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(03/12/2014) [-]
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#2 - Jesusnipples
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(03/13/2014) [-]
This was made several times funnier by that title, well done OP
This was made several times funnier by that title, well done OP
#6 - moorbs
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#22 to #6 - menqudoneix
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#4 - jntcoolman
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#20 - freepotatoe
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Some get in to a strange mental condition after time out.
Some get in to a strange mental condition after time out.
#21 to #20 - catburglarpenis
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Make it stop
Make it stop
User avatar #13 - fully
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(03/13/2014) [-]
I can only think of how confused that kid must have been that that the other child was afraid of him/her.
#11 - anon id: b0b67e07
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Darius and Draven, the early years.
User avatar #10 - jimmyers
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(03/13/2014) [-]
I thought he was trying to be Mr. Satan
User avatar #14 to #10 - dedaluminus
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(03/13/2014) [-]
You mean Hercule, right? I don't like that strange foreign version where mr popo isn't blue please don't shove all your red thumbs in my ass I was joking
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