Time. you know it.... If yen had the pewee freeze time, Tau weild Step crime, help people, er Save the world... touch beebe, steal things, and tench mere boobs.
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If yen had the pewee freeze time,
Tau weild Step crime, help people, er Save the
world...
touch beebe, steal things, and tench mere
boobs...
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Submitted: 08/25/2014
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User avatar #2 - chickenbones (08/25/2014) [+] (37 replies)
Yes, and have random sex with a room full of technically not unconscious people, and then they when I unfroze time they would all simultaneously orgasm all at once.
#1 - gavinchase (08/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Of course I've thought about this.
Of course I've thought about this.
#7 - asmathiel (08/25/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I don't know man. I would be a superhero AND in spare time touched and 			******		 a lot of girls.   
   
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I don't know man. I would be a superhero AND in spare time touched and ****** a lot of girls.

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User avatar #13 - vorarephilia (08/25/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I'd use it to scare the **** out of people. Like i'd be sitting with someone in a conversation, freeze time, get in their face, unfreeze time and scream as loud as possible for a split second, then freeze it and sit back down, finally unfreezing time while acting confused as to what they saw.

The tricky part would be keeping a straight face when they proceed to **** themselves.
User avatar #74 - thechosentroll (08/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It'd be cool at first, but then I'd probably just use it to take a nap whenever I feel like it without having to waste my time. I'd become unstoppable.
User avatar #73 - serinityspark ONLINE (08/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Touch boobs... Are you ******* retarded? I would **** everything that have blood running in their vein
#125 - uve (08/25/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>stop time   
>air stops moving   
>cant breath properly   
>die   
>time remains frozen forever
>stop time
>air stops moving
>cant breath properly
>die
>time remains frozen forever
#60 - twoderrick (08/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#104 - freenom (08/25/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I'd kill the Joestars.
#25 - moosepaw (08/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Let there be a global crisis, all the world leaders meet at a summit in a private room. Freeze time. create a biological/dna research lab for resurrecting extinct species (give or take a couple a decades). Grow your assorted flavor(dinosaurs in this particular case). plant your dinsoaurs and environment in the room and unfreeze time, "Welcome... to Jurassic Park".
#102 - shungokusatsu (08/25/2014) [-]
Go to Walmart and punch all the cashiers  so essentially I'm punching only two people
Go to Walmart and punch all the cashiers so essentially I'm punching only two people
#142 - swiftarrow (08/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Freeze time, find bombs, place them in every Mosque and Synagoge in Europe.
Unfreeze time and watch them all go out in a glorious fire.
#116 - teamrocketninja (08/25/2014) [-]
I would also touch butts.
I would also touch butts.
#99 - yourinvisiblegf (08/25/2014) [-]
i would steal boobs and touch ... things...
#257 - rgmayhem (08/25/2014) [-]
There would be another baby boom after wards.
User avatar #90 - nukethem (08/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Heard about this story on 4chan with a guy
> able to freeze time
> take a job as a porn actor
> Last mugshot where he squirts manjuice on her face
> freeze time
> rest up, do whatever
> come back whenever
> masturbate to right before climax
> unfreeze time, jizz in her head
> repeat procedure
It would be the most jizz-filled balls the porno industry have ever seen, all the while he would have a massive beardgrowth.
anon's story
User avatar #68 - psychadelicace (08/25/2014) [-]
I would severely **** with people
User avatar #276 - annoos (08/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i would do both actually.. because why not?
#267 - alyssryuzaki (08/25/2014) [-]
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#239 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Would be a real dick move to put a remote vibrator in each girl I liked. Real dick move.
#247 to #239 - smokekusheveryday (08/25/2014) [-]
Then i'm a whole different level of dickery
Then i'm a whole different level of dickery
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