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User avatar #34 - monswine (10/12/2013) [-]
another house centipede! perfectly harmless
#95 to #34 - emeraldslam ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Is it weird that I'd much, MUCH, rather GLADLY take on an Australian spider than have an encounter with one of those?
#87 to #34 - anonymous (10/12/2013) [-]
So harmless it eats spiders.
User avatar #104 to #87 - monswine (10/13/2013) [-]
they are voracious carnivores and prolific detritivores but cause no harm to humans. Except, I believe, for those poor souls who are allergic.
#38 to #34 - tender ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
*Silverfish
#44 to #38 - monswine (10/12/2013) [-]
not at all. This is a silverfish. I understand that apparently people mistakenly refer to house centipedes as silverfish but properly they are two very different critters. Lots of domestic arthropods have many synonyms but, alas, silverfish and house centipedes are not interchangeable terms. I mean they are extremely separate phylogenetically. A human has more in common with any other mammal ever than a centipede does with an insect like Thysanura.
#39 to #38 - animalsslamina ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
House. Centipede.
#63 to #39 - myrrdhin (10/12/2013) [-]
I just imagined you, slapping him/her with a dictionary twice. Hilarious
#40 to #39 - tender ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I know the term. But they are a class of Silverfish.
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User avatar #42 to #40 - animalsslamina ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
No. They aren't.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish - eats starches and sugars.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata - eats souls of smaller insects
#45 to #42 - tender ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I just ******** up
#47 to #45 - animalsslamina ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
May the house centipedes have mercy on your soul while you sleep.
#48 to #47 - tender ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
>YFW i live in a hotel
#50 to #48 - animalsslamina ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
>MFW you are now much, much more likely to be in the same room as house ccentipedes, right now.
>MFW you are now much, much more likely to be in the same room as house ccentipedes, right now.
User avatar #61 to #50 - Davidowns (10/12/2013) [-]
Dear Animalsslamina.

I live in southern Navada, am I safe from the dangerous creature known as the house centipede?
User avatar #105 to #61 - animalsslamina ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Maybe. Probably not. Best bet is to offer weekly tribute and hope for the best.
#51 to #50 - tender ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Im not sleeping tonight. Or ever again
#49 to #48 - tender ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
>MFW i dont have a face
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