You seem to be panicking, are you hypoglycemic? Here, sit down and let's get some sugar in your system. Try and drink some of this pepepsi.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

Try it bitch, I'm behind 700 robot masters!

I will make a Fleet Admiral Man, and he will make you his rear admiral and ride you so damned hard your anal cavity will fit the fully stocked and ready, god damned, USS ZUMVALT!

You might have that, but I have all 150 original Pokemon!

you're missing one bro.there are 151 originals.

but I still love you, probably.

god damn it man

ily2

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's ok.

Like I said, your sugar is probably low. Take another sip of the pepepsi.

**coolios used "*roll picture*"**
**coolios rolled image**
i was going to photoshop pepe's face on a can of pepsi but i don't have photoshop atm

But this was fun.