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Thumb whoring at it's finest. Read please, I am going to be eating the worlds hottest chilli pepper in the world if this post gets 800 thumbs, I will eat one re

Read please, I am going to be eating the worlds hottest chilli pepper in the world if this post gets 800 thumbs, I will eat one record the reaction and **** and post it on FJ because I have the autismo. GG boys if this gets 800+

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#257 - cazabrow (08/23/2015) [+] (6 replies)
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Everyone in the comments.
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User avatar #75 - swigs [OP](08/22/2015) [+] (265 replies)
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Thumb this comment if you want to be mentioned in the inevitable video.
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User avatar #6 - wwexplain (08/22/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Do it fokken pusi
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User avatar #448 - swigs [OP](08/23/2015) [+] (8 replies)
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Hey guys, if you could add me and i'll send a Mass messege because mentioning over 2000 people is waaaaay too ******* hard.
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#577 - swigs [OP](08/23/2015) [+] (16 replies)
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Here's an update.
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#53 - gruntmastr (08/22/2015) [-]
Put Haribo gummy bears in them as well
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#618 to #53 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
talk about burning the bridges on both ends.
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User avatar #496 to #53 - oliphan (08/23/2015) [-]
Whoa steady on there satan
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User avatar #418 to #53 - kugis (08/23/2015) [-]
flammenwerfer.jaypeg
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User avatar #433 to #53 - worldatarms (08/23/2015) [-]
He will literally turn into a flame thrower then
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#153 to #53 - kanbabrif (08/23/2015) [-]
SUGAR FREE **** DISCOMPACTORS
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#26 - toiletpepperoni (08/22/2015) [-]
**toiletpepperoni used "*roll picture*"**
**toiletpepperoni rolled image**gl
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#684 to #26 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 3, pokemon*"**
**anonymous rolls Aromatisse**
**anonymous rolls Mewtwo**
**anonymous rolls Chandelure**
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User avatar #619 to #26 - jesusisagoose (08/23/2015) [-]
skyrimbread.oilpainting
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User avatar #144 to #26 - obanesforever (08/23/2015) [-]
skyrimsweetroll.jpeg
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#512 to #26 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #130 to #26 - maxismahname (08/23/2015) [-]
You know a roll is good when you don't even realize that it's a roll
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#3 - cactaur (08/22/2015) [-]
yes yes

Hurt yourself for my amusement.
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User avatar #553 to #3 - jiltist (08/23/2015) [-]
You have a big cock. Is it magical?
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#677 to #3 - shnaipeur (09/01/2015) [-]
Are you, like, the ******* devil?
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User avatar #375 to #3 - jeffthellamaking (08/23/2015) [-]
Banana horsecock chosen in today's LCS matches.
Helped make big plays happen.
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#500 to #375 - cactaur (08/23/2015) [-]
Why are you all so delisional on the horsecock tidbit?


Also, yeah, I'm glad she was useful and helped the team out with those dives. She probably won't be able to get away with it though if people remember to dive her first.
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#617 to #500 - lunex (08/23/2015) [-]
the horn and the bananas set it for the trap
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User avatar #562 to #500 - oceanfrank (08/23/2015) [-]
nah they just banned her instead :^)
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User avatar #391 to #375 - alexithymic (08/23/2015) [-]
was she? i believe i slept through the matches. would still liked to have watched them
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User avatar #404 to #391 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
She was picked in game 2 at least. I fell asleep after that.
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User avatar #523 to #391 - jeffthellamaking (08/23/2015) [-]
You can watch them on their website, mate.
Might be down now, but they should be on their E-sports YouTube channel.
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User avatar #23 to #3 - needsauceadmisblan (08/22/2015) [-]
his pain will amuses u- ouch i stubed my toe.
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#46 to #45 - needsauceadmisblan (08/22/2015) [-]
ok then what d you think about this!
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#34 to #3 - fjsknight (08/22/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#140 - roneffinswanson (08/23/2015) [-]
Never forget.
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User avatar #608 to #140 - flamingwhitetiger (08/23/2015) [-]
i dont get this reference can someone fill me in?
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#676 to #608 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
A user names peanut bitter once streamed himself eating sugarer gummy bears and then **** himself tremendously.
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User avatar #243 to #140 - mrjweezy (08/23/2015) [-]
peanutbitter will now have to try to live up to this guy.
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User avatar #282 to #243 - wraithguard (08/23/2015) [-]
Assuming that this guy lives at all.
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#2 - zoef (08/22/2015) [-]
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#695 to #2 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
GROSS
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User avatar #240 to #2 - sequel ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Damn he even got a medal for it.
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User avatar #1 - corporate (08/22/2015) [-]
Do it.
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User avatar #51 - hankhillofthe (08/22/2015) [-]
Listen man

I'm a spicy foods junkie

I really hope you've done some training with spicy foods, otherwise this pepper isn't going to leave you in a day.
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User avatar #55 to #51 - swigs [OP](08/22/2015) [-]
Oh my you noticed me Hank, I literally can not eat tabasco i feel like i'm dieing if I eat it.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - hankhillofthe (08/22/2015) [-]
...

...I'll play a song at your funeral.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - swigs [OP](08/22/2015) [-]
Any tips?
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User avatar #58 to #57 - hankhillofthe (08/22/2015) [-]
Dairy products.

They bind to the capsaicin in spicy food so that the capsaicin doesn't bind to your taste buds, relieving you.

That's all I can say. You're taking the big boy.
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User avatar #202 to #58 - yaybacon (08/23/2015) [-]
I remember seeing a thing saying that white bread is better than milk at getting rid of the burning.
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User avatar #124 to #58 - deadlyfoez (08/23/2015) [-]
I remember reading that pineapple juice can also relieve the burn. I'm not sure how true that is or to what extent that works.
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#537 to #124 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
well, pineapple takes off some cells of your tongue, so it could work
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User avatar #60 to #58 - swigs [OP](08/22/2015) [-]
You ever took the big boy?
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User avatar #62 to #60 - hankhillofthe (08/22/2015) [-]
Not in the spicy foods way.
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User avatar #65 to #62 - swigs [OP](08/22/2015) [-]
I've seen your webm's and can definantly say, you are the big boy, good for you man.
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#535 to #65 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
for you
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User avatar #260 to #57 - ffdanielson (08/23/2015) [-]
Sour cream. seriously, have a small tub of it and a serving spoon already dipped into it. Sour cream and milk are maybe the best things you can do.
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User avatar #518 to #57 - gotthembarrels (08/23/2015) [-]
NO! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE DRINK MILK WITH THIS PEPPER!!! FOR GODS SAKES READ THIS.
You NEED to avoid drinking milk at all cost when eating a superhot chilie pod. Bread is the ONLY safe thing to eat. The reason is, is because I will be honest this pepper will ruin your insides. I have plenty of experience with hot peppers and believe me, milk will make it SO much worse. Milk sits heavy in the stomach and you are already going to have a serious case of indigestion, Likely the worst you will ever experience.

You need to eat a lot of bread before hand, as it will absorb the capsicums oils, and eat bread after for the same reason. This pepper WILL hurt you, and milk wont help at this stage. Please just for the love of god DON"T DRINK MILK WITH THIS.
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#108 to #57 - alexanderh (08/23/2015) [-]
Other than dairy products, white bread is also very nice.
For spicy food in general, though, beer goes well with it. Especially mexican stuff like Sol.
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User avatar #489 to #57 - nanako ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Heed this advice well.

Capsaicin binds to lipids.

In order to get rid of the spiciness, yoghurt or milk might work. Thick cream will work better. But for the best removal, you want to drink straight cooking oil. or eat lard
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User avatar #265 to #57 - danniegurl (08/23/2015) [-]
also peanut butter apparently helps.
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User avatar #554 to #55 - teddybearlove (08/23/2015) [-]
Dude, tobasco is a mild hot sauce. It has some kick to it but nothing that lasts for very long. This pepper will kick your ass for HOURS. It's on a whole new ****** level man. Like if this were to be a building it would be in space while everything else are skyscrapers.

I love spicy food and pride myself at the way I handle them. But that pepper...
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User avatar #128 to #51 - maxismahname (08/23/2015) [-]
Do you know how this would compare to a habanero? I popped a habanero once and it hurt for about 15 minutes, and ******** didn't hurt too badly. I consume lots of hot sauce, and stuff like tapatio and tabasco doesn't even sting.

The habanero was ******* intense, I have to admit. I didn't have any dairy products, only water, which provided very temporary relief, so it could have gone a lot better. I wanna try this pepper some day and I want to know if I am even able to comprehend the heat of this one.
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User avatar #244 to #128 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Habeneros range from 80,000 to 300,000 scovilles, most in the low 100k. These average 1.6 million, so over ten times as hot.
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User avatar #543 to #128 - jittersfj (08/23/2015) [-]
This pepper is no joke. This is not a pepper you should ever consume straight up. People say that about the Ghost and Scorpion peppers and this pepper is 10 times as hot as those.
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#558 to #543 - maxismahname (08/23/2015) [-]
10 times hotter than ghost and Scorpion? I'm pretty sure that at that point, it'd be deadly. It's not that much hotter than the Ghost and Scorpion chilies, but it's about 5 times hotter than a habanero
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User avatar #266 to #51 - danniegurl (08/23/2015) [-]
I've got a grow kit for reapers. How bad are they compared to habaneros?
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User avatar #367 to #266 - derivat (08/23/2015) [-]
They're about 5-10 times as hot
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User avatar #154 to #51 - joshlol (08/23/2015) [-]
wouldn't you rather he's a complete amateur purely for entertainment values?
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#41 - totallytito ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
I'm more interested in the damage it will do to you on its way out.
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User avatar #44 to #41 - swigs [OP](08/22/2015) [-]
You're a good themed account, no ****** **** just goodness.
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User avatar #160 to #44 - zetsuboukamina (08/23/2015) [-]
He stopped his talking like Tito a while ago. It's not the same!
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User avatar #239 to #160 - sequel ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Just put "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say" before his comment.
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User avatar #336 to #239 - myreadyassyolk (08/23/2015) [-]
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, "Better out than in."
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#4 - mintyfreshmenthol (08/22/2015) [-]
hope your mouth and anus are made or steel
hope your mouth and anus are made or steel
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#8 to #4 - skelebones (08/22/2015) [-]
even then it wouldnt help... u can use this as a metal polish.
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User avatar #175 - swigs [OP](08/23/2015) [-]
**** it, 4000+ i'll eat 2 or 3 Reason it's so high is in hopes I don't get it
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User avatar #397 to #175 - iwantasubmarine (08/23/2015) [-]
Don't do this alone, I know someone who was in a coma cause he fainted while eating one and fell and hit his head on something, I think it was a table.
Yeah point is, don't underestimate these things, make sure you have someone to help you in case you go into shock.
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User avatar #680 to #397 - drpenguinz (09/05/2015) [-]
shh, dont tell him
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User avatar #552 to #175 - sourceror (08/23/2015) [-]
YOURE ******* DEAD KIDDO
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#197 to #175 - angryeggs (08/23/2015) [-]
They say that only two things in life are guaranteed. Death.....and fiery ***** . You sir, seem to be dancing with both. I will pray for your soul, and for your poor scorched butthole. I expect to see you in a medical textbook someday.
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User avatar #344 to #175 - tornwingsofangels (08/23/2015) [-]
I thumbed
Just doing my part.
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#551 to #175 - mastercolossus (08/23/2015) [-]
just over 300 thumbs left... hope you has good health insurance.
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#563 to #175 - klldarkness (08/23/2015) [-]
Haha! You're only 8 away! You are so ****** .
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#319 to #175 - noburt (08/23/2015) [-]
fokken pusi >>#6
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#467 to #175 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
you disgust me you pathetic thumb whore
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#218 to #175 - bebextasy (08/23/2015) [-]
RIP In pieces.. The picture represents the chili coming out of your bum.
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#181 to #175 - fillytickler (08/23/2015) [-]
Holy **** you're going to regret this. Start the video with opening the package.
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User avatar #207 to #175 - strawberrymoons (08/23/2015) [-]
2500+ and you eat 1 chilli and half a bag of sugarless gummy bears?
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User avatar #425 to #207 - minecraftlamer (08/23/2015) [-]
the wombo combo.
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User avatar #194 to #175 - sketchysketchist (08/23/2015) [-]
You know you can die from eating really spicy food, right?
You drown in your own mucus trying to cool you down.
So have plenty of Yogurt, cheese, ice cream, and milk handy.
None of the fat free **** either, it needs to be whole dairy or it won't help you.
And have 911 on speed dial just in case.
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#610 to #194 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
He'll most likely vomit before that happens. Then suffocates in his own vomit.
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#634 to #175 - johrny (08/23/2015) [-]
HAHAHA. OVER 4000
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#633 to #175 - canichaikait ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Hahaha, other people's pain is my turn on. more like other people's minor discomfort, I'm not that much of a sadist. But seriously Op, good luck, and Godspeed.
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#352 to #175 - blackscienceman (08/23/2015) [-]
I mean it has >2000 9 hours in. I wouldn't be so sure.
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User avatar #223 to #175 - chuckstein (08/23/2015) [-]
kek, dis ***** thinks 4000+ people go on FunnyJunk.
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#419 to #175 - listerthepessimist (08/23/2015) [-]
Make sure you have a few gallons of milk
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#560 to #175 - sesshii (08/23/2015) [-]
3833 now and counting... dis gon be gud!
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#350 to #175 - nowthatsedgy (08/23/2015) [-]
"There are faster ways to kill yourself."

like for real don't do it, maybe they won't be as hot 'cos they're dried but still.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb-QVfwCmYg
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User avatar #415 to #175 - braindeadmetalhead (08/23/2015) [-]
now we're ******* talking.
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User avatar #339 to #175 - blackholee (08/23/2015) [-]
you are going to die, I'm so sorry
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User avatar #570 to #175 - brandolf ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Brilliant, OP! I'm logging off, going up to the lab and thumbing on all the computers I can find.
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User avatar #556 to #175 - stardustdragonlord (08/23/2015) [-]
You're so ****** .
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#388 to #175 - jiltist (08/23/2015) [-]
5000+ and will you rub a little in your eyes? Crush it into lube and fondle your junk a bit? Squirt some into your asshole?
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User avatar #479 to #388 - destismad (08/23/2015) [-]
You're a ******* lunatic.

Let's get this man to 5000+.
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User avatar #478 to #388 - destismad (08/23/2015) [-]
You're a ******* lunatic.

Let's get this man to 5000+.
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#40 - thehardstudynot (08/22/2015) [-]
**** that.
I wanna see a video of you going to the ******* the day after.
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User avatar #49 to #40 - thesunpraiser (08/22/2015) [-]
Oh god, it'll be peanutbitter all over again.
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User avatar #52 - theruse (08/22/2015) [-]
"World's Hottest Chili Pepper in the World."
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User avatar #322 to #52 - pinecest (08/23/2015) [-]
Must've gone to the Redundancy School of Redundancy.
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#373 - thelastelephant (08/23/2015) [-]
Do you have any idea what happened the last time someone on FJ offered to hurt themselves for our entertainment?
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User avatar #398 to #373 - iwantasubmarine (08/23/2015) [-]
Where is that glorious bastard these days?
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User avatar #401 to #398 - thelastelephant (08/23/2015) [-]
I wish I knew
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#407 to #373 - rohedje (08/23/2015) [-]
**rohedje used "*roll picture*"**
**rohedje rolled image** He became a legend.
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#97 - swigs [OP](08/23/2015) [-]
U fookin know it m8
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User avatar #441 to #97 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Blaze it
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