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#7 - gloriouschad (09/23/2015) [-]
Reasons why I donate blood.
1. My blood saved their life, they owe me.
2. Since I'm in them and they have sex, that means I'm having sex.
Pretty stupid reasons tbh.
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User avatar #53 to #7 - supahsayin (09/24/2015) [-]
I got free movie tickets, but it kinda backfired since I already worked at a movie theatre.
User avatar #69 to #53 - richardgrayson (09/24/2015) [-]
I donate blood, mostly because I wanna help people however I can. Also, they usually give me In-n-out giftcards and sandwiches.
User avatar #37 to #7 - hugsta (09/24/2015) [-]
I do it for the free cookies.
User avatar #38 to #37 - gloriouschad (09/24/2015) [-]
Any specific cookies you get?
#42 to #38 - hugsta (09/24/2015) [-]
It varies depending where I do it, but most places tend to have some variety of these delicious thingies. I don't know if it's the same everywhere, but I've done it in 3 different places and they encouraged me to eat as many cookies & biscuits and such as I could, and drink tons of juice. Basically trying to raise your blood sugar and stop you passing out.
User avatar #92 to #42 - jaydudereborn ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
Where the **** are you getting tim tams? They give me kit kats when I donate.
#87 to #42 - slyforawhiteguy (09/24/2015) [-]
**slyforawhiteguy used "*roll picture*"**
**slyforawhiteguy rolled image**tim tams= cocaine
NFL final+ specials+ tim tams= 100% to overdose until next year

TFW i love tim tams
User avatar #47 to #42 - gloriouschad (09/24/2015) [-]
Neato, I usually get a coke or soda before I donate (they have drinks available) and while they ask questions. I'm planning to donate some Friday and a kidney sometime this year.
#66 to #47 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
why a kidney?
User avatar #67 to #66 - gloriouschad (09/24/2015) [-]
Can't donate any other organs anonymously. Plus because (this is going to sound really ******* stupid, and I do mean really ******* stupid) I'm bored and thought it'd be funny.
#9 - jonnyfrosty (09/23/2015) [-]
"In science fiction, humans are the race whose goal is to get along with every other race"
User avatar #33 to #9 - wimwam (09/24/2015) [-]
Soon as I saw that one I expected this comment. In fact I scrolled down just to check my sanity before pressing the arrow key
#32 to #9 - ellasmjer (09/24/2015) [-]
but the xeno ***** wont praise the emperor, what else can they do but to kill the heretics!?
#1 - comicironic (09/23/2015) [-]
Because wearing a bikini is a consensual reveal.
Why are you so okay going out on the street but hate it when people look in your windows at home?
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#39 to #1 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
technically as long as both of them the viewer is on public property, it's legal.
User avatar #34 to #1 - sirosd (09/24/2015) [-]
Well, it's mostly because JOHN CENA

No but really, it's because when wearing a bikini they prepared for it, and both lost weight (if possible) and shaved any visible hair
User avatar #40 to #34 - ILIEKPEPSEE (09/24/2015) [-]
and how did I guess that at least one of those spoilers was gonna be THE SPANISH INQUISITION
User avatar #48 to #40 - coffinsalesman (09/24/2015) [-]
This spoiler abuse is getting really Never gonna give you up!
User avatar #70 to #48 - thickfingers ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
The Game
#128 to #70 - hardjunk (09/24/2015) [-]
nyes
nyes
#131 to #70 - coffinsalesman (09/24/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
**coffinsalesman used "*roll picture*"**
**coffinsalesman rolled image** I lost
User avatar #130 to #48 - gabikak (09/24/2015) [-]
͜ʖ
User avatar #60 to #1 - baditch (09/24/2015) [-]
That's a pretty good analogy actually
#122 to #1 - eddymatagallos (09/24/2015) [-]
Being consensual is obviously not the reason, or else people wouldn't be embarassed by going outside in underwear, which as you mention doesn't happen and the reason it doesn't is exactly embarrassment.

So the reason for the embarrassment is merely because something is culturally habitual and the other isn't, and people feel embarrassed by being/acting different to the common behaviour.

It seems to me most people who thumbed you up, didn't really think it through.
#28 to #1 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
They mean it's funny that bras and bikinis are similar. I don't think they should be fully interchangeable for my own viewing purposes, it's just a mild thing of note.
#35 to #28 - comicironic (09/24/2015) [-]
I understand the comparison between a bikini and a bra, thanks.
The explanation is still the same - if someone is seen wearing a bikini, it's normally because they're deliberately in public like that and therefore okay with it.
#117 to #35 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
But people also get embarrassed when going outside in underwear deliberately.
#118 to #117 - comicironic (09/24/2015) [-]
Who goes outside in underwear deliberately?
#123 to #118 - eddymatagallos (09/24/2015) [-]
Nobody, because that would be embarrassing.
#132 to #118 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
I've had to when taking out the bins before now. And as the other guy said, women still would find it embarasing in underwear regardless of whether they wanted to go out or not.
#133 to #132 - comicironic (09/24/2015) [-]
But that's an obligation that makes you go outside in your underwear, it's different to choosing to go outside in your underwear.
#136 to #133 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Exactly. By your logic in your original comment, women could choose to go outside in their underwear and not be embarrassed. In actuality, they choose not to because the underwear itself is embarrassing, and this post was pointing out that it's strange that women are more comfortable going out in their bikinis than their underwear.

Face it dude, women cray.
#137 to #136 - comicironic (09/24/2015) [-]
>By your logic in your original comment, women could choose to go outside in their underwear and not be embarrassed.

Sure they could, and some of them do. Look up stuff like No Pants Day, or people who pose in underwear for modelling which then gets shown in public.
The reason I asked you who would go outside in underwear deliberately is so that you'd clarify whether or not someone was being MADE to go out in underwear.
#138 to #137 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Well obviously some women are going to feel more comfortable being in underwear if they're used to it or other people are doing it. Are you honestly going to tell me that you could go out in underwear right now and not feel embarrassed?

Also, I don't see what your second statement has to do with anything. If the only time someone went out in underwear was because they had to, it probably means the underwear itself is embarrassing.
#139 to #138 - comicironic (09/24/2015) [-]
But the point is that most of the situations in which women wear bikinis are situations in which they intend people to see them, and the reverse is true for underwear.
Then there are also situations where women mean to be seen in underwear and don't get embarrassed, and don't mean to be seen in a bikini and do get embarrassed.

The fact that they both cover the same stuff should be evidence that it's more the context than what's being written.
#43 to #35 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
You imply it's not common knowledge that someone changing their clothes or who's in their underwear might not want to be seen, thanks.
User avatar #68 to #1 - improbablyyourdad ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
Because I don't walk outside naked with a boner?
#111 to #68 - ainise (09/24/2015) [-]
Well why the **** not?
User avatar #8 to #1 - jonnyfrosty (09/23/2015) [-]
Thats a really good simile
User avatar #14 to #8 - talpss (09/23/2015) [-]
I think it might actually be a metaphor since he didn't say like. Or an idiom. Or maybe a hyperbole...?
#20 to #14 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
It's a metaphor
User avatar #22 to #20 - talpss (09/23/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's an analogy.
#19 to #14 - comicironic (09/23/2015) [-]
It's neither a metaphor or a simile, but an analogy.
User avatar #21 to #19 - talpss (09/23/2015) [-]
That's it, thank you.
User avatar #15 to #14 - jonnyfrosty (09/23/2015) [-]
Its just the first thing google translate spat out m8 idgaf
User avatar #17 to #15 - talpss (09/23/2015) [-]
Don't have to be so mean.
User avatar #11 to #1 - listerthepessimist (09/23/2015) [-]
If people wanna watch me jack off that's their call
#16 to #11 - comicironic (09/23/2015) [-]
But what if they steal your Netflix through the window?
People could be having sex on your lawn without paying a penny!
#2 - gigabowzer ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
"almost a 100% chance..."

So, less than a 100% chance...
User avatar #12 - dawinnamon (09/23/2015) [-]
If you meet a girl with big boobs and you want to get with her after flirting for a while ask her about whether or not her large breasts are a burden. It'll open up your conversation to more intimate things and she will actually want to do that because women in my experience love to complain about things.
User avatar #113 to #12 - Dember (09/24/2015) [-]
. . . Yep.
No, actually, as someone with female parts I can completely agree that this is 100% accurate, and a tactic likely to work pretty well in most cases.

We -- those of us who have half a brain and a conscience at least -- don't necessarily "like" to complain, but we do like to talk about things that make us feel bad.
Because having someone to talk to who cares enough to listen makes us feel less bad.

Just being willing to, even if you don't really want to, is a thoughtful gesture - and those of us (with a pulse) honestly do appreciate it.


Good luck gettin that big boob gal of your dreams, bros.
User avatar #125 to #113 - luqmanr (09/24/2015) [-]
forget big boobs, I can't even get any girl
#140 to #125 - Dember (09/25/2015) [-]
Get a dog then. Way more loyal than most people anyway, not gonna lie.
#105 - sinonyx (09/24/2015) [-]
wolves, here's 20 copper, just walk around in these woods and kill whoever gets near you
User avatar #112 to #105 - thechosentroll (09/24/2015) [-]
Usually, the explanation for that **** is that the animals ate someone and accidentally swallowed some gold. It's easy to swallow a gold ring when you bite someones' fingers off.
#114 to #112 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
"excuse me while I fondle this dead dogs digestive tract for treasure"
User avatar #124 to #112 - megaton ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
what about that iron sword of enhanced attack speed. how the **** did he eat that? or was it just stuck in his teeth
User avatar #127 to #124 - thechosentroll (09/24/2015) [-]
Nah, it's just become a trend for wolves to try their hand at adventuring. You killed one that was following its' dreams.
User avatar #120 to #112 - nopenopejustnope (09/24/2015) [-]
nonono they keep that in their fine sewed sacks.
User avatar #23 - pathesisx (09/23/2015) [-]
they all good except the last one is more like. Bra and underwear aren't meant to be seen, but woman wear bikinis cause they WANT to be seen in them.
#27 to #23 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
yeah but nobody wants to see you in either
User avatar #77 to #27 - truezen (09/24/2015) [-]
rekt
User avatar #64 - machineemperor (09/24/2015) [-]
not going to lie: i never thought about the enemy's carrying gold because the villain hired them to kill you.
User avatar #94 to #64 - clannadqs (09/24/2015) [-]
I mean, what game are we talking about? Pretty sure if the global currency is gold in a world even the bad guys would have to get by somehow. Like, in World of Warcraft there is no way that level 1 troll I just **** on was paid gold to kill my level 100.
#54 - seemerollin (09/24/2015) [-]
All I could think about with the video game monsters is some of the Draugrs in Skyrim got 			******		 ripped off after getting paid 2-3 gold to take down the dragonborn. Some of them didn't even get paid at all.   
   
#draugrlivesmatter
All I could think about with the video game monsters is some of the Draugrs in Skyrim got ****** ripped off after getting paid 2-3 gold to take down the dragonborn. Some of them didn't even get paid at all.

#draugrlivesmatter
User avatar #74 to #54 - truezen (09/24/2015) [-]
ur funny
User avatar #79 to #74 - punkeryo (09/24/2015) [-]
*u're
User avatar #80 to #79 - truezen (09/24/2015) [-]
ur funny
User avatar #81 to #80 - punkeryo (09/24/2015) [-]
tanks
User avatar #82 to #81 - truezen (09/24/2015) [-]
ur welcome
User avatar #72 to #54 - angelojuusan (09/24/2015) [-]
They got those cool swords though...sure they're rusty after centuries of non-use, but come on. Cool swords. And axes. And bows that are somehow better then what most bandits use. Some of them even got to learn sweet magic and awesome shouty stuff. I mean, they picked up some stuff. Not resellable stuff, but stuff.
User avatar #73 to #72 - seemerollin (09/24/2015) [-]
I can't argue with that.
User avatar #75 to #72 - truezen (09/24/2015) [-]
thumbed down for writing then instead of than

go kill yourself faggot
#76 to #75 - angelojuusan (09/24/2015) [-]
Knew I had this saved for a reason.
User avatar #78 to #76 - truezen (09/24/2015) [-]
you should post it with every comment you make
#95 - thechosentroll (09/24/2015) [-]
Not all science fiction.
#135 to #95 - willindor (09/24/2015) [-]
>WH40K
>Fiction
User avatar #65 - warzon (09/24/2015) [-]
So that's why slimes have gold.
#86 - mankey (09/24/2015) [-]
No, in *Utopian* sci-fi, humans are the race whose goal is to get along with every other race.

In *Dystopian* sci-fi, humans are usually getting their faces kicked in or are stomping another race into the dirt.
#121 - brenton (09/24/2015) [-]
I thought this chick had antennae.
#59 - largemuffins (09/24/2015) [-]
PURGE THE XENOS SCUM
User avatar #46 - nudybooty (09/24/2015) [-]
Last one: When a women is in bra and panties (aside from sex) she is changing or getting ready to shower, she's doing something she's not expecting someone to see her doing. In a bikini, shes all shaven, done everything to her body she wants to and is aware the pubic will see her.
#41 - madeofhydrogen ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
Remember kids
User avatar #84 to #41 - razerdude (09/24/2015) [-]
using my pic i see
#97 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Jesus that last one always makes me mad. Can you guys honestly say it's not even a bit more arousing to see a girl with bras/underwear than seeing a girl with bikinis?

User avatar #110 to #97 - mirukawa (09/24/2015) [-]
>anon
#115 to #110 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
I don't have an account. I just browse daily.
#63 - tendividedbysix (09/24/2015) [-]
And when you lose 1.5 shoes, what you've really lost is your balance.
User avatar #55 - Viceroy (09/24/2015) [-]
"Have you ever had sex?"
"Well, not to brag, but a dick filled with my blood has entered several women."
**** I'm lonely
#71 - trolololer (09/24/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** that's because smart, intelligent people write science fiction.
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