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#35 - helpmedudes (04/24/2014) [-]
I think it is because fuckin magic and shit.  Why didn't Voldemort just send out an owl to find Harry in Book Seven?  Why wouldn't the Ministry just look for a big fucking hippogriff?    MAGIC N SHIT.
I think it is because fuckin magic and shit. Why didn't Voldemort just send out an owl to find Harry in Book Seven? Why wouldn't the Ministry just look for a big fucking hippogriff? MAGIC N SHIT.
User avatar #38 to #35 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2014) [-]
Why did Voldemort feel the need to use the killing curse on Harry? He was a fucking baby; you could pick him up wrong and kill him.
User avatar #43 to #38 - zomaru (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, He knew the prophecy, that their son (and technically one other) would be the only one who could stand against him and kill him. So he decided to go with the old favorite "There's no better kill then overkill."
User avatar #44 to #43 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2014) [-]
Dropping him down that flight of stairs would have been overkill...
User avatar #46 to #44 - zomaru (04/24/2014) [-]
He got caught in the moment, but either way he couldn't kill Harry no matter what he did, so he could have thrown Harry into rush hour traffic and he still would have survived because of the charm his mother cast.
User avatar #60 to #46 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Dead Alive AKA Braindead (1992) FULL MOVIE

Go to 57:30 if it doesn't start there.

You've just made me think of Voldemort going full on RAW vs Smackdown on the little shit, throwing him down the stairs, stomping on him throwing him into the wall and shit, just wrecking the entire house trying to beat the crap out of the baby Harry.
User avatar #47 to #46 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the charm protected him from magic...
User avatar #50 to #47 - helpmedudes (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, he could have just picked him up wrong to kill him. I still think part of his psychosis is not to get his hands dirty though. He thinks he is "above it all" and a muggle would kill a baby that way.
User avatar #48 to #47 - zomaru (04/24/2014) [-]
Actually it protected him from dying through direct intervention from the same person that killed his mother. At least, that's how my girlfriend described it I believe, I never actually read the series.
User avatar #49 to #48 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2014) [-]
I only read the last book, and it's been months since I've seen the movies. Oh well.
User avatar #41 to #38 - helpmedudes (04/24/2014) [-]
I know this is a rhetorical plot-hole question, but I like to psycho-analyze literary characters, and it seems that Voldemort had Narcissistic Personality Disorder and even Histrionic Personality Disorder, which may account for why he tried to kill Harry the way he did, and why he would not kill him in the future when given so many opportunities.
(Taken right from Wikipedia) Symptoms of NPD
Expects to be recognized as superior and special, without superior accomplishments
Expects constant attention, admiration and positive reinforcement from others
Envies others and believes others envy him/her
Is preoccupied with thoughts and fantasies of great success, enormous attractiveness, power, intelligence
Lacks the ability to empathize with the feelings or desires of others
Is arrogant in attitudes and behavior
Has expectations of special treatment that are unrealistic
User avatar #39 to #38 - AnomynousUser (04/24/2014) [-]
(Talking about in the first movie when Harry was a baby, if anyone missed that)
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