Those Mornings
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aizeinstein (10/02/2015) [-] That's because you go to sleep without an empty bladder. It's pressure causes the blood to accumulate in your penis Just piss before going to bed and most of your morning boners will go away.
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Sasher (10/02/2015) [-] This is actually not true. Or at least, not confirmed.
"Morning erections are technically nighttime erections (or Nocturnal Penile Tumescence) which happen three to five times per night. They usually pop up (pun intended) during periods of Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs) and last around 30 minutes each."
I know this because I've looked it up before thinking my bladder to be the cause, and while it is a possibility, it is unlikely to be the case.
"Morning erections are technically nighttime erections (or Nocturnal Penile Tumescence) which happen three to five times per night. They usually pop up (pun intended) during periods of Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs) and last around 30 minutes each."
I know this because I've looked it up before thinking my bladder to be the cause, and while it is a possibility, it is unlikely to be the case.
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aizeinstein (10/02/2015) [-] That's an explanation for the REM stage but there's also non-REM stage. Btw there's no single cause to get an erection.
There's this;
"... erections occur more readily when the bladder is full than when the bladder is empty."
annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=686428
Sauce is for subscribers and you can't find the part I quoted in the abstract. But if you have doubts, google the part I quoted and you'll see that it will point you to the article.
Also from the wiki page you quoted;
Evidence supporting the possibility that a full bladder can stimulate an erection has existed for some time and is characterized as a 'reflex erection'. The nerves that control a man’s ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral nerves (S2-S4) of the spinal cord.[4] A full bladder is known to mildly stimulate nerves in the same region.
From I gathered, there isn't a consensus about the cause of morning wood in scientific community. But I also couldn't find many articles about this because google results were mostly about erectile dysfunction, prostate gland problems etc.
But from my personal experience, since I started to piss before going to sleep, my morning woods lowered in number.
I summon thee, bioexplain for a second opinion. Can a full bladder cause the morning wood? An article source would be nice.
There's this;
"... erections occur more readily when the bladder is full than when the bladder is empty."
annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=686428
Sauce is for subscribers and you can't find the part I quoted in the abstract. But if you have doubts, google the part I quoted and you'll see that it will point you to the article.
Also from the wiki page you quoted;
Evidence supporting the possibility that a full bladder can stimulate an erection has existed for some time and is characterized as a 'reflex erection'. The nerves that control a man’s ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral nerves (S2-S4) of the spinal cord.[4] A full bladder is known to mildly stimulate nerves in the same region.
From I gathered, there isn't a consensus about the cause of morning wood in scientific community. But I also couldn't find many articles about this because google results were mostly about erectile dysfunction, prostate gland problems etc.
But from my personal experience, since I started to piss before going to sleep, my morning woods lowered in number.
I summon thee, bioexplain for a second opinion. Can a full bladder cause the morning wood? An article source would be nice.
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bioexplain (10/02/2015) [-] Really mate? I was having a lovely evening with my wife, having dinner and just enjoying the peace. Suddenly I get a notification, one of the very few summons I get. So I beamed in joyful glee expecting something to absolutely incredible where we can all learn something amazing, and what do I get? "Can a full bladder cause the morning wood?" **** my life.
I'll give you the answer in the morning. Stay put.
I'll give you the answer in the morning. Stay put.
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aizeinstein (10/02/2015) [-] **** , man. I didn't wanna cause that. Forgive my wording, but I really am curious. Could it help if I said nocturnal penile tumescence instead of morning wood?
I assure you, this is purely scientific curiosity.
I assure you, this is purely scientific curiosity.
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bioexplain (10/05/2015) [-] There has not been enough research conducted on this particular subject. I'm not surprised to be honest. It's quite specific and it's pretty difficult to design a suitable experiment to measure this. But fear not, I'll find an answer.
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tittylovin (10/01/2015) [-] Another comic about how hard it is to wake up. Just because it's relatable doesn't make it funny.
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cantexplain (10/02/2015) [-] And here is another faggot. Just because he's a faggot, doesn't mean he's a faggot In all seriousnes I don't kno why all the reddies. #1 comment maybe? I thumbed you up buddy. Have one imaginary internet point, it's on me!
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marthana (10/02/2015) [-] I agree with you, alot of comics/vines/videos/imagecomps/whatever seem to think that as long as something is relateable, it instantly equals humor. I don't see the reason for all the red thumbs, **** like OP's comic is unfunny and holds no real value besides the initial feeling of "LOL TRUUUUU XDD"
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unclelunchbox (10/02/2015) [-] Why don't you pitch me an idea for a comic that is "actually funny", go ahead, I wanna see what YOU could come up with
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kevinenter ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-] Another comment complaining about something based on opinion. Just because you're bitching doesn't make you right.
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kevinenter ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-] They're for opinions. Not for being a dick because your opinion doesn't match someone elses.
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tittylovin (10/02/2015) [-] "This comic isn't funny, here's why" = literally worse than Satan?
Dude wut
Dude wut
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canichaikait [OP](10/01/2015) [-] What's funny isn't so much the topic, but the exaggeration in which it is depicted.
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tittylovin (10/01/2015) [-] Yeah and that was nice maybe the first few times. How many times can you actually enjoy the same ******* joke over and over.
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plasterboy (10/02/2015) [-] Dude your name is tittylovin. And your argument is something that is seen multiple times makes it less stimulating to the point where it's not enjoyable. Tell me, do titties abide by that rule?
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thesecretbear (10/02/2015) [-] Go outside. I find that helps you to enjoy things even on the internet a bit more.
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animedudej (10/02/2015) [-] dracula waking up like: "what century is it? oh damn are those crusaders at it again?"
"no, sir its a group calling themselves "ISIS" of the islamic faith"
"no, sir its a group calling themselves "ISIS" of the islamic faith"
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synthane (10/02/2015) [-] I think I am in the minority of people whose favorite time of day is immediately after waking up.
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seras (10/02/2015) [-] Ah, yiss! ************* VanHeist.
Trivia: Didi has no bellybutton because she grew out of Gogos side.
Trivia: Didi has no bellybutton because she grew out of Gogos side.
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brothergrimm (10/02/2015) [-] Gaaahhh don't give it away! i was gonna make him read the comics to find out!
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brothergrimm (10/02/2015) [-] My picture is Gogo. She's also the grumpy one in the bed. The one singing is her "twin sister" Didi. If you actually go through his whole gallery it tells you how she came into being. ****** weird but awesome
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brothergrimm (10/02/2015) [-] This is Gogo now. I usually don't like built chicks but merciful Odin..... Dat ass.....
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meganinja (10/02/2015) [-] Try getting more sleep. I get about 3 to 4 hours of sleep a day (at least the days I work) and I don't complain about it. I have plenty of opportunity to go to bed earlier, but I choose not to. I get up fine and go to work perfectly fine.
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wadethegreat (10/02/2015) [-] If this is true I dont know how you do it. Me myself, I'm a huge pussy when It comes to sleep. I work hard when it comes to my job. Doesnt mean I dont feel like **** without my 7 hours.
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defski ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-] I feel blessed to not have this problem. Guys, a healthy diet helps. And don't forget to drink water.
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-] Why would drinking water help.
Also it doesn't matter what I do nevause of reasons
I'm just curious why it would help
Also it doesn't matter what I do nevause of reasons
I'm just curious why it would help
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aejann (10/02/2015) [-] I used to work as a cashier early in the mornings, so my default personality when I'm tired is really smiley and social.
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kookiefrankus (10/02/2015) [-] Shameless ad Get the sleep monitoring app on your phone. After the first 3 uses you actually improve... That or you crash and burn because you inhaled coffee right before sleeping
