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Submitted: 10/12/2013
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#30 - syntheticwatermelo (10/17/2013) [-]
OP is a phaggot.
#26 - thehumor (10/13/2013) [-]
I haven't seen the movie looks ****** to me

But apparently creatures evolved insanely in only 1000 years?

********
#19 - verycoolcat (10/13/2013) [-]
Detroit would of been a perfectly acceptable answer also.
#18 - sofiesoflam (10/13/2013) [-]
Everything evolved to kill humans, because humans weren't present, and evolution works by evolving to be perfect at killing things that aren't around. ****** movie.
#25 to #18 - lstimpact (10/13/2013) [-]
Welllll at risk of a spoiler  The evolutions of Earth's creatures were put there by aliens in an epic war as an attempt to kill off all humans on Earth, which worked and so they abandoned the planet
Welllll at risk of a spoiler The evolutions of Earth's creatures were put there by aliens in an epic war as an attempt to kill off all humans on Earth, which worked and so they abandoned the planet
User avatar #20 to #18 - malific (10/13/2013) [-]
Liberal Environmentalism at it's best. Humans are bad for the Earth, so it trains everything on it to keep them away.
User avatar #16 - poniesareghey (10/13/2013) [-]
Okay I mean Detroit doesn't even have a single dollar.
#15 - mbasm (10/13/2013) [-]
I just watched that abortion of a movie...
#13 - yosemitesamsboner (10/13/2013) [-]
**** you all AUSTRAILIA
User avatar #28 to #13 - burgermeatt (10/13/2013) [-]
Australia*
User avatar #11 - rockmanfan (10/12/2013) [-]
honestly i think detroit is worse.
#17 to #11 - mbasm (10/13/2013) [-]
As a man who grew up in Detroit, I can agree with you. Detroit has 3.5 ******* a day.
#21 to #17 - notyaoming (10/13/2013) [-]
How do you half ****** somebody? Do you just get tired half way through and go home?
#29 to #21 - mbasm (10/13/2013) [-]
It's averaged. Some days have 4 ******* , some have 3.
User avatar #27 to #21 - sirbutterballs (10/13/2013) [-]
Chop a wo/man in half at 11:59 PM. They bleed out at 12:05 AM
User avatar #22 to #21 - kerfufflemachtwo (10/13/2013) [-]
No, it happens right at midnight, so they call it on both days.
#23 to #22 - notyaoming (10/13/2013) [-]
Makes sense.
User avatar #8 - spazzycat (10/12/2013) [-]
I went to chicago and loved it. Is this joke about the city or the area surrounding it? Because I always hear about how dangerous it is.
User avatar #10 to #8 - JENNAY (10/12/2013) [-]
It's about the city from people who have never been here
Southwest side is the worst of it but then there are areas like fricking Michigan avenue. City's kind of the visualization of prissy rich to ghetto dangerous and everything in between
User avatar #5 - misfitsftw (10/12/2013) [-]
*australia
User avatar #4 - foelkera (10/12/2013) [-]
After Earth was ******* stupid, birds don't evolve to be ******* 20 foot tall ************ over the course of 1000 years
User avatar #24 to #4 - zeropunt (10/13/2013) [-]
So, what do you think, maybe 2000 years?
User avatar #14 to #4 - guidedhand (10/13/2013) [-]
well we rapidly changed cattle, dogs and cat. Depending on the environment id say its plausible
User avatar #12 to #4 - gux (10/12/2013) [-]
and how could everything on earth evolve to kill humans if there hasn't been humans for 1000's of years?
User avatar #9 to #4 - qwarthos (10/12/2013) [-]
maybe magic did it
#7 to #4 - ihateemo (10/12/2013) [-]
I know right, **** Hollywood and their silly lies!
User avatar #1 - fitchy ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I can confirm this notion as true.
#2 to #1 - taurusguy ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Were you there sucking OP's dick?
User avatar #3 to #2 - zakaizer (10/12/2013) [-]
No, but I was, pretty sure I saw fitchy hiding away in the plant in the corner, occasionally chewing one of the leaves.
User avatar #6 to #3 - fitchy ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
wut?
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