This makes me sad actually. .
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#4 - Absolute Madman (08/12/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Now he's a walk.
User avatar #7 to #6 - helterskeletor (08/12/2014) [-]
grasswalker now
#1 - Absolute Madman (08/12/2014) [+] (17 replies)
I use to do this to butterflies... what doth hell yield for thy soul.
#12 - bemmo (08/12/2014) [-]
As a child watching this, I just thought that there were some violent insect children around in a gang or something that brutally mutilated this poor guy.   
20 years. I am 20 			*******		 years old, and I only just realised that the sign was talking about a human kid.
As a child watching this, I just thought that there were some violent insect children around in a gang or something that brutally mutilated this poor guy.
20 years. I am 20 ******* years old, and I only just realised that the sign was talking about a human kid.
#17 - doctorprofessornv (08/12/2014) [+] (18 replies)
You want to know the true nature of a man? Place under his command the fate of a lesser being, and observe what he does with said responsibility.
#16 - Absolute Madman (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I played "war" with Ants, and pretended my hands were giant mechanical Crab things... And I went round squishing them until my garden pavement resembled No man's land. The cracks in the pavement were little trenches now that I think about it
User avatar #43 to #16 - psykobear (08/13/2014) [-]
What... the **** ?
User avatar #9 - mosaicbrain (08/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Be me, about 8 years old
>Malicious hellspawn with a thirst for insect blood, especially abusive towards snails and slugs
>One day keeping this here "pet" snail at the daycare, name him Paul
>About to get picked up
>Agree with myself that the now-domesticated Paul will not survive
the long night without me around
>Decide to end his misery
>Find a huge rock and goes to crush my ex-pet
>Go find all my mates to show them my squishy kill
>Few weeks later, find a horde of slugs in the gravelled ground
>Bloodlustintensifies
>Agree with myself that they must be wanting to commit suicide as they're not in the grass despite being surrounded by it and agree to assist them
>Proceed to pour salt over them
>One survives
>"You dare defy your Lord and Savior?"
>Decide he must be punished for going against my will
>Find a stick, poke it through him
>Splat is everywhere, gather my friends so they can watch
>I laugh. And I sing. "Pun-ish him, pun-ish him~!"

I was Mosaic the Slug-Slayer, Killer of Hermaphroditic Mollusks.
But there's a morale to this brutal story:
I lied. There is no morale.
Sorry.
User avatar #2 - malkotay (08/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
if this gif of a nonexisting fictional animal affects you emotionally you are per definition Not a sociopath, congrats

User avatar #59 - zourch (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i use to kill grasshoppers rip there heads off, take pieces of stick, jab the twigs through
there heads and plant the the them in the sand as warnings to other grasshoppers.
I have no mercy for insects
#50 - shadowbreech (08/13/2014) [-]
I was hanging out at a friend's house about a week or 2 ago and learned that those wings aren't just for show...   
I learned the big roaches can fly when 2 inch 			******		 landed on my neck...   
I became a 6'2" little girl for about 15 minutes after we killed it and can still feel my skin crawl in that spot, as I type this...
I was hanging out at a friend's house about a week or 2 ago and learned that those wings aren't just for show...
I learned the big roaches can fly when 2 inch ****** landed on my neck...
I became a 6'2" little girl for about 15 minutes after we killed it and can still feel my skin crawl in that spot, as I type this...
#35 - justaredshirt (08/13/2014) [-]
I will only kill a bug if I cannot capture and release it or if it a bug that stings or bites. Even then I go for the sure kill. Anything else is a sign of being a psychopath.
User avatar #58 - mcstorms (08/13/2014) [-]
When I see bugs I only kill them if I consider them a threat or they get too close. It also depends on the situation. For instance I once called my dad from my room on my cell phone so that he could come and kill a bee. However when presented with a similar bee that was near my 6 year old brother I killed the **** with my bare hands. Also I see spiders in my house all the time usually in their web, but if they move to close to me I will kill them.
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