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This is why I hate group projects.

III: -at VIRGIN II' 11x59 AM (if 100% I
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#88 - cookiecoketwo has deleted their comment [-]
#85 - FatherPedobear (10/15/2013) [-]
Why scratch out the name of someone who isn't real?
#82 - wtfduud ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Why would you need multiple people to make a single powerpoint presentation?
User avatar #91 to #82 - noideawhatimdoing (10/15/2013) [-]
An example:
Group project to read and teach a chapter from the textbook. Group of 4.
Divide said chapter by 4, do notes and get to know 1/4 of chapter very well -do that section of power point so you know it inside and out for questions.

But in all cases where iv had this i just end up cleaning up the abomination they send me


#66 - wickkles (10/15/2013) [-]
Same 						****					 happened to me.   
   
>Be me   
>I go to local arcade to play DDR all the time   
>I see new employee   
>All the employees know me because I go there too much   
>"I gotta go say hi and introduce myself!"   
>"Hello miss, my-"   
>"I have a boyfriend."   
>"That's just 						*******					 great! Anyways, I'm wickkles and have no interest in dating you."   
>Walk away   
   
I haven't seen her since then.
Same **** happened to me.

>Be me
>I go to local arcade to play DDR all the time
>I see new employee
>All the employees know me because I go there too much
>"I gotta go say hi and introduce myself!"
>"Hello miss, my-"
>"I have a boyfriend."
>"That's just ******* great! Anyways, I'm wickkles and have no interest in dating you."
>Walk away

I haven't seen her since then.
#83 to #66 - throatpunchasheep (10/15/2013) [-]
I once had a similar experience in a supermarket. I walked up to a female employ, looking for tomato sauce.   
Me: " Hi, would you.."   
Her:" I'm not interested, i have a boyfriend."   
   
Then she walked away. Its 						*******					 baffling i mean you work in a supermarket, people are going to 						*******					 talk to you.
I once had a similar experience in a supermarket. I walked up to a female employ, looking for tomato sauce.
Me: " Hi, would you.."
Her:" I'm not interested, i have a boyfriend."

Then she walked away. Its ******* baffling i mean you work in a supermarket, people are going to ******* talk to you.
User avatar #92 to #83 - bassline (10/15/2013) [-]
She was probably just trying to get out of doing any work
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#72 to #66 - cookiecoketwo has deleted their comment [-]
#74 to #72 - wickkles (10/15/2013) [-]
What the 						****					 bro. Did you knock her the 						****					 out?
What the **** bro. Did you knock her the **** out?
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#75 to #74 - cookiecoketwo has deleted their comment [-]
#76 to #75 - wickkles (10/15/2013) [-]
That's just... I can't even man.
That's just... I can't even man.
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#77 to #76 - cookiecoketwo has deleted their comment [-]
#111 to #77 - wickkles (10/15/2013) [-]
What a dumb 						****					.
What a dumb **** .
#67 to #66 - alexandervascus (10/15/2013) [-]
I can't stand women who are like that.   
   
Me: I'M BEING 						*******					 CIVIL, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M NOT BEING CIVIL
I can't stand women who are like that.

Me: I'M BEING ******* CIVIL, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M NOT BEING CIVIL
#68 to #67 - wickkles (10/15/2013) [-]
Can't be nice to bitches without "flirting."
Can't be nice to bitches without "flirting."
User avatar #81 to #68 - canuto ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
What are your .gifs from?
#112 to #81 - wickkles (10/15/2013) [-]
Alice Madness returns.
Alice Madness returns.
User avatar #102 to #81 - EdwardNigma (10/15/2013) [-]
Alice: Madness Returns.
#101 to #81 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
They're from the game called Alice Madness Returns
#80 to #68 - alexandervascus (10/15/2013) [-]
So damn defensive, really rustles my jimmies.
#61 - toncheky (10/15/2013) [-]
He couldn't have handled it better.
#59 - fedesvin (10/15/2013) [-]
Hahahaha! This made me laugh Funny on FJ WOOOH!
User avatar #47 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
Dude I battle the urge to do this every ******* day. Especially when people talk to me on facebook and end every second sentence with an 'x'. Want to tell them point blank I'm not interested and then I'm like "Woah Jess, maybe they're just friendly. Calm down."
#107 to #47 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
I made this gif specially for this reply. I think I've seen something similar somewhere before but I couldn't find it, so meh!
I made this gif specially for this reply. I think I've seen something similar somewhere before but I couldn't find it, so meh!
User avatar #71 to #47 - noisia ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. I used to get the same all the time. Girls keep talking to me and I have a girlfriend.
One time I went shopping and the checkout girl said "hi" and smiled, so I just told her that i'm not interested.
This other time, I was playing paintball and my friend told me that there was some guys on my left and I should get behind cover, so I took his advise and did what he suggested. Then this girl told me to watch my flank, but I just told her to leave me alone cos I've got a girlfriend. I got shot, but it was worth.
And this other time, when I nearly drowned, I remember waking up thanks to the paramedic doing CPR on me, saving my life. But the paramedic was a woman so I slapped the bitch.
I say that i used to be like that, cos it doesn't happen anymore - I got over myself. I suggest you do the same.
User avatar #73 to #71 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
Woah, I'm not like that at all. Read my response below. I'm just a nervous, angsty mess of a woman. While I don't straight up tell friendly people I'm not interested, if someone I know but am not attracted to pays an excessive amount of attention to me (common example is when they like every status or start up a conversation within thirty seconds of me opening facebook) it makes me nervous because I have had multiple experiences of having to let people down easy, and I hate hurting people like that. So I work myself into a tizzy worrying about having to do that to someone. Even if, most likely, they're just being friendly people, I still worry about it. That's what anxiety is.
#60 to #47 - darshian (10/15/2013) [-]
"urghhh... I just get hit on so much it makes me want tell them i'm not interested and to stop staring at my goods"
#104 to #60 - meuk (10/15/2013) [-]
i think we can safely thumb this up, das no sexy pic.
User avatar #70 to #60 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
Is that a real girl or photoshop?
#100 to #70 - darshian (10/15/2013) [-]
A quick image search turns up not much but a few sex change websites... I'm guessing it's either photoshop or they're a dude
User avatar #103 to #100 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
Makes me wonder how many transgendered MTF (or even transvestites, for that matter) get laser hair removal on their face.
User avatar #79 to #70 - iwebby (10/15/2013) [-]
I think this is a russian porn actor, actually voted the ugliest porn actor ever. Not sure.
User avatar #84 to #79 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
Poor lady.
#56 to #47 - oxycodone (10/15/2013) [-]
you must be a massive ****
User avatar #69 to #56 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
Nah, just from people I don't personally find attractive excessive attention makes me uncomfortable (Anxiety). That's what I mean by I have to tell myself to calm down, because it's super likely that they don't mean anything by it, and I'm just being an anxious dickhead as per usual.
User avatar #46 - muffintime (10/15/2013) [-]
I just love those chicks who just assume that every guy wants them and automatically assume everything you do is a way to get there attention.
#45 - artyfole ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
the best part is it's a black guy texting a white girl
#40 - crowsnest (10/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #37 - usmcoorah (10/15/2013) [-]
I want to see what she said after that and how dumb she felt.
User avatar #41 to #37 - morbidbreath (10/15/2013) [-]
I too want to see that.
#34 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Get this, we had a group assignment due 2 weeks ago and it was worth 40% of our final mark. There were 3 in the group and this guy who gave us his fb and contact details never showed up at uni. So me and the only other group member were forced to do it ourselves. This week is peer evaluation (worth 5% of the 40%) where we rate eachother 1-5 1 being very bad and 5 being very good on how much work we contributed. He messages me on that day because he knew we were evaluating eachother, so he messages me with this **** trying to sound innocent and willing to help.

He hasn't been to uni since we were put into groups and discussed everyone's role, he expects us to give him 5's because he's doing that for us. Group assignments were made by satan himself I swear
User avatar #42 to #34 - morbidbreath (10/15/2013) [-]
what an ******* . also whats a uni?
User avatar #44 to #42 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
QUT in Australia
User avatar #49 to #44 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
Ah sweet! I'm going to RMIT remotely but I'd probably QUT as well if I could be bothered to attend lectures at an actual campus.
User avatar #51 to #49 - yunoknow (10/15/2013) [-]
oooh, fellow Brisbane uni students on fj!
User avatar #78 to #51 - mitchellhw (10/15/2013) [-]
Woo! Queenslanders!
User avatar #52 to #51 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
♫ It's a small world after all, after all ♫
#54 to #52 - misteranderson (10/15/2013) [-]
glorious griffith master race
User avatar #106 to #54 - yunoknow (10/15/2013) [-]
these purple bars bleed UQ's purple
User avatar #113 to #106 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
UQ was my first choice but I got an OP 9. QUT next best thing for engineering
#36 to #34 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
stop saying uni
User avatar #90 to #36 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Go back to America, douche.
#62 to #36 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm fricking Malaysian, and we call it uni. Don't see why that's not acceptable.
User avatar #58 to #36 - ennaburning ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
that's what us Brits call it...
User avatar #53 to #36 - yunoknow (10/15/2013) [-]
that's how we call it in Australia
User avatar #48 to #36 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
What's wrong with calling it what it is?
#33 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #92471 at Brony board ** congratulations
User avatar #50 to #33 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
That's surprisingly relevant.
User avatar #32 - brokensocialscene (10/15/2013) [-]
i went to middle school with this guy, micah
#18 - ridivey (10/15/2013) [-]
"congratulations"
"congratulations"
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#14 - tiredgirl (10/15/2013) [-]
Posted 2 days ago on reddit


Now we wait for OP to block me and delete my comment.
User avatar #55 to #14 - walcorn ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Filthy Frank - Nobody gives a shit
User avatar #43 to #14 - morbidbreath (10/15/2013) [-]
are you actually a tired girl or a dumb **** ?
User avatar #39 to #14 - alstorp ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Maybe you should delete it yourself instead.
User avatar #38 to #14 - leonhardtv (10/15/2013) [-]
No one cares, though.
#29 to #14 - rapathazar (10/15/2013) [-]
WHAT??? A REPOST ON THE INTERNET?!?!? THIS SHALL NOT STAND!!!!! QUICK, CALL THE INTERNET POLICE TO HAVE THIS TAKEN DOWN FOREVER!!!!
WHAT??? A REPOST ON THE INTERNET?!?!? THIS SHALL NOT STAND!!!!! QUICK, CALL THE INTERNET POLICE TO HAVE THIS TAKEN DOWN FOREVER!!!!
#105 to #29 - meuk (10/15/2013) [-]
dat gif.
#27 to #14 - marcury (10/15/2013) [-]
I read 'Tiedgirl'.... guess my mind is in dirty places...
User avatar #24 to #14 - tealkangaroo (10/15/2013) [-]
the whole internet circulates content, grow up
User avatar #23 to #14 - Lambda ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Besides, it was posted like three days ago on 4chan.
Reddit steals from 4chan and we steal from both of those. This is the order of things.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ihatecarltonbanks (10/15/2013) [-]
This isnt 2011 we all know these are reposts and we dont care. now if its such a problem then just stay on reddit. good day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - shroomftw (10/15/2013) [-]
too bad no one gives a ****
User avatar #11 - Ashtaroth (10/15/2013) [-]
I always treated group projects as a regular assignment and just did everything myself, then I'd make the ******** that I knew wouldn't lift a finger from the first minute, try to stammer through the presentation. **** group projects.
#4 - TheCodFather (10/15/2013) [-]
Generally that is why a guy would initiate text conversation with a girl that isn't their close friend though
#86 to #4 - adamks ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Seeing that you are pretty right in that, I don't see why you are getting thumbed down.
User avatar #116 to #86 - TheCodFather (10/20/2013) [-]
I know right?
#35 to #4 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Or maybe he just wants to be friends?
User avatar #30 to #4 - theexplodingcheez (10/15/2013) [-]
also, whoever this is should have remembered they were in a group project and who there ******* partner was at least
User avatar #26 to #4 - poniesareghey (10/15/2013) [-]
Except
You know
There's clearly a project in the backstory
User avatar #22 to #4 - kaboozle123 (10/15/2013) [-]
or, you know, he needs to ask a question, wants to have a conversation about something, there's a plethora of possibilities. just because you think with your dick doesn't mean we all do. i have other **** to worry about.
#13 to #4 - tiredgirl (10/15/2013) [-]
So your saying, every time a guy who isn't a close friend to a girl, is texting her, it's to get in her pants?
#21 to #13 - noobiereaper ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah
#114 to #21 - tiredgirl (10/17/2013) [-]
no?
#115 to #114 - noobiereaper ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Lets just say, if you assume that they do,, you wont be wrong too often...
#6 to #4 - micekill (10/15/2013) [-]
why text if you can call her, speak to her or anything else, texting is for losers
User avatar #110 to #6 - losers (10/15/2013) [-]
Can confirm, i do text a lot.
#7 to #6 - captnpl (10/15/2013) [-]
Actually, texting is for the deaf.
User avatar #9 to #7 - teleamachus (10/15/2013) [-]
intended for*
#8 to #7 - micekill (10/15/2013) [-]
touche
User avatar #5 to #4 - teleamachus (10/15/2013) [-]
That's not an excuse to be a bitch, though.
User avatar #12 to #5 - hudis ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Do you realise how often and how persistently most girls are hit on, especially in their teens?
User avatar #19 to #12 - teleamachus (10/15/2013) [-]
I don't see how that's an excuse to go around assuming things and being constantly critical to such an extreme. It's definitely no excuse to construe friendliness or general politeness for being hit on. In this picture, that didn't even happen; the girl was just being an arrogant bitch.
#17 to #12 - virtualwalrus (10/15/2013) [-]
You must live in the ghet (Or be some kind of feminist)
#2 - Garude (10/15/2013) [-]
what a bitch.
#3 to #2 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (10/15/2013) [-]
a what bitch.
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