>Be me, a britfag
>Decide to go on holiday to the states
>Stay in a nice hotel in New York for a week
>Go to nearest wal-mart
>Buy oreos and some milk
>Stand outside wal-mart
>Group of amerifats gaze at me as I open my packet of oreos
>Take bite out of oreo, then drink milk straight from carton
>Amerifats stare at me in stunned silence
>Suddenly, a neckbeard screams "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT THEM!"
>Amerifats lose their ****
>Rednecks start firing guns in the air
>WBC comes and pickets the wal-mart, claiming i am the "anti-christ"
>US military invades another 4 countries
>Government declares state of emergency
>Zimmerman murders another 12 black people
>Multiple planes crash into the empire state building
>Hurricane Katrina returns and destroys Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama
>Government shuts down
Part of me thinks i should have gone to Canada, but i hear they have milk in bags and that's just weird.