This is the greatest cashier of all time. Source: notalwaysright.com/getting-owned-by-the-owner-part-2/26871 You wont even believe its not butter. Getting Owned
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This is the greatest cashier of all time

Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 2
COFFEE SHOP I LEICESTER. ENGLAND. UK I BAD BEHAVIOR. TOP, UNDERAGED
frm standing in short queue when n businessman worms in, pushes straight to the
front and starts dictating his order to the old cashier.)
Cashier: "I' m afraid you' re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir."
Business man: "I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!"
Cashier: "Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you' re going to be. Back of the
queue."
Business man: "Do you have any idea who I am?"
Cashier: "Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue."
Business man: "How dare you talk to me like that?! Get me your manager now!"
The cashier sighs heavily, worms into the back comes out with on older women in tow and
nods her to wards the businessman, then disappears back into the back.)
Manager: "What seems to be the problem, sir?"
Business man: "That boy was incredibly rude to me! I demand you fire him
immediately!"
Manager: "I' m afraid I dont have the authority to do that but if you want I can get the
owner for you."
Business man: "Bah! Fine, but I expect to be compensated for having to go through all
ofthis trouble!"
Manager: "I' m sure you can discuss that with him, sir."
She then works into the back then comes out again with the now grinning cashier.)
Cashier: "Yo."
Business man: "Whats the meaning of this? I said I wanted to talk to the owner!"
Cashier: "Like I said, yo."
The businessman afew seconds, then works out stammering threats moot
having his head and closing the shop down.)
Manager: "Why do you always have to involve me?"
Cashier: "I just love the look on their stupid little faces when they find out I own this
joint."
The rolls her eyes and worms into back.)
Cashier: "I love . What can I get you?"
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#3 - infinitereaper (03/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I've always wanted to own a company and just come to work one day dressed up as a homeless guy or hobo and see how my employees treat me.
I've always wanted to own a company and just come to work one day dressed up as a homeless guy or hobo and see how my employees treat me.
#5 - mankey (03/04/2014) [-]
#2 - Omnomnomynous (03/04/2014) [-]
Now that is epitome of badassery
Now that is epitome of badassery
#20 - phudgepacker ONLINE (03/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
A twenty something year old owns a coffee shop
User avatar #29 to #20 - tombombadil (03/05/2014) [-]
I know. I miss when 20-somethings would aspire to be owners of local toasteries. Those were the days.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - rasorburn (03/05/2014) [-]
Soo... pretty happy mom got you the job?
#39 - givememoarpony (03/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Praying for their gods ** that cashier sounds like the receptionist from leisure suit Larry cruise
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Praying for their gods ** that cashier sounds like the receptionist from leisure suit Larry cruise
User avatar #48 to #39 - Gaulli (03/05/2014) [-]
I lost my train of thought when I saw this...
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
After reading this, I wanted to go read the "Part 1" and see if it kept up with the awesome.

I immediately regret it. It is the worst straw-man story I have ever read in my life, and there is absolutely no way in hell it's real. Seriously, don't waste your time.
User avatar #18 - someblackguy (03/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
sach.....
User avatar #19 to #18 - sach (03/05/2014) [-]
Yo
#36 - HEADSHOTyou (03/05/2014) [-]
YFW business man walks out of the coffee shop.
User avatar #50 - mrgoodlove (03/05/2014) [-]
I want to open my own place just so I can treat assholes the way they deserve to be treated
#49 - yurifuckinglowell (03/05/2014) [-]
putting a new meaning into owner   
   
or something   
   
have a seal
putting a new meaning into owner

or something

have a seal
#47 - hentaisweetie (03/05/2014) [-]
I don't believe a word but after spending over 6 years as a cashier let me tell you- it feels SO good when your at a place you don't work and encounter someone who's rude even if it only partially involves you and you get to say whatever the hell you want to them and there isn't **** the manager there can do about it.
#42 - tomhefailin (03/05/2014) [-]
For some reason I mentally casted these two for this script.
User avatar #34 - spyisspy (03/05/2014) [-]
i love thier GTA stories, esp. the Vice City one
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#21 - cocosmama (03/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**cocosmama rolled a random image posted in comment #806791 at Friendly ** what I own.
User avatar #9 - schmuxy (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I am in Leicester right now, I need to find this place.
#1 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Note to self: Someone beat me to my previous note to self.
#4 - hexsthengone (03/04/2014) [-]
**hexsthengone rolls 715,207**
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