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Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 2
COFFEE SHOP I LEICESTER. ENGLAND. UK I BAD BEHAVIOR. TOP, UNDERAGED
frm standing in short queue when n businessman worms in, pushes straight to the
front and starts dictating his order to the old cashier.)
Cashier: "I' m afraid you' re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir."
Business man: "I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!"
Cashier: "Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you' re going to be. Back of the
queue."
Business man: "Do you have any idea who I am?"
Cashier: "Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue."
Business man: "How dare you talk to me like that?! Get me your manager now!"
The cashier sighs heavily, worms into the back comes out with on older women in tow and
nods her to wards the businessman, then disappears back into the back.)
Manager: "What seems to be the problem, sir?"
Business man: "That boy was incredibly rude to me! I demand you fire him
immediately!"
Manager: "I' m afraid I dont have the authority to do that but if you want I can get the
owner for you."
Business man: "Bah! Fine, but I expect to be compensated for having to go through all
ofthis trouble!"
Manager: "I' m sure you can discuss that with him, sir."
She then works into the back then comes out again with the now grinning cashier.)
Cashier: "Yo."
Business man: "Whats the meaning of this? I said I wanted to talk to the owner!"
Cashier: "Like I said, yo."
The businessman afew seconds, then works out stammering threats moot
having his head and closing the shop down.)
Manager: "Why do you always have to involve me?"
Cashier: "I just love the look on their stupid little faces when they find out I own this
joint."
The rolls her eyes and worms into back.)
Cashier: "I love . What can I get you?"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - infinitereaper
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I've always wanted to own a company and just come to work one day dressed up as a homeless guy or hobo and see how my employees treat me.
I've always wanted to own a company and just come to work one day dressed up as a homeless guy or hobo and see how my employees treat me.
User avatar #44 to #3 - Deavas
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undercover bosses
User avatar #7 to #3 - maxismahname
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Do you have Netflix? Watch "Undercover Boss"
You'd like it, you can probably watch it on youtube too
User avatar #12 to #7 - infinitereaper
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yeah I've seen that one before
User avatar #13 to #12 - maxismahname
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Oh I see, well I liked it, it's similar to what you said
User avatar #30 to #3 - kbpilottl
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"Fries with that" Theres an episode where a really rich and famous celebrity pretends to be a homeless man and goes into a restaurant. it a pretty funny show
User avatar #32 to #30 - infinitereaper
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oh cool I'll check it out
#5 - mankey
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#2 - Omnomnomynous
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Now that is epitome of badassery
Now that is epitome of badassery
#20 - phudgepacker
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A twenty something year old owns a coffee shop
User avatar #55 to #20 - catburglarpenis
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A 14 year old owns the building that the local Driver's Services Facility is located in, which my mom works at. The guy's dad bought it for him, and he teaches him responsibility by letting him manage the building and keep up with fire codes and whatnot. Weird, but probably smart.
User avatar #57 to #55 - phudgepacker
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All i got when i was 14 was an xbox
#59 to #57 - catburglarpenis
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Yeah? This was what I got whenI was 14, because I spilled paint in the garage.
#60 to #59 - phudgepacker
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Heh, Lunch Team was such a good movie
#61 to #60 - catburglarpenis
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I prefer Dinner Squadron.
User avatar #29 to #20 - tombombadil
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I know. I miss when 20-somethings would aspire to be owners of local toasteries. Those were the days.
User avatar #45 to #29 - kynhardt
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I would love to own a coffee shop.
#62 to #45 - anon id: 95f84268
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no **** everyone would. white bitches would flock to your dick from miles
#6 - snellthxreference
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User avatar #8 to #6 - rasorburn
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Pretty happy daddy got you that job?
#10 to #8 - snellthxreference
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Nope, happy I started working at an age of 12 and saved my money so I could afford college. Oh and that I paid attention in class, and got good grades in high school as well as business school. I grew up with my single mum as my parents were divorced, nice try though. Self made wealth.
User avatar #11 to #10 - rasorburn
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Soo... pretty happy mom got you the job?
#14 to #11 - snellthxreference
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Reading comprehension, much? Enjoy your minimum wage, and go be butthurt about people being more successful than you are. Nothing's free in life, don't expect everything to come your way. Just because I am superior does not me I had any advantage to begin with. < Incoming red sea from 99ers hating on the 1%>
User avatar #28 to #14 - blacknightshade
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Okay, see, now you're just proving this post right. You started off saying somebody who's so important wouldn't act or express him or herself in such an egotistical, high-and-mighty manner, and yet now here you are, starting a sentence with "Just because I am superior." Stuck-up, egotistical hypocrites like you give everybody else who makes some degree of success a terrible name. Guess what? I've worked my ass off too. Kept up 4.0 GPA throughout high school and into college, keeping full-ride scholarships. Know what the difference from me to you is? I understand that doesn't mean ****, it doesn't make me better or superior to anybody. If you have such a high and mighty attitude about things like this, let me tell you, you may be a successful businessman or worker, but you will never be successful as a human being.
#33 to #28 - sadf
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^This guy knows what's up.
User avatar #35 to #33 - blacknightshade
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I wouldn't say that. I'd just say that I appreciate the importance of rational god damn thought and, y'know, not being an asshole in every waking moment. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm not an asshole, because I am, I just try not to be one in an egotistical sense and to only say **** when it's warranted. The above guy, however, seems to take everything to the opposite end. Eh, whatever.
User avatar #15 to #14 - rasorburn
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I'll enjoy my moderate success of being a GM. Enjoy being reeeallly cocky.
#46 to #14 - apologies
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snellthxreference I genuinely feel bad for you, but then I am happy because in about 2 years you're going to look back at yourself and think "Man I sure was a douche bag, but NOW I've got my **** together."

Though the time span between realizations varies you will rinse and repeat this cycle until you die.
#27 to #14 - anon id: c37d5a92
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You sound like the businessman from the story
#22 to #6 - anon id: f90e95f0
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You've obviously never worked in any job involving the general public. Or any job with actual people. Actually, I doubt you've ever had a job.

Here's a clue: Most people think they're a lot more important than they actually are.
#23 to #22 - anon id: f90e95f0
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I realized your probably too dense to understand the clue, so here's the answer.
You are one of those people.
#41 to #23 - garnykins
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That point.

So proven.
#37 to #6 - osobliwosc
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#51 to #6 - nightmarecorpse
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'A person claiming to be someone important wouldn't act like a dumb asshole'

Claims to be an important person,

Acts like a dumb asshole.
User avatar #16 to #6 - Crusader
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It doesn't say anything about McDonald's.

For all we know, it's a drycleaner's.
#38 to #6 - newforomador
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Also, are you trying to say that nobody that's higher up in a business can be an asshole? Just because you're a hard worker, highly efficient and extremely intelligent which is how you become somebody important according to yourself that doesn't mean that you're automatically a nice guy. All it means is that probably know how to kiss your boss's ass, along with being at least somewhat good at what you do.
User avatar #31 to #6 - quantumsheep
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sweeping generalizations are always accurate guys

luck and nepotism are myths

all successful people are brilliant, compassionate, down to earth, practical folk

everyone who's ever worked at a fast food joint is a lazy moron

trust me on this, i'm a banker
User avatar #26 to #6 - swimmingprodigy
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You're a VP at an investment bank yet you have time to clown around here? I find that hard to believe because my mother works for the VP of BlackRock and he works 12-14 hour days and barely has enough time to eat, let alone visit a website dominated mainly by children
#63 to #26 - snellthxreference
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I post here every now and then. I work 12-16 hours per day, 7 days a week. I still find time to spend ~ 1 hour in the gym and ~ 2 hours to surf the web, use Facebook and a little bit of Funnyjunk. But I love doing my job and it brings in money. a loooooot of money.

#39 - givememoarpony
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**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Praying for their gods ** that cashier sounds like the receptionist from leisure suit Larry cruise
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Praying for their gods ** that cashier sounds like the receptionist from leisure suit Larry cruise
#54 to #39 - goodsagemd
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You had me at Mizore's boobs.
#58 to #39 - thelastelephant
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And there goes any thoughts I was having
And there goes any thoughts I was having
#43 to #39 - zomaru
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That moment when.
That moment when.
#56 to #43 - thelastelephant
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You clever bastard
You clever bastard
User avatar #48 to #39 - Gaulli
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I lost my train of thought when I saw this...
User avatar #17 - captainfuckitall
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After reading this, I wanted to go read the "Part 1" and see if it kept up with the awesome.

I immediately regret it. It is the worst straw-man story I have ever read in my life, and there is absolutely no way in hell it's real. Seriously, don't waste your time.
User avatar #25 to #17 - turtlepyro
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it's written by a different person. On that website, they usually have related stories as different parts.
User avatar #52 to #25 - captainfuckitall
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Doesn't change the fact that it's literally how Femnazi's see things from their perspective.
User avatar #53 to #52 - ninjaroo
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I skimmed over it, that was so random and cancerous.
User avatar #18 - someblackguy
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sach.....
User avatar #19 to #18 - sach
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Yo
#36 - HEADSHOTyou
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YFW business man walks out of the coffee shop.
#47 - hentaisweetie
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I don't believe a word but after spending over 6 years as a cashier let me tell you- it feels SO good when your at a place you don't work and encounter someone who's rude even if it only partially involves you and you get to say whatever the hell you want to them and there isn't **** the manager there can do about it.
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