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(07/28/2014)[-]

What person actually tells their relatives what they do online?
"So, what do you do on your computer all day?"
"Well, I masturbate to various types of disturbing pornography throughout most of the day, and I'm currently writing a Shrek x Hitler fanfiction."

#10 to #7 - thememegod

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(07/28/2014)[-]

>shrek x hitler fanfic

10/10 would read

#13 to #10 - nonanonnon

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(07/28/2014)[-]

God damn it, you got me to google it. I regret everything.

There's so damn much. I expected maybe one picture, tops.

#24 to #7 - purplebelle

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Shrek x Hitler = *******

meh i always think it when i see shrek and hitler

#14 to #7 - thelastelephant

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Sounds about as good as that Goku x Anne Frank one

#25 to #7 - epicactual

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(07/28/2014)[-]

#29 to #7 - thingexplain

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(07/28/2014)[-]

I do, mostly.

"First I watched a season and a half of The Sopranos all in a row. I only stopped long enough to heat up something to eat. I then spent the rest of the day looking at funny pictures and reading informative articles."

I of course left out taking a fap break, but honestly, the computer was off at the time. Nothing online can compare to my imagination.

#2 - tehtrollface

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(07/28/2014)[-]

#3 to #2 - tehtrollface

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(07/28/2014)[-]

#12 - domoman

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(07/28/2014)[-]

#4 - pibbs

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Was at McDs once with my laptop (free wifi) and this 8 year old black kid leans across the table, over my food to peer at my screen, and asks, "Whachoo doin'?"
I closed my laptop and yelled, "None of your damn business!"
He says, "Ooo! I'm telling my momma, you used a bad word."
Little asshole.

#11 to #4 - joeymroux

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(07/28/2014)[-]

That didn't happen.

#16 to #11 - anon id: 721d4a59

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Marshall? Is that you my dear boy?

#27 to #16 - WhitePimp

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#8 to #4 - Epicgetguy

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(07/28/2014)[-]

You just had to say "I'm using the internet."

If he keeps asking you questions, tell him unless you're looking at porn or something.

Lil ***** just wanted to talk man.

#17 to #4 - greedtheavaricious

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Whether it did happen or not, you're still an asshole.

#18 to #17 - pibbs

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Well, yeah. Your point?

#19 to #18 - greedtheavaricious

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Juuuuuust pointing it out.

#20 to #19 - pibbs

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Asshole.

#21 to #20 - greedtheavaricious

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(07/28/2014)[-]

You and me both.

#22 to #21 - pibbs

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(07/28/2014)[-]

And a thumb for you.

#23 to #22 - greedtheavaricious

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Aaaaand one for you.

#15 to #4 - pibbs

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Yeah, It did happen. I was more pissed that he was leaning across my food than snooping.

#5 - TwiztidNinja

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(07/28/2014)[-]

I hate people watching me on the computer even more. idc what it is i am doing that **** is creepy.

#6 to #5 - hudis

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Same. I can't focus for **** if someone watches what I'm doing. Like I don't even have to be doing anything dubious, I'm just throw out of it completely.

#28 - themassivefail

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(07/28/2014)[-]

Goddayum it coral

#26 - krasnogvardiech

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(07/28/2014)[-]

yfw

#1 - konysugandanbitch

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(07/28/2014)[-]

My little brother constantly asks what I'm doing on my computer. He usually leans over to look, and even though it's almost always games or here, I still move the screen so he can't see and say, "Nothing," because it's not worth him talking on and on about how what I am doing is always somehow cool.

#9 - bantime

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