This is my last will and testimony

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Submitted: 06/04/2014
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User avatar #16 - thegrizzlyman ONLINE (06/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
1) Shove a long, shaft like object up your ass.
2) Push it inwards as far as you can.
3) Pull it out.
4) Repeat multiple times until you feel a reaction of the inner asshole variety.
5) Let your viscous, insidious ass chocolate, which has now been disturbed by the phallic intruder of your behind, rush out of your anal cavity as if it was the raging rapids of the Niagara Falls.
6) Repeat steps 1-4 because you are OP and you are a fabulous homo sex enigma.
#26 - italianchef (06/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
just eat some gummy bears
User avatar #1 - landofbabe ONLINE (06/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
please go to the doctor
#20 - CRLANDERS (06/05/2014) [-]
Constipation is like math. If you don't get it at first, grab a pencil and work it out
#41 - sighmon (06/05/2014) [-]
Try and get a pic of the worm that may or may not be in your ass
#52 - deantaylor ONLINE (06/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
after you done ******** i hope you give it it's own shrine and take a picture.

pic related.
User avatar #64 to #52 - killthebilly (06/05/2014) [-]
what the ****
#85 - crazycommando (06/05/2014) [-]
eat sugar free haribo gummy bears....and brace ye self for the tide
#8 - dansanz (06/04/2014) [-]
Lots of water to help and liquidate your assets   
Exlax would probably help a bit too
Lots of water to help and liquidate your assets
Exlax would probably help a bit too
#118 - BigDoktor (06/05/2014) [-]
hfw it finally comes out
#89 - mattdoggy ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
>buy magnesium citrate
>drink the whole thing along with a galon of water
>lock all the doors to your house and unplug the phone
>set up netflix in your bathroom
>enjoy the next five hours as you hang on for dear life
>if you still have bones in the morning consider yourself lucky
#75 - anarchyamongants (06/05/2014) [-]
Finger your asshole like the foolish slut you are
#147 - RiflemanFunny (06/05/2014) [-]
>Get douchebag
>Get distilled water and warm it up
>Enema the **** out of your colon
User avatar #48 - tomliboo (06/05/2014) [-]
Livestream, duh
#125 - sirbrentcoe (06/05/2014) [-]
haribo to the rescue!
haribo to the rescue!
#82 - PunkKid (06/05/2014) [-]
Do the "Mathematician" and work it out with a pencil
#154 - Bforbacon (06/05/2014) [-]
Livestream it for the love of god. How new are you people?
#35 - urapooper (06/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I know it is for fevers but you should try leeks
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