This is how you get Big. . THIS IS HON/ N/ YOU GET BIC; EAT WELL WC-' SLEEPI LOT. It also doesn't hurt being an alien whose race's entire purpose is to fight and get stronger. This is how you get Big THIS IS HON/ N/ YOU GET BIC; EAT WELL WC-' SLEEPI LOT It also doesn't hurt being an alien whose race's entire purpose to fight and stronger
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - ScottP
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It also doesn't hurt being an alien whose race's entire purpose is to fight and get stronger.
#13 to #1 - shlomodelev
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You could have just said 'being asian'.
User avatar #8 to #1 - brokentail
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Yeah, Goku is a different being altogether
That doesn't mean our race can't be designed to be bigger and stronger. We, as individuals, on a large scale, just aren't.
Maybe you can be the spark to change the world. And make a better world. A stronger world.
A swole world
#3 to #1 - grantyboy
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#9 to #3 - asasqw
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User avatar #23 to #3 - trollzoll
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Sauce?
User avatar #33 to #23 - trollchildxy
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internet.
#4 to #3 - bakinboy
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that was badass
that was badass
User avatar #6 to #4 - trollchildxy
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"We cannot match the strength of wolves. We cannot hear a grasshopper alight five meters away in a jungle. We cannot walk on branches without slipping and falling. We cannot interface with animals to make them tolerate us. We do not have neural links to a planetary deity to receive instructions on how to thrive in a hostile environment."
"We are frail in body, not mind or soul. We are not weak because we fight in armor. We are not cowardly because we strike our enemies from afar. We are not evil because we harness the power of destruction. It is merely equalization. We are somewhere in the middle of all the life on our planet, and every one of them has and is trying to kill us."
"See this hammer? This is a tool, a weapon, and a means. With this hammer, we battled the world's greatest terrors and won. With this hammer, we built villages, towns, cities, metropolises, civilizations. With this hammer, we harnessed fire, steel, and lightning to our bidding. We constructed machines, vehicles, and titans of iron to tame the wilderness. We fought our way into our place in the world. We did all this; to forge a safer place for our children. If there is a better way, we did not receive any messages."
"And do not talk to me of your 'moral integrity'. I have seen rage, jealousy, religious indignation, lust, apathy, and failure to forgive amongst you. There is nothing wrong with our nature that you do not have."
"In the end? You are no better, Na'vi."

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#21 to #6 - gamagoriira
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Yeah, **** little blue guide fairies!
#2 - parazar
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User avatar #11 - rasins
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Alright, so I got step 1 and step 3 down, Im not seeing any results.
#20 to #11 - saiyajin [OP]
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do 10000 push ups every day wearing heavy weight
it will be same as in 100g and then you will go super :thumbs up
User avatar #12 to #11 - silverzepher
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did you try it in space?
#24 - goathumper
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I do two thirds of these things
I do two thirds of these things
#14 - hugsta
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"Workout Hard" explained in greater detail here by One Punch Man
#15 to #14 - settantaventi
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User avatar #16 to #14 - gomugomuno
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sauce plz. I'm too lazy to look for it
#17 to #16 - hugsta
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...One Punch Man
#18 to #17 - gomugomuno
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i am such a idiot
i am such a idiot
#7 - Penn
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Coming from someone who eats like ****, doesn't workout, and hardly sleeps, I can say that this is probably how you get big.
User avatar #22 to #7 - sciencexplain
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If you eat healthy foods like lean meat and vegetables, your body doesn't get fat. However, if you do strong muscle building workouts, afternoon napping and good sleep helps the development of muscle in your body. The protein foods must either be protein supplements like powders and bars but they should also include lean meat and protein sources like eggs and fish. You don't get ripped by eating chocolate.
#25 to #22 - Penn
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Oh I know all about how to get big.

I'm just lazy as ****.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sciencexplain
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My problem, alongside the fact that I can't afford health foods because I'm at Uni and working a minimum wage job to get by. I can never find anything to motivate me.
#27 to #26 - Penn
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I started working out a little bit a while back because my roommate at the time practically forced me which I thanked him for it later but now I just don't care.

I just kept my intake to cold cuts and peanut butter pretty much. You just have to really consume protein after a workout. That's pretty all I did and then ate whatever I wanted.

I started looking pretty chiseled after a little bit. Then said **** it. And am continuing to say **** it as of right now.
User avatar #28 to #27 - sciencexplain
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I see what you mean. When you're on your own, there's no motivation, but other people are always great motivation. If I had a personal trainer, I would be so ripped right now. I don't even like organic peanut butter though. At least, I don't think I do, since it's not like Reese's.
#29 to #28 - Penn
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Yeah if there was someone that was really motivated and wanted me to go I would be much bulkier. When I say that I realize how ******* lazy I really am. I wouldn't even do it to be healthier, I'd do it to look better.

My sex life is decent enough for me right now though so in the back of my mind I'm just like 'what's the point? What I have seems to be working so why put in work?'
User avatar #30 to #29 - sciencexplain
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It's all a personal goal, my friend. I, personally, have never had sex, but I put that down to the fact that it's a family belief that we uphold, in which no member of my family will have sex until they're married. I've never had any relationships, but I might just test the water sexually if I do have a relationship, because I don't want to marry and then it ***** up because we aren't compatible enough. Still, my relationship life is desolate. There's nobody there for me that I would work towards it for, like an actual partner. I have a person I'm interested in, but the thought of them alone isn't enough to motivate me. I just can't find the motivation from anything in my life. I think of my situation and realize that even though I need it, I don't want it. The need to lose weight doesn't motivate me. I just need SOMETHING that I can think of when I'm swimming and gymming that makes me think "If I lose X more pounds, we can do this and that". I treat relationships as big things, but maybe they aren't. One thing I've always wanted to do, though, is to re-create some scenes from devinsupertramp videos. Base jumping, lake water slides, I wanna do loads of things like that. If I had something to look at while I worked out, maybe it would motivate me. But I don't have anything, not like a gym buddy or anything.
#31 to #30 - Penn
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I didn't realize how much I wrote until afterwards. You don't have to read this. It's ******* long.

I think we've have similar conversations with each other before... not sure.

I'm 5'8" 150lbs. I'm not a big guy at all. I just tend to carry myself the right way. I'm pretty good at being social/talking to women. I can always give advice. Maybe I'll be socialexplain or talkingtogirlsexplain or something stupid like that.

Anyway, what I learned over the years (and this is just me personally, everyone's different) is that you can't set your sights on one person. I know it's cliche, but if you go with the flow and just see who pops up, you'll end up enjoying your life a lot more.

Don't get me wrong, there are a couple girls who I've really fell head over heels for. To me, it seemed like we were perfect together, and we kind of were. But, things just didn't work out. We call it 'falling through the cracks.' It's gonna happen. It's gonna suck, and it's gonna take a lot of time to work back to reality.

But, after all of that, you just test the waters again. Go out, don't have any intentions, and just talk to people. Someone at some point will come up who you hit it off with. It may not last and it may not end up the way you want, but you establish relationships with people.

I don't know. I know you said you've never had sex, but that's just how I do things in my life. People have told me I'm really odd. I've been called a sociopath, a psychopath who has yet to realize that he's a sociopath, and, the one I've been called most: Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) from American Psycho.

I NEED social interaction. I feel like I go insane if I'm not social, meeting new people, hitting on girls, etc. But, at the same time, I HATE ******* everybody. I like being alone. It's weird. It probably comes down to deep seeded relationship issues/commitment issues, who knows. That's just me though.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sciencexplain
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We are, like, the complete ******* opposites. I've been medically diagnosed with SAD, so social interaction is the bane of my existence. I can't hit on girls, I can't even look women in the eye or at their faces without having some physical reaction. I also have a tremor, so my hands shake in every situation, and people think I'm nervous, which I probably am. I like being alone, but loneliness feels sickening. I don't mind being alone, but I do need interaction with some people, y'know? Like, too much loneliness makes me feel out of it and weird. It's a harsh combination, because I need it but I can't deal with it when I get it. Maybe it gets better, I dunno, but the problem lies in the signals. My skin always goes flush red, my hands shake, I sweat, it's horrendous. I think that's why I turned to Fj and the Internet. There, I'm under no obligations and can seem like whoever I want to be. It's the outlet for loneliness in my life, and it's become addictive. I don't know how to fix my problems. It's the kind of thing I can't control, but I wish I could, I really do. You got it lucky, it comes naturally to you.
#34 to #32 - Penn
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During my teenage years I was a wreck. I've had high pressure since I was 13-14, but it wasn't discovered until later on. When my blood pressure gets high I shake, 'start acting weird,' and get dizzy. My roommate has told me that I'll walk in the house and pace in circles mumbling to myself then walk back out the door. I stutter a bit and sometimes it's hard to talk. That's really only in extreme cases.

But, during my teenage years, and I assume the high blood pressure was a major factor, I wasn't social in the least. I couldn't look at people and talking a lot was just out of the question. I couldn't do it. I was too nervous.

When I started college (I was 17) I started changing myself because I was just sick of it. I'm way more comfortable with people now and actually flourish on it now. I like being social. Sometimes people will say I still have trouble looking them in the eye while talking. I work in retail, too. If that doesn't change you nothing will.
User avatar #36 to #34 - sciencexplain
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Oh ****, my BPM is... Well, I don't even want to start describing how bad that is. You could have just fixed my life. Blood pressure.... Would weight loss have an effect on regulating my BPM? Of course it would. That might be my motivation, y'know... I'll get back to you and tell you if it's the problem. It'll take me a while, but I'll figure out whether that's the problem or not. You could have just fixed so many of my problems, bro.
User avatar #35 to #34 - sciencexplain
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Blood Pressure.... You ******* genius. I've got a BPM in my apartment. Lemme check my BP quick. That could possibly be why I shake, because I am overweight, bordering on obese but not there yet. I have pretty bad arteries, so that could be a problem.
#37 to #35 - Penn
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Dude let me know!
User avatar #38 to #37 - sciencexplain
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I will. It's the least I can do, considering it could potentially save me so many troubles.
#39 - saiyajin [OP]
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wear that. don't take it off at all for 1 year.
do 10000 push ups and sit ups everyday.
1 year later you will go super! XD
User avatar #19 - turkeyslapper
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Yeh you need to eat healthy but you dont need to have bigger meals until you have big muscles to feed, otherwise it will just make you fat.
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#5 - anon id: 08d220da
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HOW TO GET BIG: SAIYAN STYLE
Get beat up