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#10 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [+] (28 replies)
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Is your dick called "valium"?
User avatar #1 - Ironicide (11/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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lol'd at valium up his ass
User avatar #5 - starblood (11/07/2013) [+] (18 replies)
That's too bad, my dog was sick for weeks and we thought he was near death. He wouldn't move from one spot and barely ate or drank.
Then one day he randomly got up and was fine. He's still alive and healthy today.
User avatar #15 - casval (11/07/2013) [+] (23 replies)
While you might think you were being humane, this was not your call to make, OP. That was not your dog.
User avatar #18 to #15 - tonydalion (11/07/2013) [-]
If I was in agony for weeks, in the throws of dying, and my family wanted me to stay alive for as long as possible, I'd be happy if a stranger shoved valium up my ass so I could finally die.
#34 - mbasm (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The comment section is just like an abortion debate....
#42 - ivroht (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good man! We higher animals have a responsibility to look after those who our stupid fellow humans are abusing with their general dickheadedness.

I'd think about ditching the wench, though. Imagine if it's you after an auto-wreck?
Alternatively, push something up her ass as her penance.

Although !! your!! ass is safe, we'll put the valium in your drip bag.
#83 - tabarzins (11/07/2013) [-]
Out of the many ways you could euthanize a dog, you choose to stick something up its ass.
Out of the many ways you could euthanize a dog, you choose to stick something up its ass.
#51 - Hidnight (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Thought he said vacuum, k.
#38 - warlockrichard ONLINE (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#105 - kinginyellow (11/07/2013) [+] (11 replies)
It wasn't with an animal, but I saw something kinda similar with a person suffering over stupidity. This couple had a young boy with cancer in his leg bone, and they were given the different surgery options, but refused to choose. They didn't want their child to be "imperfect" or "challenged" by growing up with a prosthetic leg and would rather let him die. Pissed me off on so many levels.
#81 - fcrocker (11/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm just a bit confused as to why he put it in it's asshole...   
   
Like.. why would you not just put it in it's food it would be so much easier and you don't have to finger any assholes
I'm just a bit confused as to why he put it in it's asshole...

Like.. why would you not just put it in it's food it would be so much easier and you don't have to finger any assholes
User avatar #84 to #81 - lotengo (11/07/2013) [-]
but then u mis the joy of putting your finger in a dying dogs anus
#44 - solarknight (11/07/2013) [-]
what a way to go.
User avatar #2 - gobnick (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is how you text
>hardness 10
>opacity 100
>size 5-7
>text white, glow black
#95 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm posting this as anon because I'm a horrible person.
#107 to #95 - unncommon (11/07/2013) [-]
Then we got fuckin' Travis Coates over here.
User avatar #54 - blackandgold (11/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
he did the right thing...
User avatar #28 - lovelyalpaca (11/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
The better thing to do is to get a syringe and inject an air bubble. Works significantly faster.
#30 to #28 - tristmilt (11/07/2013) [-]
All that does is induce a heart attack, which as many people know is not 100% guaranteed to kill. It is a common misconception.
#11 - lillalue (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not saying u do, but if u feel bad, please don't.Thanks anon.
User avatar #94 - jajathezombie (11/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When I was two years old, I got my first pet. He was a guinea pig named Beethoven (I named him after the St. Bernard from the movies). He was the coolest little dude. Never bit anyone, never tried to hide. Every time I went into the room where we kept him, he'd rush to the edge of his cage and squeak at me until I got him out. I took him for walks, took him down slides with me, hell, we even went swimming together. My mom fucking HATED Beethoven, and she never let me forget it. She said he was possessed by the devil and refused to go into the room where his cage was. I think the only thing that kept her from killing him outright was the fact that 1) I loved him too much and 2) he was a gift from my neighbors, and they had threatened to call social services on my mom multiple times.

Anyway, when I was 6, Beethoven got sick and was dying. For a month he'd just lay on his side in the cage, barely breathing, his eyes all glossy. I sat by his side every day, for a month, watching him like this. I knew he was suffering and I begged my mom to do something, but she was happy he was dying and told me to "stop being so dramatic, it's just a dumb animal". I knew about animals being put down, and asked my mom if we could do that, just so Beethoven wouldn't hurt anymore. She said he was just a stupid rat and he wasn't worth the trouble, that vets don't take care of guinea pigs, and she didn't want to touch him anyway. Eventually I couldn't take seeing my best friend in so much pain. He was pretty much just a sack of bones with patchy fur at this point. I held him in my arms for his final hour or so, then broke his neck. He was so brittle he died instantly. No more pain. But to this day I still dream about the look in his eyes when he was on his deathbed.
User avatar #75 - jacklane (11/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Finally, someone used this meme correctly!















Not Really, you should go kill yourself OP. This meme is supposed to be some sort of this example: Someone is going something that everyone hates. I actually don't mind.
#77 to #75 - gmarrox (11/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 - esmebuffay (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hate when people say "passed", is the word died so fucking hard to say?
User avatar #74 to #73 - angreif (11/07/2013) [-]
I originally thought he meant passed as in shat.
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