This is going to make you upset. . A Client to an Internet pro- vader phones in for help with femail... Provider: "How can I help you today, ma' arn?" Client: "
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This is going to make you upset

A Client to an Internet pro-
vader phones in for help
with femail...
Provider: "How can I help you
today, ma' arn?"
Client: "Is femail internet"?
Provider: "I beg your pardon?"
Client: "ls femail on the internet? I
have no internet, can I still read
my femail?"
Provider: "Well yes, you must be
able to get online to view your
femail."
Client: "Oh, dear. I can' t see my
femail."
Provider: "Well, let' s see. Gan
you open up Internet Explorer for
me and tell me what you see?"
Client: "Open what?"
Provider: "Your browser, can you
open up your browser?"
Provider: "What you click on
when you want to browse the in-
ternet?"
Client: "I don' t use anything, I just
turn my computer on, and it' s
there."
Provider: "Okay. Do you see the
little blue 'e' icon on your desk-
Client: "You mean I have to start
writing letters again?"
Client: "l don' t have any pens at
my desk. I just want my femail
again."
Provider: "No, ma' am, your desk-
top, on your computer screen.
Can you click on the little blue 'e'
on your computer screen for me?"
Client: "Oh, this is too much work.
I' m too upset. Just send me my
femail. Can' t you send me my
femail?"
Can you tell me what color the
lights are on your router right
Client: "My what?"
Provider: "The little box with
green or possibly a couple of red
lights on it right now - it' s most
likely near your computer?"
Client: "Lights and boxes, boxes
and lights, just get my femail for
Provider: "My test is showing that
you should be able to get online
right now. Gan you tell me what
you’ re seeing on your computer
screen?"
Client: ''' s been the same thing
for the last two hours."
Provider: "An error message?"
Client: "No, just stars. It' s black
and moving stars."
Provider: "...Do you see your
mouse next to your keyboard?"
Client: "Yes."
Provider: "Move it for me."
Client: "Move it?"
Provider: "Yes. Move it."
Client: "My femail! ''
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User avatar #5 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [+] (19 replies)
one time I unplugged the internet router and plugged it back in. my dad thought that gave his computer a virus
#14 - rythr (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - kibbleking (01/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
This makes me so frustrated just reading it.
#28 - pepemex (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
is e-mail Internet?
is e-mail Internet?
#15 - sixty (01/05/2014) [-]
#21 - prachen (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
There should be a Sad button.
#37 - markthemarksman (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Press any key to continue"    
   
-WHERES THE ANYKEY??   
   
 Tech support.
"Press any key to continue"

-WHERES THE ANYKEY??

Tech support.
#4 - starblood (01/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Basically my grandma. She calls me constantly for computer help.    
One time she asked me where the spacebar was.    
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Basically my grandma. She calls me constantly for computer help.
One time she asked me where the spacebar was.
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#68 - stimate (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #20 - strangemoo (01/05/2014) [-]
These are the kind of things that make me never want to work in anything even close to a call center.
#75 - mattdoggy (01/05/2014) [-]
this must be hell
#151 - throatpunchasheep (01/06/2014) [-]
This made me uncomfortable on the inside.
User avatar #25 - gregthebobo (01/05/2014) [-]
some times things a really just a little bit too simple. and then there's people
#135 - snaqbar (01/06/2014) [-]
But which one is the any key?
#39 - sonofpsychodad ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Ahh yes, this makes me think back to those clients from hell comps.
Jimmies were rustled that day.
User avatar #64 - fukkendragonite (01/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I can't wait until you ************* are too old to keep up with technology. This isn't stupidity, it's just hard for people who didn't grow up with this **** .
User avatar #24 - ruraidhri (01/05/2014) [-]
I worked as technical support for a company once. It was horrible.
#145 - andmann (01/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - KayRed (01/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
So...what's the thing that our generation won't know about when we're octogenarians? I mean, I'm assuming internet his here to stay, and computers are already our bitch, I can't imagine it changing so much that I wouldn't be able to understand it.
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