This is going to make you upset. . A Client to an Internet pro- vader phones in for help with femail... Provider: "How can I help you today, ma' arn?" Client: "
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This is going to make you upset

A Client to an Internet pro-
vader phones in for help
with femail...
Provider: "How can I help you
today, ma' arn?"
Client: "Is femail internet"?
Provider: "I beg your pardon?"
Client: "ls femail on the internet? I
have no internet, can I still read
my femail?"
Provider: "Well yes, you must be
able to get online to view your
femail."
Client: "Oh, dear. I can' t see my
femail."
Provider: "Well, let' s see. Gan
you open up Internet Explorer for
me and tell me what you see?"
Client: "Open what?"
Provider: "Your browser, can you
open up your browser?"
Provider: "What you click on
when you want to browse the in-
ternet?"
Client: "I don' t use anything, I just
turn my computer on, and it' s
there."
Provider: "Okay. Do you see the
little blue 'e' icon on your desk-
Client: "You mean I have to start
writing letters again?"
Client: "l don' t have any pens at
my desk. I just want my femail
again."
Provider: "No, ma' am, your desk-
top, on your computer screen.
Can you click on the little blue 'e'
on your computer screen for me?"
Client: "Oh, this is too much work.
I' m too upset. Just send me my
femail. Can' t you send me my
femail?"
Can you tell me what color the
lights are on your router right
Client: "My what?"
Provider: "The little box with
green or possibly a couple of red
lights on it right now - it' s most
likely near your computer?"
Client: "Lights and boxes, boxes
and lights, just get my femail for
Provider: "My test is showing that
you should be able to get online
right now. Gan you tell me what
you’ re seeing on your computer
screen?"
Client: ''' s been the same thing
for the last two hours."
Provider: "An error message?"
Client: "No, just stars. It' s black
and moving stars."
Provider: "...Do you see your
mouse next to your keyboard?"
Client: "Yes."
Provider: "Move it for me."
Client: "Move it?"
Provider: "Yes. Move it."
Client: "My femail! ''
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#210 - deadlydong (01/06/2014) [-]
Dog is on phone.
#209 - superblargh (01/06/2014) [-]
I think there's one line missing in the end of the conversation.
I think there's one line missing in the end of the conversation.
#205 - stealingbikes (01/06/2014) [-]
provider's fw
#202 - derpyhuubes **User deleted account** (01/06/2014) [-]
Providers fw
Providers fw
#213 to #202 - tiaatortilla (01/06/2014) [-]
mfw james mcavoy
mfw james mcavoy
User avatar #201 - weirdvintagegirl (01/06/2014) [-]
We bought my grandparents a Samsung tablet for their 50th anniversary and I have a feeling my grandma's going to call me with all sorts of questions regarding it. She calls herself an "Internet junkie". She didn't know you could use another browser besides AOL up until today.
#199 - sierramistfourteen (01/06/2014) [-]
jesus christ
jesus christ
#196 - frenulum (01/06/2014) [-]
< Providers fw
< Providers fw
#190 - bonoisirish (01/06/2014) [-]
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#189 - regaesnhoj (01/06/2014) [-]
**regaesnhoj rolled a random image posted in comment #847760 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Who the "Client" really was
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#186 - Bacula ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #185 - Lintutu (01/06/2014) [-]
Why do i have a feeling that this is from an old client? What is with old people and technology? They were around when computers were getting better! The hell old people
User avatar #184 - unlithe (01/06/2014) [-]
i swear to god... some ******* people...
#182 - etrian (01/06/2014) [-]
My old router died and I got a new one for Christmas, one that my parents couldn't log on to for the past couple weeks. They had to be plugged into it directly, because for some reason clicking a couple buttons to connect to the wireless network I had set up was too difficult. In the end everything was so ****** up on their laptop I had to start everything from scratch, so I put them on a guest network where I can monitor and even limit how long they can be online.

I can't even fathom how they screwed something so simple up when they were able to connect to my old router which was constantly losing signal and had a complex password. My new router wasn't even protected until just a couple hours ago, and I had to do everything for them to get them set up with the guest network.
#181 - holyfool (01/06/2014) [-]
Your right OP I am upset, insanely upset.
Your right OP I am upset, insanely upset.
#180 - yologdog (01/06/2014) [-]
I have a great grandmother.

At 87 you really don't need to know jack **** about computers to get by in life so I get why this lady never learned (Giving her the benefit of the doubt that she's older and not just a ********** ).

But Jesus Christ that was painful to read...

#197 to #180 - bjerneironbeard (01/06/2014) [-]
My grandmother is 83 and great with computers. My grandad hates them though.
#204 to #197 - yologdog (01/06/2014) [-]
I am NOT comparing grandmas.
#208 to #204 - bjerneironbeard (01/06/2014) [-]
My grandmother is better than yours!
#215 to #208 - yologdog (01/06/2014) [-]
That's not nice.
That's not nice.
#218 to #215 - bjerneironbeard (01/06/2014) [-]
But she obviously is.
#219 to #218 - yologdog (01/06/2014) [-]
It's not nice!
It's not nice!
#220 to #219 - bjerneironbeard (01/06/2014) [-]
True why would they be adversaries when they could be friends?
#221 to #220 - yologdog (01/06/2014) [-]
Got a point there...
Got a point there...
#222 to #221 - bjerneironbeard (01/06/2014) [-]
I always have a point, it might just be better or worse.
#223 to #222 - yologdog (01/06/2014) [-]
You're really sexy.
You're really sexy.
#226 to #223 - bjerneironbeard (01/06/2014) [-]
So are you my friend
User avatar #207 to #204 - picklemanatee (01/06/2014) [-]
My grandma has an ipad
User avatar #216 to #207 - tiaatortilla (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you for your contribution
#214 to #207 - yologdog (01/06/2014) [-]
I JUST said no!
I JUST said no!
#176 - zyconx (01/06/2014) [-]
1000th thumb aw yiss
#195 to #176 - tugaii (01/06/2014) [-]
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#175 - zyconx (01/06/2014) [-]
that last line made me die inside
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