This is genius. . tunein: go into a starbucks in NYC and say very drooly into your phone "this movie script is stagehand trite! we need some new talent, someone
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This is genius

tunein:
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very drooly into your phone "this movie
script is stagehand trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh
outlook" and wait
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Submitted: 08/15/2014
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#2 - mrswagly ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
All those special snowflakes coming up to you.
All those special snowflakes coming up to you.
#8 - jusmumbo (08/15/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I am a writer who's latest screenplay is about Vikings with guns.
I am a writer who's latest screenplay is about Vikings with guns.
#12 to #8 - ProWig (08/16/2014) [-]
I can see why i haven't heard of you.
I can see why i haven't heard of you.
#1 - atoaster (08/15/2014) [-]
And make sure you tell them that it's a porno with some bizarre and disguising fetish when they ask.
And make sure you tell them that it's a porno with some bizarre and disguising fetish when they ask.
User avatar #7 - dandamanzx ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Not just anyone can do it, you gotta look and sound as snobbish as possible
User avatar #26 to #25 - thingexplain (08/16/2014) [-]
A pair of designer jeans and a very nice polo, a brand new iphone case with a dead iphone I found on the sidewalk in it, a fake rolex I got for 25 bucks and put some finishing touches on, shiny shoes, a projected air of confidence and complete dismissal of anyone who isn't me or actively doing what I want them to, a spiky blonde hairdo, and a fake phone conversation about how "father" won't let me have a driver anymore, and I have to have my own car now.
#29 - duvallwhitey (08/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Well I can't do that now because every hipster faggot on tumblr knows, and everybody knows that hipster faggots all go to starbucks.   
   
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Well I can't do that now because every hipster faggot on tumblr knows, and everybody knows that hipster faggots all go to starbucks.

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#53 - fourchinsbrah (08/16/2014) [-]
>NYC
not LA
User avatar #10 - RisenLichen ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Make sure its downtown, won't find many white people (or starbucks for that matter) in the upper parts of Manhattan or any other borough
User avatar #58 - samalicious (08/16/2014) [-]
If you take your laptop into Starbucks, you're not fooling anybody.
User avatar #11 - angelmitskano (08/16/2014) [-]
I saw the starbucks at times square today. Would have been a weird idea, but I would really have no reason to walk into a starbucks.
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