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User avatar #1 - fatminion (01/10/2016) [-]
what is a thing? Storm troopers trying to help their boss get laid?
#2 to #1 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
i kinda meant more of the Rey x phasma
#51 to #22 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Because we can't have nice things any more, people gay them up to fast.
#29 to #22 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Because smol and tol lesbians are cute.
User avatar #5 to #2 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
and this is why I hate **** .
#25 to #5 - navien ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
How do you not like **** ?
User avatar #63 to #25 - homestuckxplain ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
It's Dnd explain, he hates everything good in this world.
User avatar #80 to #25 - internetexplain (22 hours ago) [-]
how DO you like any kind of gay porn in the first place ***** ?
#8 to #5 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
eh, while it's a long shot i could actually see this happening under the right circumstance. i mean think about it, Rey and Phasma fighting each other and Rey getting the upper hand and knocking Phasma blaster away, but instead of killing her (something Phasma would belie she would given her indoctrination into the first order) Rey spares her life causing Phasma to suddenly start doubting everything she used to believe in. and thus a relationship could be formed, maybe not sexual but a platonic respect sorta thing.
User avatar #44 to #8 - MrDeadiron (01/11/2016) [-]
That's retarded.
User avatar #37 to #8 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I remember reading a D&D story about a Paladin who REFUSED to give a **** about the DM's Gray campaign. Every single choice was this or that. And he continued to defy him, coming up with actual solutions to problems he was faced with, sometimes at personal sacrifice(Good Paladin). Eventually coming to a head when his group faced down the big bad guy's LT, and he ******* TURNED against the Big Bad and was trained under the Paladin.

I could see your idea coming up if the writers aren't **** .
User avatar #41 to #37 - twostepstoomany (01/11/2016) [-]
I remember that story. Damn, that was a good story.
User avatar #42 to #41 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
It was. Honestly one of the better played Paladins I've seen.
User avatar #57 to #8 - gragasvlad (01/11/2016) [-]
if you look at something containing two women and you don't reach teh conclusion that there could be **** you don't look hard enough.... so I approve of your reasoning
User avatar #9 to #8 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
this suggests a whole lot more than platonic respect.
User avatar #10 to #9 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
yes, but that's one person interpretation and ideas i like. doesn't mean it's the one i think holds the most water.
User avatar #13 to #10 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
no see, I totally enjoy what you just suggestion. it's a nifty idea, especially because they say phasma's gonna be doing a lot more in the next episode, but really, shipping?
User avatar #14 to #13 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
eh people will always do this stuff, can't stop them. no matter how hard you try or shout at them (their are a lot of ships i hate. Garen x Lux, Riven x Zac i despise them both but i know people will ship them not matter what i think say or do. so i just learned to live and let live.
#77 to #14 - blackmageewizardt ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
huh i don´t know what you mean.
#78 to #77 - meringueluka [OP](23 hours ago) [-]
no. get out!
User avatar #15 to #14 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
don't feed the fires. and riven/zac makes sense actually
#16 to #15 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Get. Out!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Riven and Zac served together on the side of noxus during the war for ionia, and you can't deny the bonds that war forges.
User avatar #18 to #17 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
no they didn't. zac was made in Zaun after the war and he hasn't left the city.
User avatar #19 to #18 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Zaun Amorphous combatant was made for Noxus under the comissioning of Swain during the Ionian Noxian War tho
User avatar #20 to #19 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
and before he was sent to the front line his "mother and father" broke him out of tht lab they worked in.
" They were struck by their conscience and could not allow the prototype to be used as a weapon. The husband and wife fled with the young blob, replacing its weapon designation – Zaun Amorphous Combatant – with a proper name: Zac. In a quiet neighborhood far from the cities of Zaun, the scientists raised Zac as their own child."
User avatar #21 to #20 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
User avatar #38 to #21 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Adding to their point, when Noxus eventually caught up with the scientists and killed them, Zac ****** them up.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]

User avatar #3 to #2 - fatminion (01/10/2016) [-]
ok, I don't know who any of those people are. I assume from the new Star Wars film. And I assume "x" means "has a fictional relationship with", right?

shouldn't surprise anyone. Rule 34.
#4 to #3 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
yes the armoured lady is captain phasma and is the leader of the stormtroopers, the other one is Rey, the protagonist of the new film, and not really. they haven't actually met at all in the canon.
User avatar #6 to #4 - fatminion (01/10/2016) [-]
how are we supposed to know it's a female storm trooper? And how is a female storm trooper even a thing? They are all clones of Django Fett????
User avatar #7 to #6 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
not any more, after the empire fell so did all the clones, now stormtropers are taken as infants and indoctrinated into the order. and we now she's a chick cus she's played by Gwendoline Christie, she has a few lines but never with Rey.
User avatar #11 to #7 - fatminion (01/10/2016) [-]
ok, that's kinda dumb. Anyway, I meant "how can we tell which storm trooper that is if he/she has his/her mask on?" Of course if she takes it off we see who it is, but to me it just looks like some random storm trooper and a girl.
User avatar #12 to #11 - meringueluka [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
well Phasma's armour is very unige in it's design so we easily pick her out of the crowed, but for a standred trooper we can't unless the speak .
User avatar #84 to #11 - angelious (21 hours ago) [-]
>>#12, also phasma had several speaking parts in the movie...where one could easily hear that her voice is rather feminine...
User avatar #86 to #84 - fatminion (19 hours ago) [-]
I was just talking about in the comic and the various following picture comments - for someone who has never seen the film and because we don't hear any voice in the pictures posted here, I just thought it was some random storm trooper.
User avatar #52 to #6 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
her armour is silver.
normal storm trooper armour is white.
most storm troopers have male voices.
she has a female voice.

Clone troopers were phased out after the galactic empire took over.
User avatar #65 to #52 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
but in the comic we can't hear her voice, and her armor is white and not grey.
#68 to #65 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
r u srs
User avatar #69 to #68 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
Thought that was just shading.

User avatar #53 to #52 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
clone troopers were phased out because they aged quicker than regular soldiers.

Hence why Boba Fett got killed by a blind man with a stick.
#58 to #53 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
but boba was an unaltered clone and had normal aging
User avatar #59 to #58 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
i did not know that
User avatar #66 to #59 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
it was in "Attack of the Clones", the second episode of Star Wars. Also, the Django clones do age faster to get to maturity, but then they are held there for I think something like 60 years, eventually reaching age "40" or something. You probably listened to all that non-canon Disney **** .
User avatar #70 to #66 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
>non canon > disney

disney now controls the canon storyline.
User avatar #71 to #70 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
uh.... no. Lucas wrote episodes I-VI. Disney added tons of **** between III and IV which doesn't add up with IV-VI. It's Lucas's vision, so his **** is canon. The Disney Clone Wars 3D **** doesn't belong to canon. I haven't seen episode VII yet, but it may or may not be canon. I downloaded a cam version and within the first 15 minutes I see that there is basically a re-incarnation of Darth Vader - complete with breathing apparatus and black poly-vinyl costume and cape, and an old man and young man in the desert. I fell asleep shortly after that. It was really confusing and seemed like a re-boot if anything.
User avatar #73 to #71 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
The Clone Wars cartoon was created by George Lucas in 2008.
Disney acquired lucasfilm in 2012.
Clone Wars + The Force Awakens are canon according to Disney and thus Lucas.
Disney can control what is canon because George Lucas sold the rights of the franchise to them. He would not have done so if he didn't trust them. And if he trusts them, I do too.
User avatar #75 to #73 - fatminion (23 hours ago) [-]
PS I subscribe to Lucas's canon - NOT that from Disney.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fatminion (23 hours ago) [-]
huh, I thought Disney made that one. But if Lucas made it, how come it has so many inconsistencies with the normal canon?
User avatar #76 to #74 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
George Lucas has by no means been a perfect writer.(as evidenced by 1999-2005)
therefore Star Wars can by no means be considered a perfect series.
If George Lucas makes contradictory plot points, we have to accept them as canon, as he held the artistic freedom to do what he wants with the plot. Now he has passed the torch onto a respectful company with equally respectful writers, directors and producers who hold the same rights.

Also, you don't get to talk **** about The Force Awakens when you've only seen 3 minutes of it.
#34 to #6 - halonachos (01/11/2016) [-]
After the Republic fell and the Empire formed there was a batch of clones on Klimino(where they made the clones) that fought against the new Empire. The Empire decided that a clone army is too easy to mess with because each member has the same biological patterns and could also fall prey to the same mental programming seeing as though they all technically have the same exact brain.

The clones were first broken up into smaller groups and other candidates were chosen to be cloned. So while they still maintained a clone army they were clones of different people. Eventually they went to a volunteer/conscripted force of non-clones.
User avatar #67 to #34 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
where was this mentioned? Ah, sptnfouroneseven says its non-canon **** .
User avatar #40 to #34 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
The Komino thing isn't canon from what I know, as Battlefront isn't canon.
#45 to #40 - sacrilegious (01/11/2016) [-]
But there are at least volunteers in the Empire, Luke mentions going to the Academy in ANH. They aren't all clones, at least.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Yes, it's all recruits/volunteers in the Stormtroopers from Episode 3 and up. As seen in Rebels.
#47 to #46 - sacrilegious (01/11/2016) [-]
Ah, well, I don't watch that.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Same but I looked up the canon after a fight with my brother about Stormtroopers.
#49 to #48 - sacrilegious (01/11/2016) [-]
Ah good, I was wondering if I was talking to a 12 year old.
User avatar #50 to #49 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Naw. Just like Clones and Stormtroopers.
User avatar #62 to #2 - mcmanybucks (01/11/2016) [-]
The actress behind her is Gwendolyne from GOT, do you wanna see her being romanced? lolol
User avatar #56 to #2 - gragasvlad (01/11/2016) [-]
did they even meet in the movie?
#35 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
they don't even share a god damn scene, did tumblr really match these two simply because "lol lesbian relationship"
#54 to #35 - vorarephilia (01/11/2016) [-]
Yes.
no. 1
that's terror
no. 2
that's terror
User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/11/2016) [-]
As soon as I saw Stormtrooper Samus, I knew the internet would ship her with everything. Haven't even seen the movie, have no idea what she looks like without the helmet, but I still knew the internet wouldn't resist.
#27 to #26 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Funny thing, I've actully seen people ship phsama with samus
User avatar #28 to #27 - thechosentroll (01/11/2016) [-]
Once again, I'm not surprised.
#30 to #26 - funpunk (01/11/2016) [-]
Played by Gwendoline Christie, she was in Game of Thrones. I'd do her.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thechosentroll (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh, right. She plays Whatshername Pop-Tart.

I should probably get around to watching Game of Thrones sometime.
User avatar #32 to #31 - funpunk (01/11/2016) [-]
I only watched a season and a half. I really need to catch up, but it just goes so slowly sometimes.
User avatar #33 to #32 - thechosentroll (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's why I don't really feel like watching it. I am that asshole, who is yelling the name of the criminal at the screen halfway through an episode of CSI or NCIS. In a show as slow as GoT, I see all the plot twists coming a month before they actually happen. Maybe because I've played so much Crusader Kings II. ****** brutal. Don't know about GoT, but in CK II assassination's the national passtime and murdering babies could be considered a sport.

Crusader Kings II - Seven Deadly Sins: Greed
#43 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** its retarded
#55 to #43 - malifauxdeux (01/11/2016) [-]
I know one of y'all internet pervs knows what this is from.
User avatar #60 to #55 - kairuzesu (01/11/2016) [-]
recently my sister is unusual [english title, don't know japanese title] basically sisnter in law gets possessed by a ghost that can't pass on unless the ghost sleeps with sister in law's brother in law so she has to sleep with him by proxy.

it's actually a pretty funny show at parts. though much of it is a little...odd...

crunchyroll has it www.crunchyroll.com/recently-my-sister-is-unusual
#23 - navien ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
It's a thing.
User avatar #24 to #23 - navien ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Pic some what related.
#87 to #23 - justletmeinfj ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
I think, I just found a new waifu.
User avatar #81 - paddypancake (22 hours ago) [-]
Spoiler alert (when is it time to stop posting this because everyone saw the movies exactly)
I don't get being hyped about phasma stuff though. She didn't do anything of significance in the movies other than deactivating the shields as far as i know. If she wore a normal trooper armor people would probably not even know her. At least that is my "only watched the movies" knowledge about her.
#85 to #81 - greyblade (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm hoping she'll have a bigger part in the next few films - she was way overhyped pre-release.
#61 - Tyranitar (01/11/2016) [-]
Shipping is like rule 34: if two characters exist, someone ships them together.
#36 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Cool, let's pair the two worst characters in the entire movie who never even spoke to each other. A bland, flat mary sue and a shiny stormtrooper who was hyped as being awesome but did nothing but help her enemies achieve victory (and should by all rights be dead now). True love.

Really though, what the **** shippers?
User avatar #72 - mrwalkerfour (23 hours ago) [-]
the rasmataz ship
#64 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Alright, so we're basically trying the same **** with Star Wars that they did to Korra. Great, just ******* great....

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