This guy is going far in life.. . A robber walked into a store demanding cash and beer. The clerk gave him the cash, but refused him the beer because he thought
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This guy is going far in life.

A robber walked into a
store demanding cash
and beer. The clerk gave
him the cash, but refused
him the beer because he
thought he wasn' t 21. The
robber pulled out his
drivers license, and 2
hours later, he was
arrested when clerk
reported the name and
address that he got off
the license.
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Submitted: 03/08/2014
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User avatar #1 - nimba (03/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Sure, rob me but god forbid you break the licensing laws
#6 - kaboozle123 (03/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
i like how the kid is supposedly robbing the guy (i'll assume he has a gun or something) and when the refuses to give him the beer because of age laws he's just like

"oh come on man, see? i'm over 21 man! i'm legal!"

you have a ******* gun! just grab the beer yourself or something jesus christ. apparently not old enough to know how to rob people the dumb ****
User avatar #7 to #6 - cumbersome (03/09/2014) [-]
That's the ******* joke
#3 - mankey (03/08/2014) [-]
Genius.
#9 - anon (03/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Bitch dats fake
***** dats gay
Did you know that horses
Like to eat hay

Like, seriously, did you know that? Horses ******* love hay. I actually seduced my first horse with a handful of the stuff once. We actually maintained a relationship for a while after that, which isn't usually the case with horses, but in the end I felt like he was just using me to get his fix of hay. **** you, Alphonso. **** you and your rich, creamy horse juices.
But yeah, this ****** faker than a pornstar's tits, if not as fake as Alphonso's pretenses of love. Nothing is faker than that.
#12 - oshkoshbigosh (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I read it as "A robot walked in..." and I sincerely had the thought "Why would a robot have a driver's license".
#41 - kanedam ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
#36 - sackit (03/09/2014) [-]
**sackit rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Taste Testing ** Police`s face when
#14 - anon (03/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Who steals beer? That most be the most stupid think I have heard next to stealing hay. Hence this is fake. Why steal beer, it is heavy, cheap and bulky. Cash is small and easy so sure but not beer. If you really needed the alcohol then take something smaller, like Absinthe or vodka. That is why this is fake.
#18 to #14 - sicanoctum (03/09/2014) [-]
I think there are people that are willing to settle for less than the average bear out there.
+1
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User avatar #44 - guanyu (03/09/2014) [-]
I thought the first part was the setup of a joke.
#35 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
What a bunch of bafoons!
#30 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Daily life in Construction ** what I stole
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Daily life in Construction ** what I stole
#22 - bootface (03/09/2014) [-]
**bootface rolled a random image posted in comment #353028 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Orcs face when bootface bootfaces
#17 - bootface (03/09/2014) [-]
**bootface rolled a random image posted in comment #769204 at Friendly ** hfw
#10 - tomjay (03/09/2014) [-]
guess one of them had to be sick or something...
User avatar #4 - chrisel (03/09/2014) [-]
Pics or it didn't happened.
User avatar #2 - sneleoparden (03/08/2014) [-]
I find it hard to believe the robber wouldn't just threaten to beat/shoot him
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