This guy is going far in life.. . A robber walked into a store demanding cash and beer. The clerk gave him the cash, but refused him the beer because he thought funny dumb criminals
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A robber walked into a
store demanding cash
and beer. The clerk gave
him the cash, but refused
him the beer because he
thought he wasn' t 21. The
robber pulled out his
drivers license, and 2
hours later, he was
arrested when clerk
reported the name and
address that he got off
the license.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - nimba
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Sure, rob me but god forbid you break the licensing laws
User avatar #21 to #1 - elcreepo
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Because in many states even if you get robbed the law states that if you give alcohol to a minor you can be fired, fined, and a ******* of other problems.

But in this case he's probably just outsmarting the guy
#27 to #21 - msfattytroll
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(03/09/2014) [-]
In no states would you get fined for having alcohol stolen from you by a minor

Please don't spout ********
User avatar #45 to #27 - elcreepo
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(03/10/2014) [-]
Are you sure about that?

I do know many places that will fire you if alcohol is stolen by a minor.
#5 to #1 - anon id: 409e1633
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I believe the implication is that he refused to give him beer under the guise that he was underage so that he could trick him into showing him his license and figure out his information so that he could, later, call the police knowing the perpetrator's name and address.
User avatar #13 to #5 - severepwner
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(03/09/2014) [-]
he's mocking the robber
#6 - kaboozle123
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(03/09/2014) [-]
i like how the kid is supposedly robbing the guy (i'll assume he has a gun or something) and when the refuses to give him the beer because of age laws he's just like

"oh come on man, see? i'm over 21 man! i'm legal!"

you have a ******* gun! just grab the beer yourself or something jesus christ. apparently not old enough to know how to rob people the dumb ****
User avatar #37 to #6 - azryahmad
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(03/09/2014) [-]
you disappoint me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cumbersome
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(03/09/2014) [-]
That's the ******* joke
#8 to #7 - kaboozle123
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(03/09/2014) [-]
the joke was the guy showed him his ID to prove he was 21 and the cops were then given his name and address. i was remarking on how it happened was funny in my head as he had a gun pointed at the guy and was suddenly like "well ****. guess i gotta show the guy my license" which is funny

you on the other hand are an idiot, who has no idea how to read what other people are saying
User avatar #11 to #8 - cumbersome
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(03/09/2014) [-]
It's not funny because, even though you don't seem to get it, that's the joke. It's the ******* joke and you just described it in detail, but it's still the joke.
User avatar #31 to #11 - wimwam
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(03/09/2014) [-]
The point he is trying to make is that it looks like one of those "true story" things, so he isn't treating it as a joke but rather a funny real life situation.
User avatar #33 to #31 - cumbersome
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Lol whoops wrong person. Well I still disagree with your contention
User avatar #32 to #31 - cumbersome
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I can't believe you're still trying to defend it
User avatar #34 to #32 - wimwam
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I just saw this, not sure what you mean by "still". Anyway, I was just pointing out that a lot of stuff on this site are funny, real-life coincidences rather than jokes
#39 to #8 - patriotpenguin
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(03/09/2014) [-]
he's the idiot
missed the joke twice
#3 - mankey
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Genius.
#12 - oshkoshbigosh
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I read it as "A robot walked in..." and I sincerely had the thought "Why would a robot have a driver's license".
#20 to #12 - Orc
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#16 - phoenix grinder
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#41 - kanedam
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#36 - sackit
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(03/09/2014) [-]
**sackit rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Taste Testing ** Police`s face when
#14 - anon id: 32a362b1
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Who steals beer? That most be the most stupid think I have heard next to stealing hay. Hence this is fake. Why steal beer, it is heavy, cheap and bulky. Cash is small and easy so sure but not beer. If you really needed the alcohol then take something smaller, like Absinthe or vodka. That is why this is fake.
User avatar #15 to #14 - tinglyturtletaint
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Have you never heard of a beer run?
#26 to #14 - smartassassin
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(03/09/2014) [-]
dude, they already are stupid enough to steal, thinking they are an evil robin hood or something, of course they arent thinking and want to steal beer with it
#18 to #14 - sicanoctum [OP]
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I think there are people that are willing to settle for less than the average bear out there.
User avatar #43 to #18 - youtail
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(03/09/2014) [-]
the zoo really needs to work on their security.
User avatar #23 to #18 - alekksandar
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(03/09/2014) [-]
>****** creates chaos and steals a banana

oh god it's priceless
User avatar #25 to #23 - givememoarpony
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(03/09/2014) [-]
speaking of *****, boondocks returns april 21
User avatar #24 to #23 - givememoarpony
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(03/09/2014) [-]
plot twist: he is potassium deficient so he needed the banana to live
User avatar #40 to #18 - Silver Quantum
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(03/09/2014) [-]
well it depends on the kind of bear, i prefer pandas myself
#9 - anon id: 7236a321
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Bitch dats fake
***** dats gay
Did you know that horses
Like to eat hay

Like, seriously, did you know that? Horses ******* love hay. I actually seduced my first horse with a handful of the stuff once. We actually maintained a relationship for a while after that, which isn't usually the case with horses, but in the end I felt like he was just using me to get his fix of hay. **** you, Alphonso. **** you and your rich, creamy horse juices.
But yeah, this ****** faker than a pornstar's tits, if not as fake as Alphonso's pretenses of love. Nothing is faker than that.
#28 to #9 - crosskill
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User avatar #29 to #9 - mookiez
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(03/09/2014) [-]
It's alright man, work through it man. You just need someone else that will love you for your juices and not just your hay. I know this very kinky horse named sifif.
#42 - hoodedspoon
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