This fucking guy. .. Four score and seven beers ago our fathers brought forth on this countertop a new 12 pack, conceived in a Coors brewery, and dedicated to the proposition that a
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User avatar #17 - SubjectThree (01/02/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Four score and seven beers ago our fathers brought forth on this countertop a new 12 pack, conceived in a Coors brewery, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created sober.

Now we are engaged in a great drinking war, testing whether that notion, or any notion so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that countertop, as a final resting place for those who here gave their livers that that notion might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this puke-stained ground. The brave men, sober and drunk, who struggled here, have consecrated it (with pee, probably), far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but Youtube will never forget what they did here. It is for us the with common sense, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who drank here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these shameless drunks we take increased devotion to that cause for which they drank the last full measure of my beer—that we here highly resolve that these alcoholics shall not have puked in vain—that this party, under Samuel Adams, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that drinking binges of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
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#21 - include (01/02/2014) [-]
Does that hat get 10 gallons?
Does that hat get 10 gallons?
User avatar #42 - roflstorm (01/02/2014) [+] (8 replies)
4 brews and 7 shots ago, Our fathers brought forth on this table, a new mixture, conceived in sobriety, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equally drunk. Now we are engaged in a great drinking war, Testing whether that liver, or any other liver so conceived and so *hic* dedicated, can long endure. We are met in a garage of that drinking game. We have come to dedicate a portion of that garage, as a final resting place for those brain cells who gave their lives that that mind might live. It is altogether fun and awesome that we should do this. But, in a sober sense, we can not dedicate.....we can not consecrate......we cannot belly ache....this bottle. The brave livers, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor speeches to add or detract. The *hic* world will hold it's liqueur, nor long memory what we did last night, but it can never forget what everyone else did there. It is for us, the brewskies, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished 40. which they who have collapsed, comatose, have thus far so nobley advanced in drunkeness. It is rather for us to *hic* rather for us to be here dedicated to the great game of beer pong, 1 game remaining before us...... That we here highly resolved the "ran outta cups" problem, that these last few beers shall not go flat in vain, that from this party, Under table, shall have a new round of goodness......and that *hic* and that the government of the drinkers, by the drinkers, for the drinkers, shall not perish from the Earth.
#12 - TexMex (01/02/2014) [-]
that's pretty accurate actually
#3 - tealcanaan (01/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If you enjoy alchestbreach
#31 - akigon (01/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Abraham Dinkin's speech: The Gettysburg Address

Four score and seven gallons ago our hosts brought forth on this party, a new hottie, conceived in the bedroom, and dedicated to ass shaking, which that all men cannot say no

Now we are engaged in a great dance party, testing whether that party, or any party so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great dance floor of this party. We have come to dedicate a portion of this floor, as a final ass shaking place for those who here gave their ass a shake so that this party might continue. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this floor. The brave women, living and passed out, who ass shook here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The guests will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but they can never forget what they did here. It is for us the drinking, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished beer keg which they who drank here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored passed out we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these passed out shall not have gone out in vain -- that this beer keg, under God, shall have a new birth of beer -- and that alcohol of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the body.
User avatar #73 - psyachu (01/02/2014) [-]
I guess he's wearing a... TEN GALLON HAT!!!

I know... it's probably less, sue me!
#91 - catburglarpenis (01/02/2014) [-]
Lite beer? Automatic thumb down.
User avatar #38 - loneranger (01/02/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Yes! Finally a picture of a party scene with Miller light instead of bud light.
#61 to #59 - loneranger (01/02/2014) [-]
I like BBWs too...
User avatar #22 - charliewaffles (01/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
drinking is not cool
it kills people
dont choose your life values watching MTV
watch the news
User avatar #77 - malhaloc (01/02/2014) [-]
Abrewham Drinkin*
User avatar #74 - ghostisaho (01/02/2014) [-]
4 score and seven beers ago
User avatar #47 - sulaman (01/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Is that a Baldwin?
User avatar #51 to #47 - fourtwentt (01/02/2014) [-]
No, that's drinkin
#24 - allion (01/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
#30 - lolofoeshow (01/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#86 - trollgoodness (01/02/2014) [-]
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#5 - deantroell (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why not "Abraham Drink On"?
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