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#57 - piratedangel (07/23/2015) [-]
I guess I'll work out soon.
User avatar #195 to #57 - seferofe (07/23/2015) [-]
I like how he pauses at "a legitimate modeling career" while sounding like he's trying to hold back laughter.
#220 to #57 - thenordinrags (07/23/2015) [-]
thats just ****** up and i lolled at when he said morbid curiosity bloody hilarious.
#224 to #57 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
"effyourbeautystandards" -> wears a corset in a picture to achieve an "hourglass" figure.
Really?

This was obviously only one of the several controversies she is supposedly against, but I still noticed this one the most.
#202 to #57 - kiershar (07/23/2015) [-]
the Jabba part is ******* genius
#200 to #57 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
It's weird because I bet she would look attractive if she wasn't ******* 3 tons.
User avatar #116 to #57 - abbieru (07/23/2015) [-]
"Snacktivist"

kek
User avatar #67 to #57 - tenaciousleespare (07/23/2015) [-]
I never not laugh at this.
#86 to #57 - rpsystems ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
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#13 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
He's right. He's absolutely right.
This is one of the big reasons I started going to the gym. When I see people like this talking about the subject, I took at it as he was talking to me. It motivated me more than anything else.

Being fat is NOT beautiful. It's given me heart problems, back problems and insane self-esteem issues and it's all my fault. There is almost no excuse for being fat. The only thing that is a real excuse is a genuine thyroid problem.

I am ECSTATIC when I go to the gym because I know that I will finally not be grouped together with all these 'accept me because I'm beautiful' faggots. Every time I weigh myself and see 3 or 4 pounds disappear, it just motivates me more to keep going. I thank people like this because if it wasn't for it, I probably would still not be trying to fix it.
User avatar #107 to #13 - pallepis (07/23/2015) [-]
You know..Or just get a real sport? Instead of going to a gym and paying a ******** for equipment and membership?
User avatar #174 to #107 - cowisbeast (07/23/2015) [-]
gym is about efficiency, with better equipment in constantly cooled temperatures with trainers there to help, you can do much more rigorous training than just playing a sport; and sports aren't free either.
User avatar #186 to #174 - pallepis (07/23/2015) [-]
**** efficiency, I like to have fun! Go outside freak AC cooled lifting machine.
#201 to #186 - irarelypoop (07/23/2015) [-]
uuuh, someones edgy
#138 to #107 - blueballswhitename (07/23/2015) [-]
Why would you confine yourself to a single sport that will work out certain muscle groups where you have to show up at a certain time when you can get a gym membership, work out whatever you want, when you want and get the same benefits and more?
User avatar #141 to #138 - pallepis (07/23/2015) [-]
Nature sports rule, you king of pelb.
#142 to #141 - blueballswhitename (07/23/2015) [-]
WTF are you talking about? Are you telling me hiking and **** is better than a routine of weight training and cardio at the gym? I bet you're a cycle fag.
User avatar #155 to #142 - pallepis (07/23/2015) [-]
**** cycles.
User avatar #205 to #107 - nass (07/23/2015) [-]
I think if you are really overweight, you aren't even capable of doing real sports, because you need a let's decent physique. In the gym you can shed fat and build up muscle in the most efficient way like cowisbeast stated. Once you've improved, you can do sports to keep your body in shape. But even there you always need to exercise reguarly to improve yourself and your skills. No matter which pro athlete you ask, no matter which kind of sports they are in, the gym is part of their weekly, maybe even daily routine. Football players, cyclists, swimmers, volleyball players ... no matter what.
User avatar #216 to #205 - pallepis (07/23/2015) [-]
Who says you need to be a pro athlete to do outdoor sports?
User avatar #228 to #216 - nass (07/23/2015) [-]
Nobody, but if you wanna play, let's say basketball. If you are heavily overweight, you won't have fun/be able to play, because you'll be out of breath in less than a minute. To get to the point to play these sports and have actually have fun, you need to lose some weight and improve your endurance. Going to the gym and jogging are the best ways to do that.

Another plus for the gym is that you are not dependant on others. While team games are fun, it's not always possible to find enough people to play all the time (at the same time).
User avatar #119 to #107 - laseneph ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
most sports have registration fee and people would want to pay the extra $15 for the ability to go when they want and not "x:30 on wednesday for training and y:00 on saturday for a match".

Also you can work more muscle groups at a gym than you can with a single sport, just because you can do a single sport as a teen and be fit doesn't mean it'll work that way for adults, just fyi
#157 to #13 - pallepis (07/23/2015) [-]
Stfu attention whore. You aren't doing **** .
#163 to #157 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm at the gym now. Watching movies on a treadmill.

What were you saying again?
User avatar #221 to #163 - tenaciousleespare (07/23/2015) [-]
Theater at the gym?

Neat!
User avatar #206 to #163 - velutluna (07/23/2015) [-]
National Fitness Center? My gym has the theatre too. I think it's a really cool idea because you get so lost in the movie, you don't even focus on the exertion of exercise.
User avatar #231 to #206 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Exactly. It's amazing. And, I go to golds gym
User avatar #234 to #231 - velutluna (07/23/2015) [-]
Do you like it? How long have you been going? What kind of classes do they have? I'm very new to the gym scene (I just got my membership Sunday) and I'd like to know what most gyms have..especially more reputable gyms like Gold's Gym.
User avatar #235 to #234 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
I love it. I've been going for two weeks and just from cardio and diet I've lost 18 pounds. They have basically every class you'd expect : yoga, spin class, cardio training, zumba, aerobics, etc. They have every machine you could think of and just a lot of equipment in general. Very nice employees and personal trainers. I've only been to one other gym and at the time I thought it was great. Golds makes it look like a playground lol
User avatar #236 to #235 - velutluna (07/23/2015) [-]
That's great! I just met with my personal trainer today. I'm actually a little happy. I only have 27 lbs to lose and my BFP is 37% or something. That isn't too bad. He gave me a meal plan that actually has me eating MORE food than I normally do and I have an exercise regimen. Those machines are really confusing at first. Like, you can see illustrations, but you don't know how many to do or what exactly you should do with them. I'm glad it was cleared up a little bit. Do you take any classes?
User avatar #243 to #236 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
That's awesome, man. It's always nice when you realize you don't always have to eat like a bird to be able to lose weight. Glad you got all your questions cleared up One of the main reasons people stop going to the gym is because they think they don't know what they're doing which leads to them thinking no progress is being met.

I personally don't take any classes yet because I don't feel comfortable doing them at my weight. I have bad social anxiety issues, so being in a gym is hard enough..but being in a room with mainly hot ass bitches in yoga pants makes me go beta mode and slither to the dark parts of the gym lol. Right now I mainly do cardio and when I get to a comfortable weight, I plan on going to most classes.
which wont probably be for a few months because my overall goal to lose 100 lbs, and my 'getting comfortable with myself' weight is after 50 pounds, and I'm only at about 17-18 down
User avatar #244 to #243 - velutluna (07/25/2015) [-]
Well remember, if you don't lose the 100 lbs, don't get upset. You'll probably lose about 80-85 lbs, BUT you will gain muscle. That's good ^^ and yeah..I know what you mean. My gym has conveniently placed the ab things right next to the weight room so I'm trying to get rid of my pudge and while I do so, I have to stare at these ******* Adonis' with tight muscles and I just blush and look down like..don't look at me! Thankfully, my gym has a girls only section so I don't have to feel bad about that too much. Congrats and good luck, man!!
#167 to #163 - pallepis (07/23/2015) [-]
Movies at the gym, ******* pelb.
User avatar #168 to #167 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
My gym is just cool like that.
#185 to #168 - unfitninjuh (07/23/2015) [-]
What gym do you go to
What gym do you go to
User avatar #232 to #185 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Gold's Gym
User avatar #215 to #13 - snowoficer (07/23/2015) [-]
Thyroid fag here, I had hyperthyroid but I had the radioactive treatment to burn the gland, and apparently now i have hypothyroid, I stopped to take my pills because they hurt my chest when I did, I been doing runnings every 2 days for 1 hour each non stop jugging.

Can I lose weight without taking the pill, is it possible for me?
#96 to #13 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
you may even say you are ... euphoric...
#100 to #13 - hkkkkkk (07/23/2015) [-]
If someone is not athletic, I really think they should try it. Try your hardest to build endurance, do some hiking, cut down your fat levels. It's a pretty awesome feeling. I say this having lost much of my athletic ability after half a year of bulking up (I plan to get it back). It really sucks having to make an effort to do perform a squat...
User avatar #61 to #13 - levvy (07/23/2015) [-]
>says the fat mod on a FJ

quit ur boot licking you spinless bitch, you mods are so pethetic its cringeworthy

also turn off you ****** orange name - no one cares you attention whore
User avatar #75 to #61 - bigswingingrichard (07/23/2015) [-]
hide all sure is neeto
#74 to #61 - legolego (07/23/2015) [-]
just keep him at zero guys, he'll get bored eventually
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#115 to #13 - qtrfuckinghazard (07/23/2015) [-]
I actually have a thyroid problem which makes me eat 50mg of thyroxine daily, And i still sit at 13-15% bodyfat all year round.
User avatar #33 to #13 - titsmccracken (07/22/2015) [-]
Even with thyroid problems you can still lose weight. It's harder to do and takes longer but anyone can lose weight. It's also treatable, sometimes it takes awhile to find the right medication and the right dose though.
#109 to #33 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Depends on how bad it is in extreme cases they use gastric bands with weight lose pills to help though this version is extremely rare
User avatar #69 to #13 - yuichka (07/23/2015) [-]
Same, few months ago i made a comment about how i started to loose weight.
Now, i lost 20-24lbs. I feel much better about myself

Keep going! ♥
#39 to #13 - kaephoon (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm going to be going to the gym as soon as I get laid off and go back to college, and I'm so damn excited to get built.



This fat is a pox and I'M THE CURE
#139 to #13 - studbeefpile ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Good for you man! You should hop on the /fit/ board sometime. There's a lot of folks on there -including myself- that are here to help anyone with any questions.

This is my transformation if you're curious.

Before: BW 250lbs, lifts were ~145 bench, 215 deadlift, pretty much incapable of performing real squats.

After: BW 205lbs, 275 bench, 455 deadlift, 385 squat.

We're all gonna make it.
User avatar #233 to #139 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
That's awesome, dude. Congratulations on your transformation !
#4 - tealcanaan (07/22/2015) [-]
God bless him.
User avatar #171 to #4 - stardude (07/23/2015) [-]
"grape looking slut" lel
#65 to #7 - tenaciousleespare (07/23/2015) [-]
In this situation, it kinda works, though, unless you just want to see the not moving gym equipment.
User avatar #110 to #65 - goobyman (07/23/2015) [-]
but... but MUH BLACK SPACE
User avatar #210 to #110 - tenaciousleespare (07/23/2015) [-]
It'll be okay, man, you don't need the full video.

Plus, it lets you focus on him, instead of your eyes drifting through the video and not listening.
#6 - regimentbluefly ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
get the booty thread rolling
User avatar #181 to #6 - spaceturtlecadet (07/23/2015) [-]
is that the valkyr warframe?
that's the first (and last, huh) one i got
i should start warframe again
#127 to #6 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - regimentbluefly ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
source on that violet one: http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1158906
User avatar #49 to #10 - metalcheese (07/23/2015) [-]
sause?
#17 to #6 - auronexplains (07/22/2015) [-]
Inb4 "why not"
#12 to #6 - tepidteal ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
#189 to #80 - unfitninjuh (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh my Goodness, Oh my Damn
#240 to #239 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2015) [-]
Holy **** ! I'm gonna fap until I tear my dick off with this beautiful collection. Thanks mayne
#242 to #241 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2015) [-]
Even better
#14 - evilhomer (07/22/2015) [-]
**evilhomer used "*roll picture*"**
**evilhomer rolled image** Admin, please make a motivational vocaroo
#126 - flamingbungholio (07/23/2015) [-]
Being serious though, he looks genuinely concerned, and that really restores my faith in humanity. I love this video.
#38 - thinemother (07/22/2015) [-]
**thinemother used "*roll picture*"**
**thinemother rolled image** all the motivation I need is right here
User avatar #199 to #38 - xsnowbanex (07/23/2015) [-]
May I have some more sir?
#106 - kalendric (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm sitting here, agreeing with everything he saying, but also waiting for the shop down the street to open so i can go get me some tiger tail doughnuts.
#34 - mrwillje (07/22/2015) [-]
**mrwillje used "*roll picture*"**
**mrwillje rolled image** mfw ****** fat people
#184 - kingalister ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
>"Wow, give me an excuse why you are fat"
>"I'm lazy"
>"ugh...."

I think most people don't care
#24 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** He is completely right.
#120 - dildobarbarian (07/23/2015) [-]
So ******* true, todays world has become too lazy and accepting of problems that they almost given up on life. no ambition or motivation to make something of themselves.
User avatar #170 to #120 - toboz (07/23/2015) [-]
you've got a cool name
User avatar #238 to #170 - dildobarbarian (07/24/2015) [-]
you know it!
User avatar #166 - angelusprimus ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
I like that he pointed out that he has unhealthy meals now and then.
A lot of people think eating healthy means you never get to have a burger or lasagne or carnivore pizza. That's ******** .
You just don't have them all the ******* time. You also can have popcorn or chips or whatever. But once a week on a movie or game night. Not all day every day.
Living healthy doesn't mean you don't get to enjoy yourself. Just that you do it smart and in moderation.
User avatar #164 - manofparody (07/23/2015) [-]
>Not healthy to be overweight

Oh **** , now that he's finally revealed this obvious information to me, time to start working out.

Yeah, I don't care. My girlfriend is a chubby chaser and she loves me, so I'm happy with it. Am I lazy? I dunno, I woke up at 2am because the bed was uncomfortable and threw out my old mattress and moved another one into my bedroom and went back to bed. I don't think I can call myself lazy when I do random physical **** like that.
#160 - segwaynazi (07/23/2015) [-]
He looks like hes gonna cry, and funny, cant take him serious.
#144 - insertclevernames (07/23/2015) [-]
it really doesnt take that much effort to be honest. i go to the gym 5 days a week, i bike 3 days a week, and i eat healthy every single day. people who cant get off their lazy asses disgust me. if i did it anyone can do it. i realize i still have a long ways to go but atleast i started.

(4 months of progress)

(333lbs to 264lbs)
User avatar #146 to #144 - lucariopwnz (07/23/2015) [-]
Hell ******* yea dude, keep on keepin on.
#154 to #144 - tsc (07/23/2015) [-]
nice job.
#134 - shadowgandalf (07/23/2015) [-]
20$ for 8 chicken breasts?! What kind of magical paradise is that?

Where i am at, chickenbreast is atleast 11$ per kilogram
User avatar #161 to #134 - angelusprimus ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Where do you live? New York?
I buy chicken from an organic farmer and it comes down to a lot less than that.
Though I buy an whole chicken and take it apart myself. You should look into that, its much cheaper way to eat chicken.
You can use skin and bones to make good chicken stock. You get all kinds of meat and it comes down to about 1/5 to 2/3 of a price if you were buying already cut down one.
There are youtube videos that show how to cut up chicken very simply.
#165 to #161 - shadowgandalf (07/23/2015) [-]
I live in Denmark, I just translated the price.
Even when you buy a whole chicken, the cheapest you can get is 8$ for a whole.
User avatar #169 to #165 - angelusprimus ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Holly **** the **** .
I pay about 8 dollars for an organic free range chicken straight from the farmer. (it gets killed in front of me, so dinner and a show )
But normal chicken in the store is about 4$ here...
Umm, do you guys have Lidl? My mom shops in Lidl in Germany and she says prices are a lot lower than otherwise. (shot in the dark, since you guys are right next to Germany)
#172 to #169 - shadowgandalf (07/23/2015) [-]
There a Lidle less than 100 meters from my apartment.
Thats where you can get chicken at that price...

One of the issues with living in Denmark, is that we have a ******* of different taxes. One of the more infamous ones, is a flat 25% of the total price on anything sold.

So if Lidl buys 20 ton chick or something, they need to sell it for atleast 26% more than they bought it.
User avatar #173 to #172 - angelusprimus ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Wow that's ******** .
I'm originally from Bosnia, and have friends in Croatia. They have a 25% tax too, but its only 5% for food and books.
I'm honestly surprised Danish people are not buying farms and growing their own food at these prices...
#175 to #173 - shadowgandalf (07/23/2015) [-]
Because Denmark is a small country, and some of our main exports are meat and corn. There is ofcourse also other factors, like the price on danish soil, which is abnormally high and the fact that farmers still practise nepotism like in the old days.

If you are gonna buy a piece of land, you need to have millions in your bank and be prepared to pay several thousands in tax.
#113 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Good speech although I don't get why he had to show us his body for it
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