First blood: >DEAD PACE
> There's apocalyptic zombie **** going on in an epic sized spaceship and you have to save your ass but controls are **** and you're at a slow as **** pace.
> You have autism.
A first-person view game in which you are surrounded by voluptuous cleavage and blatant man-dong and are not allowed to ogle people. Score is based on your self-control.
Porta
Simulator of one who has to take the bags for families on vacation at a ritzy hotel. If you aren't there in time, you get penalized. There are all sorts of obstacles keeping you from your goal.
Meal Gear Solid
Basically just the Hamburgers of Kazuhira story fleshed out over a 60+ hour game with the last hour of story about the secret sauce cut out and put on the special edition DVD, dood.