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This is the original content before that wretched Canadian stole it and adapted it. Everyone knows Canadians can't do anything themselves.

All we' done is try to be nice and you still do t
like us. How could you not like us?
I I tell y
I literally supplied the majority funds to rebuild mm
of your continent mm WWII, and I protected the
West from the Soviet Union for decades.
and how do you show your gratitude?
With resentment and ridicule. As
though our sacrifices meant nothing.
And you' re so full of
yourselves
You gave the " the Nobel Peace Prize, even
though you' been involved in conflicts
around the world for decades.
And what really bothers me is how most of you pretend that your
entire continent is so culturally advanced. and act like your people
are so %
Yet you still have problems with
hooligans and extreme racism.
Yeah. my country has ts and assholes,
but at least we' re honest about it!
Yeah. I allow N» -Nazis. the WBBC and Evangelicals to speak out
openly. That' s because we respect Freedom in all
forms. No matter how much dislike. or disagree with it
Not to mention that most Mme, and music
for the past century was founded in the Us
GOD
RETENTIONS'
You still own other countries around the world.
Like Britian invading the Falklands in the
Yet you constanlty complain about
f America being. "imperialism."
And I think what I hate most about you,
You' re always telling America to mind its own business
while constanly bugging into our Mllion
Also. how come whenever there' s a crisis it' s always the
US' s to handle m
How about you start handling the mess for
once instead of playing the back seat d er?
I take in more refugees than any other nation.
And I' m the largest supplier of foreign aid.
Instead of criticizing how we m things,
how about you guys put up the majority
effort for once?
And E the way, having universal health care
doesn' t make you Jesus Christ.
Oh wait! The vast majo E of Europeans apparently
don' t believe in Jesus Christ!
Or any religion for that matter, because "religion ©
or idiots." Depsite being home to some of the mos
Christian nations on the planet
Well who the hell are you people to talk down to anyone?
LN r, You' re responsible for some of
the bloodiest wars in
The " is on the verge of economic collapse, and
several of the countries in your region are horribly
But you know Mam I could forgive all of that.
reg
If you weren' t such hypocrites about everything!
That' s the worst of it Europe
You' re just a group of big, sad. alcoholic
Thanks for the ******* oil
...
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User avatar #232 - damping (03/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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seaofcoltrane, as you can see Eurofags and you Canadians get much more butt hurt than Americans. There is a reason yours made the front page with much less red thumbs per green thumbs. You guys prove again you can dish it but can't take it. You guys get a post like this once a month, and we get one once a day, yet you tell us to take a joke. Hypocrites the lot of you.
User avatar #27 - teocherries (03/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Not to mention that most culture and music for the past century was founded in the US"
"God you're pretentious"

Also saying Britain invaded the Falklands in the 1980s is like saying The USA, Canada and Britain invaded France in the 1940's
#26 - lube (03/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The Argentinians invaded the Falklands (AKA the united ******* kindgdom) and we kicked thier arses
#5 - xonorithedruid (03/01/2014) [-]
>America strikes back? Waiting for European rage now.
>America strikes back? Waiting for European rage now.
#1 - thearcher ONLINE (03/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Europe's full of itself and not America?
Europe's full of itself and not America?
#6 to #1 - xonorithedruid (03/01/2014) [-]
Ignore the critics. America is pretty full of itself too. But, mostly, everyone is.
Ignore the critics. America is pretty full of itself too. But, mostly, everyone is.
User avatar #161 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (03/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
******* . Wow - Britain invading the Falklands?! The Falklands?
"News flash! America has invaded California! I repeat, America has invaded California!"
That's how that sounded! How can you invade something you own!? We were defending our land! Just because its not attached to us doesn't mean its not us. The Argentinians invaded the Falklands and we were liberating people who, like it or not, classify themselves as British. Honest to god, get your **** straight.
Also, let me just point out a few things here: You may give the largest amount of foreign aid but that's only because you're the largest country. Per Capita (per person) AUSTRALIA gives the most foreign aid. Followed by Austria, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Greece, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Japan, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom and THEN the USA, in that order. A lot of European countries there.
And "protect the West from the Soviet Union?" If by that you mean you spend the better half of 50 years shouting "Were totally going to do something if you do something USSR! Were super Serious!" And then fighting two wars against communist countries NO WHERE NEAR THE WEST and losing, thanks. I feel super defended.
We didn't give anyone the Peace Price. I can't remember Voting. Didn't Obama get a peace price too for pretty much being black? That's a much bigger achievement than uniting countries that have been Waring for literally a thousand years -_-
I have run out of space but i could say much more. This is just complete self righteousness from an American who knows nothing past his own noes. Its stupid that some Americans compare themselves, one country, to a continent with 50 countries in it! You can't do that guys! Were a little more diverse than that. Oh, don't confuse Europe with the EU either. the EU is not Europe. You can't use them interchangeably, its just not done. It just goes to show how ignorant you are.
#24 - khepri (03/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The single fact of life is: no one is perfect. We're all 						******					 up in our own little ways, and if you think you're perfect.. congratulations, you just found out how you're 						******					 up. This, of course, applies to countries as well. The sooner everyone realizes this, probably the better.
The single fact of life is: no one is perfect. We're all ****** up in our own little ways, and if you think you're perfect.. congratulations, you just found out how you're ****** up. This, of course, applies to countries as well. The sooner everyone realizes this, probably the better.
#25 - romdadon ONLINE (03/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
shots fired all around   
how will europe respond?
shots fired all around
how will europe respond?
User avatar #30 to #25 - sgrave (03/01/2014) [-]
By running away, because we are afraid of guns.
#136 - flnonymousseven (03/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
EFW
#32 - theannoyingFJguy (03/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Let's take a ride down the comments section!
Let's take a ride down the comments section!
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Guarantee this doesn't get nearly as many thumbs as the one bashing the US,
User avatar #34 to #18 - ncrr (03/01/2014) [-]
It's a wonder why it isn't an Olympic sport.
#13 - worldofwarcraftdog (03/01/2014) [-]
we have lasers too...

feels good
#240 - poledance (03/02/2014) [-]
america is one country with one set of rules and one government, Europe is a continent, so its not a fair comparison, a lot of individual economies/governments are superior to american within Europe, its like an English person saying England is better than america as a whole (including Mexico, Argentina etc....) .....stupid american, yes i'm butthurt, i'm off for a cup of tea....
#228 - megamolester (03/02/2014) [-]
everybodies jimmies b gettin' rustled
#175 - yourmummy (03/01/2014) [-]
just want to point out the Falklands was not invaded they are UK sovereign land and has been for well over a hundred years.
#41 - ParallelDuck (03/01/2014) [-]
The Falklands wanted to be British and when invaded by Argentina the UK went to defend the islands.
User avatar #40 - whereistherumgone (03/01/2014) [-]
I don't think OP understands how Europe works
#7 - penileburglar (03/01/2014) [-]
In my experiences in Europe, people don't instinctively hate Americans the way Americans think they do.  I mean, not all countries are friendly to foreigners, but it's pretty much ANY foreigner.
In my experiences in Europe, people don't instinctively hate Americans the way Americans think they do. I mean, not all countries are friendly to foreigners, but it's pretty much ANY foreigner.
User avatar #102 - ROFL (03/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
bet this was made by a amerifat
User avatar #121 to #102 - damping (03/01/2014) [-]
Wow how did you figure that one out? Boy you Europeans are beyond stupid. You probably think you re a genius for figuring that one out.
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