This Purge is getting out of hand.. . it Superman Ill!) lie‘ Found Used Dildo (Louisville) guy just reported that a dildo hit his window as he was driving. (ii)
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This Purge is getting out of hand.

it Superman Ill!)
lie‘ Found Used Dildo (Louisville)
guy just reported that a dildo hit
his window as he was driving. (ii)
8/ 16/ 14, 1: 26 AM from Scrath Point, OH
TIS RETWEETS 318 )
I was wing down the road and a dildo hit my
I E‘ . windshield during the Louisville Purge 2014. I
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User avatar #2 - bitchitroll (08/16/2014) [-]
it bothers me that people got scared by this. one google search turned up that some kid was watching the purge and sent out a tweet asking who would purge with him and then social media blew it up
#1 - yoursandwitch (08/16/2014) [-]
I was listening to the scanner when this came through. I lost my 			****		.   
   
MFW
I was listening to the scanner when this came through. I lost my **** .

MFW
User avatar #9 - orostheavengerx (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
One day, a father was draving with his young daughter. In the car ahead of them was a man and woman. The woman discovers the man has been cheating on her and so she pulls out a knife, cuts the man's penis off, and throws it out the window. The penis smacks the windshield of the car with the young girl who asks, "Daddy, what was that?" Seeking to protect her innocence, he says "That was just a bug sweetie". The girl then says "Wow. That bug had a big dick".
#14 - lifeanddeath (08/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
KENTUCKY MENTIONED, SWELL WITH FRIED CHICKEN AND HORSES!
KENTUCKY MENTIONED, SWELL WITH FRIED CHICKEN AND HORSES!
#3 - backwoodsexplain (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
dafuq is a purge?
#7 to #3 - regius (08/16/2014) [-]
Movie bro get your daily petri dishes
#19 - disasterbater (08/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
mother ****** , how do you know if its used or new? thats what u wanna know.

did you smell it?
is there poop on it?
is it worn away from copious use?
#23 - serpens (08/17/2014) [-]
Holy **** Louisville actually got attention for this. We have recently gotten flocks of middleschool douches going around the riverfront.

I really love louisville but we seem to be the 13 year old overconfident asshole kid capital of the world
#17 - fent (08/17/2014) [-]
I have never been more proud of being a Louisville resident
#13 - aceofknights ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
mfw when louisville ky is mentioned
#10 - ogvind (08/17/2014) [-]
Reminded me about that Norwegian guy that found a dildo in a fish he fished.
#22 - thebaseballexpert (08/17/2014) [-]
louisville purge?
louisville purge?
#15 - irockout (08/17/2014) [-]
Ah i'm so glad my we have so many sane people here
Ah i'm so glad my we have so many sane people here
User avatar #27 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i only ever listen to my scanner when im on my fourwheeler on the road so i know when to run lol
User avatar #25 - russianmafiaman (08/17/2014) [-]
Louisville Purge mentioned. Laugh.
#18 - Digitalphear (08/17/2014) [-]
Man I'm from Chicago. Everyday is the purge.
#16 - hazenberdan (08/17/2014) [-]
...Am I the only one who sees the bit that says "USED"?
...Am I the only one who sees the bit that says "USED"?
User avatar #12 - iamtheballsack (08/17/2014) [-]
How do they know it was used?

"There it is!"
"Wow he wasn't lying"
*picks it up*
"It smells like....wait..."
User avatar #5 - Icedangel ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I live near Louisville.

I know a woman with that same Dildo.

Related? Probably not
#4 - ratbag (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone help? I've got stingrays in my pool
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