This Kills The Man. . Messages In Dad. " Hey, Mom! Dad said that because you killed that roach you can't smoke weed for a week!"
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This Kills The Man

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Submitted: 08/30/2014
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#1 - CherryYumDiddly (08/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
" Hey, Mom! Dad said that because you killed that roach you can't smoke weed for a week!"

#2 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
It's time to let this **** meme die, and tell jokes the way they are supposed to be told, not as gay ass fake IM conversations.
#10 - mrkek (08/31/2014) [+] (15 replies)
No more roach :'(
#4 - randomwanker (08/31/2014) [-]
have you killed any cockroaches, oh sweet offspring of mine
have you killed any cockroaches, oh sweet offspring of mine
#6 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
XD
#8 to #6 - norkas (08/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 - foamytesquirrel (08/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What could it be? No chicken for a week? Hmmm...
#7 to #3 - octagon (08/31/2014) [-]
NOPE
NOPE
#33 - notnewaccount (08/31/2014) [-]
Dad number 3
User avatar #32 - slashtrey (08/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
the most far-fetched setup I have ever seen, 100% saw that coming, 0/10 would not read again
#37 to #32 - pikachustolemybike ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
So youre saying people would read it again?
User avatar #31 - imagnetsux (08/31/2014) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, the oldest joke ever.
User avatar #30 - sovietsamurai (08/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
":3"

God I hate those things
#9 - hashtagopinion (08/31/2014) [-]
#OriginalJokes
#PhoneSetting

#IPreferOriginalJokesWithoutPhoneSetting

#UnpopularOpinionIGuess
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