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Things you never hear anymore

These are all expired phrases

oh good,
the new
here?
hey, lets go
watch music
videos on
MTV
whoa, sweet:
hammer pants!"
tug? for
a gallon of gas?
are you crazy?"
things no one says anymore-
man, i want
that new
flip hone
so ad?
isn' t: it rad
how the sun
revolves around
the earth?”
this
commercial
flight was
Just:: lovely"
that lindsay
lohan girl
really has
her ****
together!”
you( re Ital,,
you should
be married with
kids by now”
Bel
gs e mas
shou d make
more star
wars movies"
dude,
myspace me?
pleatedjeans
...
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#2 - mrselfdestruct (01/17/2014) [-]
but first, we save FJ from destruction. Then, we save dickbutt
#1 - doujinshi ONLINE (01/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#8 - soule (01/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)




That Dane Cook guy is so funny!
#14 - puggles (01/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
updated this one
#18 - deathtofj (01/17/2014) [-]
$1.09 for gas is still crazy, it's just crazy low instead of crazy high.
User avatar #7 - charagrin (01/17/2014) [-]
Second one doesn't make sense, they still make flip phones and flips hold a 30% market share in the mobile market. They are actually pretty popular, I sell a few every day. Not everyone wants or needs a mobile computer, some just want to talk to people.
User avatar #5 - metacobalion (01/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hammer pants are still awesome
User avatar #4 - captinchikin ONLINE (01/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well I'm sorta glad he didn't stop in 2002, Revenge of the Sith sort of redeemed the prequels after how bad Attack of the Clones ****** them up.
#22 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
and you can extent dates on them sicne they jsut been said/read
#19 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (01/17/2014) [-]
Lindsay lohan had her **** together in 2010? woah
#17 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
A significant portion of Muslim and Christian Fundamentalists, and Orthodox Jews still believe in geocentrism, so no, that's not dead in the slightest.
User avatar #15 - jaysnk ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
I remember thie first time i heard my mom cuss in english we are indian was back when i think gas had reached 90 or so cents and said (with a thick accent) " **** !" "Why gas make me poor what point of car"
#12 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Thumb down, because many of them are not right and it empowers some prejudices.
Thumb down, because many of them are not right and it empowers some prejudices.
User avatar #26 to #12 - nobigwhoop (01/17/2014) [-]
Not sure how that helps, but here you go.
User avatar #6 - scoobi (01/17/2014) [-]
"this commercial air flight was just lovely."
1920-2001
Oh gee so the day after the Lockerbie crash, people just had to go on planes? Same with Air India Flight 182, Tenerfe Airport Crash and Japan Airlines Flight 123
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