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#16 - youngsterman (01/10/2016) [-]
I thought the first one was a fish.
User avatar #84 to #16 - pablovilly (01/11/2016) [-]
i was hoping i wasnt the only one
#88 to #84 - disproof (01/11/2016) [-]
i still dont know what it is
User avatar #89 to #88 - saxong (01/11/2016) [-]
Honeycomb.
#60 to #16 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
?????? how??
#82 to #60 - halkn ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Because at first glance it looks like a fish
#86 to #82 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
If i squint really hard, I guess
#1 - hightechlowlife ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Visual representation of the computer that rendered the second to last one.
User avatar #13 to #1 - jonball ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Sorry to burst you bubble but thermal throttling is a thing for a reason.
I know it's a joke but it's so ******* overused.
#18 to #13 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
"I know it's a joke"
Then there's no ******* bubble to burst you cunt.
User avatar #19 to #18 - jonball ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I said it because this joke is used every single ******* time anything related to computer rendering is shown in a post to the point you would believe that those making the joke
think this would actually happen.
#53 to #19 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
If you actually believe a single thing that people say here, then you're in for a bad time.
User avatar #141 to #53 - jonball ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
>Implying i would

User avatar #66 to #1 - cleomech (01/11/2016) [-]
Is that... snow?
User avatar #69 to #66 - ionlywhisper (01/11/2016) [-]
cottonwood seeds i think

here in vancouver people with allergic reactions to seeds get ****** by those every summer to fall
#25 - shinybuttfinger ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I thought the first one was a fish being cut in half and that the honey was blood.
User avatar #26 to #25 - theluppijackal ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
SAME
User avatar #29 to #25 - phantompaladin (01/10/2016) [-]
ya me too, thought it was oil and grease tho coming out
#48 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
i wonder what the bees are thinking

"WHAT? HELL NO. thats enough food to feed like a trillion bees for like a decade i worked my ass off on that (literally) and you are like a million times the size of us and WE have to make YOUR food? naw, hell naw."
#131 to #48 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Bees don't eat honey though.
User avatar #139 to #131 - dragemit (01/11/2016) [-]
yes, they do. It's the food they store for the winter.

I believe it's true that they don't eat honey most of the time, though. And with the lifespan of worker bees, a lot of them never will.
#134 to #131 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
But their larva does.
User avatar #138 to #48 - dragemit (01/11/2016) [-]
bees get sugar water in return though, and when they eat the sugar water instead of honey they don't need to leave the hive in the winter to **** , which means they don't risk getting eaten by birds

one might say that it's a pretty sweet deal for the bees
#8 - kaimietis ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
When you get some pussy after a long time.
User avatar #85 to #8 - pablovilly (01/11/2016) [-]
but she had Gohno too
#115 to #8 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Cosmic knife
User avatar #93 to #8 - Iritis ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
What is the science behind this?? sciencexplain!! or is it scienceexplain??
#97 to #93 - ZipGhost (01/11/2016) [-]
high frenquincy heat induction
high frenquincy heat induction
User avatar #121 to #97 - Iritis ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Could you elaborate? What causes it to heat from 0-500+ in .5 seconds?
#144 to #121 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Easy way to visualize but not completely correct. : Electrons are one huge hive mentality. If some of them want to move, the rest want to move in the same way.

Electrons in the coiled copper are moving in droves (high current) and they are going back and forth fast ( relatively high frequency)

Electrons in knife want to move in the same way, and they do. Only problem, copper is like an clear highway, so the the electrons move freely (higher conductivity). There are some cars (atoms), but the highway is mostly empty. There are some collisions, but rare.

Knife's material (Steel?) is like a crowded street, but with electrons moving just as fast as electrons in copper. actually, because there are several copper loops (let's assume 4), the electrons in steel see the electrons in copper moving 4 times as much as they actually are. Electrons in steel try to move 4 times the amount of moving electrons in copper

Now imagine that amount of cars in that tight street. Electrons in steel starts colliding with everything; the street is one fire. Everything is a smouldering heap.
User avatar #122 to #121 - ZipGhost (01/11/2016) [-]
This will explain it better then I can through text.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvjgniMOe14
User avatar #100 to #93 - legnak (01/11/2016) [-]
Don't quite color me stupid because I'm no scientist or anything but I think it's caused because the copper wire is coiled and connected to some form of conductor, thus making it electromagnetically active, and then the Iron knife is put through, which therefore excites the electrons and super-heats the blade.

If someone can correct any mistakes I'd greatly appreciate it.
#71 - emptysuperman (01/11/2016) [-]
>things that make your dick rock hard

Women... women make my dick rock hard. If you want to jerk it honey combs, that's cool too, I guess.
User avatar #94 to #71 - sptnfouroneseven (01/11/2016) [-]
Why does the right one remind me of Dodger?
User avatar #95 to #94 - emptysuperman (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't know who Dodger is, but if she's anything like that girl I'd probably want to eat her asshole.
#96 to #95 - sptnfouroneseven (01/11/2016) [-]
Dodger. Presshearttocontinue/DexterityBonus on youtube? Hangs out with Jesse and TB? Engaged to The Strippin?
#106 to #96 - iderpedintofj (01/11/2016) [-]
I've always wondered if this was staged or not for the lols.
User avatar #107 to #106 - sptnfouroneseven (01/11/2016) [-]
She had an itch on her leg. Or so she says.

She often just zones out when TB/Jesse/Guest are talking about certain topics. Warhammer, League/DotA are to name a few.
#110 to #107 - iderpedintofj (01/11/2016) [-]
I assumed as much. I mean, fap time is a sacred time for most people. That's one of those few moments you make DAMN sure the webcam is off and you're not recording anything, even if you don't have a webcam.
#111 to #71 - iderpedintofj (01/11/2016) [-]
These chicks are fat as **** and one has a mustache.
#76 to #71 - oubliette (01/11/2016) [-]
GIF
**oubliette used "*roll picture*"**
**oubliette rolled image**
nice choice, erect stranger
#64 - miscreant (01/11/2016) [-]
Things that make you hard? AZERTY KEYBOARDS?!
Dear god, man...
#31 - greyhoundfd (01/10/2016) [-]
Stick yo' dick in it.
#56 to #31 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
magnetic induction, the coil itself isn't hot. As long as it was electrically insulated, nothing would happen. otherwise your wiener would receive a very nasty shock
#21 - lincolnpenis (01/10/2016) [-]
Does anyone know why my webms would be doing this, starting off pitch black and clear up as the videos imagery progresses?
User avatar #75 to #21 - indonesia (01/11/2016) [-]
chrome always do that. idk why but don't worry, when it starts to loop it won't be pitch black like that again
#92 to #75 - crispytg ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Guys guys, try this

go into settings on your chrome browser by clicking the icon on the top right of your toolbar. Once there, scroll to the bottom and click advance settings. under advanced settings, uncheck the box that says "use hardware acceleration when available."

that should do the trick.
#145 to #92 - crispytg ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
lincolnpenis, saxong, indonesia, piratebayamon, sumdumanon, walcorn,
#148 to #145 - piratebayamon (20 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for that!

Do you work in technical customer service by any chance?
I ask because of the description you gave..instead of "Settings->Advanced settings" etc. you gave an exact description on where to click.

In my job i often have to guide people the exact same way.
"Click Start"
"Start?"
"The Windows Icon on the bottom left..."
"The Clock you mean?"
"No, the other left..."

Anyway, thank you very much again. I hope it helps.

#152 to #148 - crispytg ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
no problem, friendo!

Actually I've never done that line of work, just somewhat computer savvy. I'm really not the best at giving instructions, haha. Instructables and college papers all help me piece it out there step by step though. Glad to help! just make sure you pay it forward.
User avatar #146 to #145 - walcorn ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #153 to #146 - indonesia (6 hours ago) [-]
wait, aren't you a mod?
User avatar #154 to #153 - walcorn ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Not anymore
User avatar #155 to #154 - indonesia (6 hours ago) [-]
you got gf, then you quit your mod status and be a nicer guy?
well **** , somebody's gonna escape this place soon.
User avatar #156 to #155 - walcorn ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
pretty much.
I didn't have enough time to actively moderate afterwards.
User avatar #147 to #92 - lincolnpenis (20 hours ago) [-]
DUUUUUDE
Thankyou so much. That's done it.
#151 to #147 - crispytg ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
no prob just pay it forward. it has been a problem that always irritated me so glad to help.
User avatar #105 to #92 - munchyman (01/11/2016) [-]
I think you're on to something i think it fixed my issue
User avatar #90 to #21 - saxong (01/11/2016) [-]
I always assumed it was an AMD GPU thing.
User avatar #63 to #21 - munchyman (01/11/2016) [-]
Holy **** I was just contemplating making a comment like this but then i scrolled and found this. I have this exact same problem and its been happening for a while. Also if you rewind the video like a second back it will look how it should normally. at least that works for me
#73 to #63 - piratebayamon (01/11/2016) [-]
Happening to me too.
But only after the 5th or 6th vid in a comp or content+comments.

I assumed it was my rig.

#70 to #63 - SumDumAnon (01/11/2016) [-]
This only happened to me when I used chrome as my browser
#57 to #21 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Has been happening for me as well. It started shortly after admin wrote all that javascript to dynamically load videos only when in view. I think he tweeked something afterwards and it caused this.

Someone popular should make a post about this to get it to front page so hopefully it will get fixed!
#59 to #57 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
happens to me too. thought it was my dinosaur computer. Upvote thread or make content. otherwise mods might not hear. #mods #admin #gloriousleader #brokenwebms #bringbackGIFS
User avatar #23 to #21 - walcorn ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
no clue
happens to me as well
User avatar #24 to #23 - lincolnpenis (01/10/2016) [-]
Hmm. I wonder if everyone's getting it and they're just used to having to either wait or seek the video to the start point.
****** a bitch, especially on these comps.
User avatar #124 - Icedangel (01/11/2016) [-]
I thought the first gif was a fish and it was horrifying for a while.
User avatar #126 to #124 - VikiIsAwsum (01/11/2016) [-]
same
User avatar #127 to #124 - goergesstpierre (01/11/2016) [-]
Same! I was like isn't this suppose to be on the morbid channel?
#91 - wowtransmogdude (01/11/2016) [-]
GIF
**wowtransmogdude used "*roll picture*"**
**wowtransmogdude rolled image** <--- What gets my dick rock hard.
User avatar #45 - abrahamsetrakian (01/11/2016) [-]
Honey farming without killing the bees or damaging the beehives. New Invention - Flow: Honey on Tap Directly From your Beehive
#136 - ADeadlYLepricoN (01/11/2016) [-]
Yo is it just me or did that machine seriously **** up??
#79 - theshade (01/11/2016) [-]
When you caress her inner thigh but shes already dripping
User avatar #40 - callan (01/11/2016) [-]
Man that induction forge is sexy. I would have thought it would need more windings but apparently 3 is more than adequate.
#140 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
when ur gurl see my pokemon card collection
User avatar #133 - leonhardt (01/11/2016) [-]
>that first one

Where can I purchase this Honey Corn
#132 - brothergrimm (01/11/2016) [-]
Sweet merciful Odin......
#68 - skulldan ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Things that make my dick rock hard.
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