Things cut in half. don't mention the misspelling, or i'll shank you in the shiv or I'll shiv you in the shank. THINGS SPLIT IN TWO Baseball The Human Heart. Here we see the atom split in half.
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#1 - dashgamer (11/17/2013) [-]
Here we see the atom split in half.
Here we see the atom split in half.
#27 to #1 - monsoons (11/18/2013) [-]
you might not know but do you know why it actually creates that mushroom affect when is explodes ive always wondered
User avatar #28 to #27 - dashgamer (11/18/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushroom_cloud
I don't quite understand it all myself, but basically it works on the principle that heat rises and things expand when they're going from high pressure to low pressure.
#29 to #28 - monsoons (11/18/2013) [-]
thanks man! i never thought to wiki it myself genius i know. Here's a picture that explained it for me! i stole it from wiki its actually pretty good
User avatar #46 to #29 - garin (11/18/2013) [-]
Damn, thought this was a technique diagram on how to rub breasts.
#30 to #28 - monsoons (11/18/2013) [-]
also thumb for being so helpful!
#50 to #1 - thalfak (11/18/2013) [-]
god I love fj
god I love fj
#56 to #1 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
Nukes? Sure.   
Gifdrop incoming.
Nukes? Sure.
Gifdrop incoming.
#57 to #56 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
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#58 to #57 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
My personal favorite right here.
My personal favorite right here.
#59 to #58 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
FIrst one but longer.
FIrst one but longer.
#60 to #59 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
And, finally.
And, finally.
#14 - zekeon (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 to #14 - deltoraquest (11/18/2013) [-]
I was just about to mention that oblivion's pick lock system is superior because it looks like a key but then you chose your " **** you asshole" image from oblivion.
#64 to #24 - takemythumb ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
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#44 - buttinspecter (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh HELL NO you don't end this fascinating post with a feel.

<<Here's the human heart you were supposed to include, you son of a bitch.
#62 to #44 - John Cena (11/18/2013) [-]
why is the supior vena cava not labled?
User avatar #69 to #44 - drastronomy ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
id put my dick in it
#71 to #69 - hardongo ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
#72 to #44 - DrollHumor (11/18/2013) [-]
My mitral valve was replaced with an artificial one when I was six. Looking at this I wonder how the hell they got in there to replace it and what in the world it looks like.
User avatar #106 to #72 - buttinspecter (11/18/2013) [-]
A friend got a valve replaced. I suspect it was the mitral valve, but I'm not sure. Do you here a rhythmic clicking when the room is silent?
User avatar #108 to #106 - DrollHumor (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, my heart ticks with every beat. When I was little my friends would notice it during sleepovers whenever we'd go to bed. "What's that ticking?" "My heart, now go to sleep."

It also drove my boyfriend of the time insane because he apparently has very good hearing and could hear it all the time whenever I was around him.
User avatar #109 to #108 - buttinspecter (11/18/2013) [-]
He couldn't unhear the truth.
User avatar #110 to #109 - DrollHumor (11/18/2013) [-]
We'd be watching a movie and he'd just randomly blurt out, "GOD, I can hear that thing still!"
I can't hear it anymore, I have to either be in complete silence or listen really hard to hear it because my brain ignores it. Just like how your nose is always in your field of vision but since it's constant your brain doesn't bother with recognizing it.
So since it can't annoy me, he'd just tap his finger on my arm in rhythm with it.
He says he has an analog watch that ticks and it makes him miss me since I moved to a different state. Makes me feel all fuzzy. :3
User avatar #86 to #44 - crampers (11/18/2013) [-]
thanks, i was disappointed not actually seing a real heart split.
User avatar #61 to #44 - Dember ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I wonder what it would feel and taste like to lick that.
User avatar #107 to #61 - buttinspecter (11/18/2013) [-]
Probably blood. Just lots and lots of blood.
#5 - caninefurryz (11/18/2013) [-]
The last one is the only time a cat didn't land on its feet.
#2 - genericnickname (11/17/2013) [-]
The last one.   
			****		 you.
The last one.
**** you.
#77 to #2 - otroviciado (11/18/2013) [-]
video plz, i need it becuz of reasons
#33 - mkoala (11/18/2013) [-]
"in half"
User avatar #55 to #33 - sneleoparden (11/18/2013) [-]
you know how toothpaste work, the big part lasts for a few days and the last part last for ages
User avatar #35 to #33 - charlesnightmare (11/18/2013) [-]
Title says "in half"

Image says "in two"


Someone ****** up along the way
User avatar #36 to #35 - mkoala (11/18/2013) [-]
true, i actually didn't pay attention to the title on the image; i stand corrected
User avatar #38 to #36 - charlesnightmare (11/18/2013) [-]
I meant the poster.

I just felt like sharing cuz i thought the same thing seeing the toothpaste
User avatar #39 to #38 - mkoala (11/18/2013) [-]
i thought i was the only one to notice
User avatar #40 to #39 - charlesnightmare (11/18/2013) [-]
Well Now there's two of us.

we can go around making sure everything is perfectly split in perfect halves.
(including atoms)
#42 to #40 - mkoala (11/18/2013) [-]
deal
deal
#15 - Kabutops (11/18/2013) [-]
its not like the photocopier worked to begin with
#37 - strykerx (11/18/2013) [-]
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#26 - ritzrules (11/18/2013) [-]
why u do this o.o
#63 - lolchris (11/18/2013) [-]
Atom
#48 - periodicallyalone (11/18/2013) [-]
A Formula 1 car
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#3 - greatsucces ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
MFW the last one
MFW the last one
#75 - pappathethird (11/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - satanicmofo (11/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #11 - tittentei (11/18/2013) [-]
**** FREEWORLD
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#76 - connordude (11/18/2013) [-]
c
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#85 to #76 - wolfdogone (11/18/2013) [-]
Simba's 			*******		 face
Simba's ******* face
#16 - zumzizeroo (11/18/2013) [-]
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