Thief. .. A story in the comments of this articles "A few years ago, my kids built a snowman in the front yard. That evening, as we sat at the dinner table, we heard
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Submitted: 11/01/2013
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User avatar #1 - mildly ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
marsrover

You're an asshole
User avatar #2 to #1 - marsrover (11/01/2013) [-]
I am mildly amused by your comment.
User avatar #16 - puremadmentalged ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**puremadmentalged rolled user elitehacker **
You're an asshole! unless you're a nice guy, in which case I apologise
User avatar #17 to #16 - elitehacker (11/01/2013) [-]
Sorry. I only steal pumpkins because they are the one of the few objects that are actually tight fit in my asshole anymore. It's not my fault. I have needs.
User avatar #31 - Soilwork (11/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
A story in the comments of this articles
"A few years ago, my kids built a snowman in the front yard. That evening, as we sat at the dinner table, we heard a car roar by, heard a thud and the car sped off. When we looked out, we saw someone had driven across out yard to destroy the snowman. Knowing it was the the trouble-causing neighbor, and not an accident, I decided to take action.

The next day, I used a power auger to dig a hole in the frozen ground, and put a section of telephone pole in the hole. The pole stood about 5 feet above the ground, and we built a wonderful snowman around the pole, complete with carrot nose and straw hat.

That evening, as we again sat at the dinner table, he heard a car roar down the hill, then heard a loud crash. We went outside to find the neighbor kid's car in our yard, impaled on the post, front end crashed, and steam rolling out of the ruined radiator.''
User avatar #3 - imgoingtorapeyou (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why would the thief come back , he already has the pumpkin.
User avatar #23 - brokenhalf (11/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**brokenhalf rolled user killakahn ** you're an asshole
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#12 - princessren (11/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what I find funny   
is she was on the news    
and she had he son on her lap   
and she was explaining what happened and she said "and I wrote because my son can't read yet, that you are an asshole"   
yet....her son was right there when she said that...kinda ruins the whole point
what I find funny
is she was on the news
and she had he son on her lap
and she was explaining what happened and she said "and I wrote because my son can't read yet, that you are an asshole"
yet....her son was right there when she said that...kinda ruins the whole point
#88 - phdinmagic (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Neighbors stepped up
#75 - xsolicitedsilkx (11/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**xsolicitedsilkx rolled user adplum ** You're a remarkable human being and I appreciate your existence.
#76 to #75 - adplum (11/02/2013) [-]
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#7 - jugularj (11/01/2013) [-]
somebody stole our pumpkins one year and threw them at our mailbox. I was only like 8 at the time so I thought someone had it out for us and I was scared ******** for like a month. It wasn't till later that I realized that some people are just assholes.
#14 - muralriver (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**muralriver rolled user ancientchaos ** you are an asshole
User avatar #15 to #14 - ancientchaos (11/01/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #86 - undeadwill (11/02/2013) [-]
I plan to put a small bear trap in my pumpkins so when they go to kick it or hit it with some object they will get a harsh lesson that I will not **** around. I did that to a mother ******* pumpkin, what do you think the rest of my house is like? You hear me you little faggots who broke my first pumpkin when I was seven I will cut off your ******* feet and feed them to you. Holy **** ****** you have no idea what you did that day. But you just made an enemy for life.
#72 - vaporous (11/02/2013) [-]
I'm sure this 2 year old is emotionally scared by this event. The 2 year old will remember this life lesson forever.
#26 - vissova (11/02/2013) [+] (22 replies)
**vissova rolled user xblthatguy **
User avatar #4 - carnivora (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**carnivora rolled user kikomiaaa ** return the pumpkin, NOW !
User avatar #11 to #4 - kikomiaaa **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #65 - jlew (11/02/2013) [-]
I've had someone smash a pumpkin that I worked hard on carving before.
I had just put it out and went inside for a bit. Came back outside to see how it looked when it was a bit darker and the thing was gone. Found it down the street, just a block away, smashed to pieces. I started crying and a neighbor came out to ask what happened.
God Damn that year sucked. I have not carved a pumpkin since either. That was 10-12 years ago too.
User avatar #80 - godzillaeatslazers (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**godzillaeatslazers rolled user tarekmig ** YOU STOLE THE PUNPKIN DIDNT YOU?
User avatar #68 - holywarstpd (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**holywarstpd rolled user energyman **

The biggest asshole of all
User avatar #35 - impetergriffin (11/02/2013) [-]
**impetergriffin rolled user sixroller **
you are an unusually tight asshole
User avatar #30 - misskayla (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i have a neighbor whos kids pumpkins were getting stolen so she put pins in it so if you went to grab it you'd get hurt... payback
#99 - meatpulp (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
On the sign, it says 'You are an asshole". Above on the sign it says "My son is two years old" Just stop me when you understand the terrible parenting here.
#107 to #101 - meatpulp (11/03/2013) [-]
Well, I apologize, I missed that part. I withdraw my comment.
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