Thief. .. A story in the comments of this articles "A few years ago, my kids built a snowman in the front yard. That evening, as we sat at the dinner table, we heard Thief A story in the comments of this articles "A few years ago my kids built a snowman front yard That evening as we sat at dinner table heard
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - mildly
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marsrover

You're an asshole
#9 to #1 - englishtallybopper
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**englishtallybopper rolled user Virt **

You're not an asshole
#105 to #9 - Virt
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User avatar #2 to #1 - marsrover
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I am mildly amused by your comment.
User avatar #10 to #2 - thedarkestrogue
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.....my childish brain wishes your name had something to do with Uranus instead of Mars.
User avatar #16 - puremadmentalged
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**puremadmentalged rolled user elitehacker **
You're an asshole! unless you're a nice guy, in which case I apologise
User avatar #77 to #16 - adplum
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elite is a cool guy tho
User avatar #78 to #77 - puremadmentalged
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Then I apologise, can't you read spoiler-hidden text
User avatar #79 to #78 - adplum
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User avatar #17 to #16 - elitehacker
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Sorry. I only steal pumpkins because they are the one of the few objects that are actually tight fit in my asshole anymore. It's not my fault. I have needs.
User avatar #31 - Soilwork
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A story in the comments of this articles
"A few years ago, my kids built a snowman in the front yard. That evening, as we sat at the dinner table, we heard a car roar by, heard a thud and the car sped off. When we looked out, we saw someone had driven across out yard to destroy the snowman. Knowing it was the the trouble-causing neighbor, and not an accident, I decided to take action.

The next day, I used a power auger to dig a hole in the frozen ground, and put a section of telephone pole in the hole. The pole stood about 5 feet above the ground, and we built a wonderful snowman around the pole, complete with carrot nose and straw hat.

That evening, as we again sat at the dinner table, he heard a car roar down the hill, then heard a loud crash. We went outside to find the neighbor kid's car in our yard, impaled on the post, front end crashed, and steam rolling out of the ruined radiator.''
#97 to #31 - fonakis
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I first read it as 'The neighbor kids in our yard, impaled on the post'
#56 to #31 - carlonord
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#70 to #31 - garykn
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I don't care if this story is true or not I love it.
#34 to #31 - playapplepie
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Haha, good show! That'll show the ******!
#64 to #34 - schizoidfreak
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**** YEA!!
User avatar #3 - imgoingtorapeyou
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Why would the thief come back , he already has the pumpkin.
User avatar #13 to #3 - xdeathspawnx
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It was most likely a teenager who lived in the neighborhood.
User avatar #8 to #3 - swagloon
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Sometimes criminals return to the scene of the crime
User avatar #5 to #3 - captainfuckitall
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To steal the sign.
User avatar #23 - brokenhalf
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**brokenhalf rolled user killakahn ** you're an asshole
#92 to #23 - anon id: 18b68e3d
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**anonymous rolled user themilk ** is actually an asshole.
#108 to #92 - themilk
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I've been hearing that a lot from FJ lately
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#55 to #25 - hoboguyman
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**hoboguyman rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Sorry, it's Parkinsons ** rice *******
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#62 to #61 - hoboguyman
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#12 - princessren
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what I find funny   
is she was on the news    
and she had he son on her lap   
and she was explaining what happened and she said "and I wrote because my son can't read yet, that you are an asshole"   
yet....her son was right there when she said that...kinda ruins the whole point
what I find funny
is she was on the news
and she had he son on her lap
and she was explaining what happened and she said "and I wrote because my son can't read yet, that you are an asshole"
yet....her son was right there when she said that...kinda ruins the whole point
User avatar #57 to #12 - liquidvoodoo
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yeah but what are the chances of her 2 year old son knowing what an asshole is?
User avatar #58 to #57 - princessren
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I don't think that is the point
she writes it "because her son can't read"
yet she says it out loud in front of him anyway, while explaining that exact situation
User avatar #59 to #58 - liquidvoodoo
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still a valid point, though...

It's not as if him hearing the word is gonna make much difference. It'll have the same effect if he knew how to read it. He can't comprehend such a word so early. (forgive my awful wording.. I'm slightly drunk)
User avatar #60 to #59 - princessren
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I understand
I just think it is funny how she points it out, and then does something like that anyway
#88 - phdinmagic
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Neighbors stepped up
#91 to #88 - dylandiekunst
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B&
#75 - xsolicitedsilkx
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**xsolicitedsilkx rolled user adplum ** You're a remarkable human being and I appreciate your existence.
#76 to #75 - adplum
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#81 to #76 - xsolicitedsilkx
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...She had it coming. Kid's face was red, he was forcing himself to support his own weight in his neck and shoulders, and hands are at mouth. Red face and hands near mouth usually indicate the kid is gonna blow chunks. (Blotchy, red cheeks usually mean fever, but it doesn't look like that's the case). So, the bit of stress on the kid caused him to spit up in the end. Even sillier was she had her mouth open with the symptoms present.
User avatar #82 to #81 - adplum
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still gross tho
#83 to #82 - xsolicitedsilkx
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Extremely so.
User avatar #89 to #81 - brokentrucker
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cataloging info for futur
#104 to #89 - xsolicitedsilkx
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I babysit a lot. Licensed and everything. Gotta know your signs or your day can get very, very stressful and very quickly. Go for it.
#7 - jugularj
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somebody stole our pumpkins one year and threw them at our mailbox. I was only like 8 at the time so I thought someone had it out for us and I was scared ******** for like a month. It wasn't till later that I realized that some people are just assholes.
#14 - muralriver
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**muralriver rolled user ancientchaos ** you are an asshole
User avatar #15 to #14 - ancientchaos
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no